I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world
Chapter 54: Can your mouth really fart?
Government Office.
Shen Wu Yue looked at the long list of contestants presented by Lu Chuyan and smiled with relief.
"Outer disciples are rarely so enthusiastic. Since the children are willing, let them all participate."
"By the way, did a disciple from the outer sect defeat five inner sect disciples in a row?"
Lu Chuyan respectfully replied:
"Master, yes, it is my disciple Qu Fengshi."
Shen Wuyue thought for a moment and said:
"Talent should not be wasted. How can we continue to be decadent? Let him participate this year!"
Lu Chuyan: "I will obey the order of the sect master."
After sending Lu Chuyan away, Shen Wu Yue called over the master of Jianfeng Peak.
The competition among ten thousand sects is a mixed bag, and there might be demons taking advantage of the situation to sneak in.
Last time they succeeded in taking over the Kunwu Secret Realm, so this time the Qingxiao Sect must have a countermeasure.
Hanqi Peak.
Everyone thought that Shen Ji must be practicing diligently at this moment to face the Ten Thousand Sects Competition with the best strength.
No.
He didn't even go to the Cold Pond to meditate.
He has been back to the sect for such a long time, but he hasn't even touched the sword.
Instead, he went into the study and kept writing and drawing on rice paper.
He kept muttering, "Why can't I figure it out..."
If Nie Baili were here, he would definitely recognize this familiar formula.
It is the basic integration formula of calculus!
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Three months later, the barrier of Qingxiao Sect that stretched for thousands of miles slowly opened.
Fu Meng stood in front in her best attire.
The only person standing before her was Kannazuki.
Even the masters of the major peaks can only serve as background figures behind her, and the next sect leader is about to emerge.
An unknown surge of emotion surged in her heart.
Fu Meng knew that this was a desire for supreme power.
As long as she works hard enough, the position at the front will belong to her sooner or later!
Suddenly, several cloud boats appeared in the sky.
The boat in the middle rushed forward as if it was out of control, and the tremendous spiritual power also crashed into the Qingxiao Sect's barrier along with the cloud boat!
However, the unstoppable Yunzhou was frozen in place the moment it approached the barrier.
Then the ship rotated 180 degrees, and the disciples on it fell down like dumplings!
"Hahahahahahahahaha Brother Wu Yue, it's been many years since we last met, and you're still so tough!"
The leader of the Biluo Sect, Shui Yian, appeared in front of Shen Wu Yue and laughed heartily.
Kanbutsuki smiled and greeted politely.
"I haven't seen you for many years, and you are still so boring."
When other sects saw that the Biluo Sect did not gain any benefits from Shen Wu Yue, they gave up the idea of causing trouble.
In the crowd of disciples a hundred meters away from Shen Wu Yue, Jiang Yue Li hugged Nie Baili's arm and asked in a low voice:
"Why is it that no one in the Biluo Sect can fly a cloud boat? Last time they crashed into a cloud boat, and this time they crashed into a barrier."
Nie Baili lowered his voice and answered:
"Sooner or later the boat will capsize!"
Jiang Yueli became even more confused.
"Hasn't it already turned over?"
Nie Baili blinked and said nothing.
This boat capsizes not the same as that boat capsizes.
Although the two voices were small, they could not escape the ears of the powerful.
Shui Yian was a narrow-minded person and would not tolerate his little disciple to bother him.
Just when he was about to find out which Qingxiao Sect disciple was so bold, Shen Wu Yue blocked his view without leaving a trace.
Ji Yan was shocked by the strength of the clan leader:
"Oh my god, the sect master didn't even make a move, but he was able to stop the cloud boat out of thin air. When will I be able to do that?"
Nie Baili had assisted the sect master for many years in his previous life, so he naturally knew how the other party pretended to be powerful.
"You can do it right now. Hide your hands in your sleeves and make as little noise as possible when you cast the spell. It will look like you haven't made any move at all."
Kannozuki, who just finished showing off: "......"
He doesn't care about face!
"Ahem, it's windy here, Fu Meng, why don't you quickly take the sect leaders to settle down!"
The Qingxiao Sect disciples who were watching the excitement behind him took the initiative to make way.
The sect leaders filed in one after another. Shui Qianyan paused when she passed by Nie Baili.
He seemed to look at her a little more.
Nie Baili didn't care. Ji Yan was hungry, so he pulled them to the dining hall.
