I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

Shen Ji narrowed his eyes:

"Okay, I'll give him a new face next time."

Nie Baili quickly tried to make up for it:

"Just kidding! You can't afford to joke around."

Shen Ji stared blankly, recalling the moment when the Lingxi jade pendant broke in the fairy world...

He was so cold that his soul seemed to be pulled out of his body.

He immediately left behind all the immortals at the coronation ceremony of the Immortal King and jumped into the mortal world without hesitation.

“I really can’t afford it.”

Nie Baili met his affectionate eyes and couldn't help but get goosebumps.

"Alright, alright, we're just kidding. But I remember the ghost... that guy, wasn't he killed by you a long time ago?"

Guijianchou, no, now we should call him Mo Ru Hai.

He died under his sword long before Shen Ji ascended to heaven.

How come I'm his subordinate now?

Shen Ji said lightly:

"And resurrected him as well."

"real?!!"

Nie Baili's eyes lit up, and he suddenly grabbed Shen Ji's sleeve:

"Then can you revive my brother?"

No matter what kind of forbidden techniques there are, people are selfish.

Nie Baili also has selfish motives.

His brother is such a simple mortal, he has no luck except bad luck!

What's wrong with living two more days!

Shen Ji raised his eyes slightly:

"Ghost King?"

Nie Baili nodded vigorously.

Shen Ji suddenly lowered his head and put his forehead against hers.

Their eyes met and their breathing suddenly became ambiguous.

No... Could it be that... there is a fee for resurrection? ?

Nie Baili's heart was pounding, and all kinds of 18+ postures flashed through his mind!

Just when her face turned redder than steamed shrimp, Shen Ji finally moved his forehead away and chuckled:

"You don't have a fever. How could you forget that your brother is the Ghost King and died a long time ago and turned into a ghost? You shattered the Ghost King's remaining soul, so how can I be resurrected?"

All the thoughts in Nie Baili's mind instantly disappeared.

"Tsk, you're too incompetent to just say it!"

As long as she passes the buck fast enough, embarrassment won’t be able to catch up with her!

Shen Ji stretched out his smile, but suddenly froze, holding back the rising blood.

"I have something else to do. Ask the maid to show you around. If you're hungry, just tell her."

Nie Baili waved his hand: "Bye!"

She put away her smile only when Shen Ji's back disappeared from her sight.

Unauthorized use of forbidden techniques will result in backlash.

All in all, she owed him a lot.

With something on his mind, Nie Baili wandered around the Demon Palace alone.

When the demons around her saw her, they acted like NPCs that had been triggered to do something, kneeling as they walked.

Finally, there was one person who didn't kneel and even covered his face.

"Greetings, Madam. Is there anything important for you? Please tell me what you want to say."

Nie Baili looked at Guijianchou for a few times.

Compared to the next life, he was much quieter and colder.

I am all alone, without any close friends.

"I can tell fortunes. Would you like me to tell your fortune?"

Gui Jianchou declined politely: "My life is lowly, I am not worthy of your divination, madam."

Oh, I see. Nie Baili switched to a commanding tone:

"Come here, I want to tell you your fortune."

Guijianchou: "...As you command."

The two sat down on the steps, and Nie Baili looked mysterious:

"Your eyes are too far apart..."

Gui Jianchou put his legs together, crossed his hands on his knees, and nodded politely: "Yes."

"You can tell at a glance that there are two names!"

......

What does this eye distance have to do with the name?

But Gui Jianchou did not dare to refute:

"When I was lurking in the Qingxiao Sect, I used the alias Gui Jianchou. My real name is Mo Ruhai."

"Tsk, I told you I'm good at fortune-telling! Keep going, keep going!!"

Guijianchou was so frightened by her stare that he had no place to put his eyes.

Nie Baili spoke again:

"Looking at your high nose and sunken philtrum, I guess you must be my good sister in the next life!"

what? !

Guijianchou pursed his lips and clenched his fists. He couldn't attack, so he would slap the Demon Lord's wife to death with one palm, and then be slapped to death by the Demon Lord himself!

He managed to save his life with great difficulty!

You have to hold it in!

After exhausting my emotional intelligence throughout my life, I finally came up with this sentence:

“That is my blessing.”

Nie Baili straightened his back with pride:

"Don't disbelieve me, we are destined to be together!"

Guijianchou didn't want to continue being teased by the lady, so he found an excuse and slipped away quickly.

If the Madam continues talking, this won’t be a problem that can be solved by just changing her face!

After Guijianchou left, Nie Baili became bored again and picked up branches from the ground to tease ants.

But I was extremely upset inside.

Could it be that the so-called next life was just a dream she had when she was unconscious?

That's too real!

Just when she was puzzled, a female voice suddenly appeared in her mind:

"It's not a dream."

"Who is speaking!"

Nie Baili dropped the branch and stood up suddenly.

The NPC knelt on the ground again.

"Madam, calm down. Did the servants disturb you by making too much noise?"

"I will cut off my own legs now!"

"No, no, no!"

Nie Baili quickly stopped them. NPC’s life is also life.

"It's none of your business. I'm having a seizure."

After sending away the slaves, Nie Baili asked in his heart:

"Who are you? Why did you come into my head??"

The woman answered loudly:

"I'm your great great aunt!"

Nie Baili responded reflexively: "I am still your ancestor!"

The woman remained silent. She probably hadn't expected that the Qingxiao Sect would be filled with people who betrayed their teachers and ancestors.

"Forget it, each generation is really worse than the previous one!"

"Stop talking, you haven't told me where you are yet!"

The woman was silent for a moment: "...I am in heaven."

Nie Baili was furious: "I'm still in the sea! Can you please talk properly?"

The woman probably knew that her explanation was not going to make sense, so she simply said:

"Go forward, turn left, go straight, then turn right, and you will see me."

Nie Baili followed her instructions and walked forward. When he opened the door, he saw a sword standing upright in the empty room!

She suddenly felt that she was being fooled again!

"I'd be crazy to listen to you."

Just as she was about to turn around, the Sword of Doom suddenly shone brightly and flew into her hand!

"How is it? Little girl, I didn't lie to you!"

"Sword Spirit??!"

"It's not a sword spirit, it's your great-great-aunt! Forget it, just be my sword spirit!"

The woman seemed to be speechless after being harassed by Nie Baili and started to give up.

Nie Baili looked at it carefully and found that this sword was more exquisite than the Immortal-Chasing Sword that the Sect Master gave to Shen Ji.

One sword breaks all laws!

A rare fairy product.

"Are you the sword spirit he brought back from the fairyland?"

When this matter was mentioned, Jian Ling criticized Shen Ji from all angles with a heavy tone!

"Yes! We were both imprisoned in the Immortal Prison. His collar bone was broken, but he was still struggling to get to the lower world. I felt sorry for him, so I lent him my sword and asked him to defeat the guards and rescue me. But he just ran away with my sword!"

Nie Baili's mind was filled with babble of complaints.

But she only heard the words: "His scapula is broken, but he is still struggling to get to the lower world."

For me?

Why didn’t Nie Baili realize that he had the potential to be Daji?

Could it be that she secretly bound herself to some kind of popular system? ?

In the world of cultivation, many couples turn against each other because of love, or after ascending to heaven, one person is left waiting in the lower world.

There has never been any talk of flying up and then jumping down.

"...Hey, little sister, are you listening to me carefully?"

"No."

Nie Baili is a quick-witted person.

"What crime did you commit to be thrown into the Immortal Prison?"

The woman said straightforwardly:

"Go down to the mortal world without permission!"