Hua Shengsheng and Gui Jianchou didn't come today.
Hua Shengsheng is now working day and night to draw talismans, probably because he doesn't want to lose too badly in the competition.
Guijianchou also said that he was busy practicing, but Nie Baili always suspected that he had received another task from his superiors.
Prepare to cause trouble.
Forget it. This is not something she, an outer disciple, should be responsible for.
At worst, you can just pay more attention to the ghosts during the game!
The next day.
The much anticipated Ten Thousand Sects Competition in the cultivation world has officially begun.
Fu Meng led his disciples to set up the Ten Thousand Swords Formation.
Hundreds of sword shadows drew sharp rays in the air, gradually interweaving into an impenetrable net.
The barrier is completed.
The disciples below the stage vaguely felt an invisible pressure.
Then the swords floated in the air, and a name gradually appeared on each sword.
"Look, my name is on it!"
"Ji Yan, you are there!"
"Sister Bai Li, please help me find my name."
Nie Baili yawned out of boredom and glanced at the sword above his head.
Accurately pointed out Jiang Yueli's name.
The Ten Thousand Swords Formation was a formation she had come up with in her previous life that could be used both to show off and as a record book.
The floating dream has been passed down in this life and is used even more brilliantly.
This innovative move gave all the major sects a refreshing feeling, and they kept it in mind.
Will use it next time.
Kannazuki simply repeated the rules of the game and announced the start of the game.
The name of the losing disciple on the hanging sword will disappear.
The Ten Thousand Sects Competition is divided into four competition arenas: Tiandi Xuanhuang.
According to their strength, the Qi Refining and Foundation Building disciples competed on the Yellow Stage.
The Jindan and Yuanying disciples fought on the ground and Xuanzi stage.
Disciples above the Nascent Soul stage duel on the Tianzi stage.
The arena is shaped like a five-petal lotus, with each petal corresponding to a competition venue, and five winners can be selected at a time.
The referee stands in the middle of the pistil to prevent the disciples from fighting and causing deaths.
After the sect leader announced the start of the competition, Qu Fengshi started to act like a nanny again.
Earnest exhortation:
"It's just a game, just do your best, don't try too hard. If you encounter a disciple from the outer sect deliberately provoking you..."
"Just treat it as his fart!"
All five of them spoke at the same time.
This is because Qu Fengshi had reminded me of this a month ago.
People who listen to it are almost getting calluses on their ears.
Qu Fengshi: "...Hey, I'm at the Tianzi stage for this competition, so I can't take care of you. Please be more careful about everything."
Nie Baili pinched his shoulders, turned 180 degrees, and pushed him directly to the side of the Tianzi platform.
So I don't have to listen to him nagging anymore.
In fact, Nie Baili has now graduated from the General Education Peak and returned to the Medical Peak.
But Qu Fengshi still does his best to take care of him, and is even closer to him than his own senior brother!
"Fight well, Senior Brother Qu, I believe in you!"
Nie Baili clenched his fist and cheered.
He caught a glimpse of Shen Ji beside the clan leader.
Without any expression, he left in a swagger!
Chen Ji watched her back and felt that every strand of her hair was lacking.
Yellow letter platform.
Among the ten contestants in the first game, there was Hua Shengsheng.
"Xiaobai, this way! Come here quickly!!"
Nie Baili quickened his pace and unexpectedly bumped into a disciple wearing Biluo Sect's uniform.
"sorry."
She asked her to apologize first.
However, the other party was just waiting to find fault, his eyes lit up, and he was unwilling to let go of this good opportunity.
"I didn't expect that the outer disciples of Qingxiao Sect would be so blind. If I'm sorry, why should I practice sword?"
Nie Baili looked at Hua Shengsheng expressionlessly.
The other party immediately understood and walked towards her.
"Brother, do you know what my senior brother just said?"
"Talk about shit...Puff puff puff!"
A series of farts came out of his mouth.
The rest of the disciples dispersed one after another.
Staring at the disciples of Qingxiao Sect with horrified eyes!
Can your mouth really fart?
The taste is still exactly the same!
Hua Shengsheng put his hands in his pockets and said, "My senior brother said that if you encounter someone who is looking for trouble, just treat him as if he farted. So I invented the stinky fart talisman. How about it? Does it work?"
The Biluo Sect disciples ran towards their companions in fear, and their companions didn't want to smell the stinky fart either, so they crawled away!
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