I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

Before setting off, Yunjia suddenly came running over.

He stuffed an account book into her hand mysteriously.

"Work hard and you will make money."

Nie Baili understood what she meant and patted her on the shoulder with emotion:

“It is true that those who plant trees will enjoy the shade.”

Yun Jia doesn't think it's simple:

"It is also possible that someone dug the pit and someone fell to his death later."

The six people flew on swords in three groups.

Nie Baili and Jiang Yueli both fought with swords.

Hua Shengsheng, Gui Jianchou and Ji Yan crowded around a sword.

As for Shen Ji, he and his sword flew in the middle.

After Hua Shengsheng came out of the Kunwu secret realm, he practiced sword flying.

I can still fly with my eyes closed.

In less than a day, several people arrived at Xinghua Village.

It is still spring.

The villagers are still excited.

Still kneeling down to pray.

"Immortal! It's an immortal! The immortal has appeared!!"

Shen Ji's head was buzzing again, and he turned around and said to a group of excited junior brothers and sisters:

"hurry up."

Nie Baili was still greeting the villagers:

"Village chief, it's me, the second son of the Nie family, the one who sent you the poisonous mushrooms!"

The village chief wiped his eyes and danced with excitement:

"It's Bai Li! I didn't expect you to be so destined to be immortal and join the Qing Xiao Sect!"

"Over the years, I have been asking the children in the village to learn from you. But no child can compare to you."

The village chief wanted to chat with Nie Baili about family matters, but was pushed away by the excited villagers around him.

"Bai Li, bless me with many children and grandchildren."

Nie Baili didn't say anything, but took out a pill from Yue Li.

The man ate it without saying anything: "Will this help me hit the target with one shot?"

Jiang Yueli shook his head: "No need to send it, just look."

Soon, the man's stomach swelled up like a ball.

The village chief was so scared that he screamed.

“He he he….”

Jiang Yueli said seriously: "He will have many children and grandchildren."

The man rolled on the ground in pain and tried to knock the baby out by banging his stomach against a rock.

Unfortunately, it was of no avail.

"No! It's not my child!"

Jiang Yueli was puzzled: "You don't want to have children, so why do you want to have children and grandchildren?"

In the end, the man was carried home by the villagers.

Jiang Yueli comforted him: "Don't be afraid, it will only hurt for a while. You will have many children and grandchildren in the future."

The man fainted immediately.

The villagers learned their lesson and made a wish to another handsome man:

"Please bless me to study in high school!"

Hua Shengsheng thought about it and took out a talisman.

"Take out the talisman while you're studying."

The scholar kowtowed and thanked him profusely and ran home.

Later, the scholar took out the talisman in front of the desk, but found himself trapped in a small square world.

There is no water, no food, and no one.

The only way to get out is to study and answer questions.

The scholar was in despair and worked hard to improve himself.

After studying for thirty-seven years, he finally became well-educated and passed the test and left the small world.

When I returned to the real world, only an hour had passed.

The hardcover farmer scanned the area and asked Shen Ji again:

"Great Immortal, may I have seven times a night!"

Shen Ji took a deep breath and repeated what he said back then with gritted teeth:

"Seven times a night will wear the body out."

Nie Baili burst out laughing.

It is hard to imagine that someone as noble as Chen Ji would face such an embarrassing wish.

Hearing Nie Baili's laughter, Shen Ji's expression changed again.

The frost on his face frightened mortals so much that they ran away.

The remaining people didn't dare to make any more wishes, and the crowd dispersed.

Nie Baili took the initiative to say: "Let's go, I'll take you home!"

The terraces are arranged in an orderly manner and spread out slowly, and buffaloes plow the fields diligently.

Men and women bent over working in the fields.

Six people walked on the ridge of the field, the sun shone on their heads, the breeze blew, and their laughter drifted farther and farther away with the wind.

Some villagers in the distance had already seen Nie Baili and ran to her house excitedly shouting.

"Sister Nie, your daughter is back!"

"what?"

"Your daughter has returned home in glory, and she might want to take you to live happily ever after!"

Aunt Nie immediately put away her worried look and went out to take a look.

She’s really a daughter!

"Mom, I'm back!!"

"You were returned the product?"

Nie Baili's silly smile froze in an instant.

Uh......

What can I say, she is worthy of being her mother!

"No, I was on a mission and happened to pass by, so I came to see you."

"Mom, I sent you a lot of money, did you receive it? How is my brother?"

Aunt Nie nodded:

"I got it. I was so scared that I thought you were doing something illegal in the sect and were kicked out today."

"Your brother is fine. After he recovered, he insisted on going to the capital to see a doctor. You sent me money, so I let him go."

So this is ah!

I can finally put my mind at ease.

But Aunt Nie was worried: "You really weren't kicked out?"

Nie Baili sighed:

"Really not... If you don't believe me, look, these are my friends."

She moved sideways, revealing a row of friends behind her.

They all had smiles on their faces and their calls were sweeter than each other!

"Hello, Auntie. I'm Xiaobai's friend, Hua Shengsheng!"

"Hello, Auntie. My name is Guijianchou..."

"I'm Jiang Yueli, and Senior Sister Bai Li likes me the most!"

Ji Yan got a rabbit from somewhere:

"It's my first visit, so this small gift is not much of a respect."

This caused the four people around him to glare at him.

Good job, Ji Yan.

He looks silly at ordinary times, but how come he is more thoughtful than others when it comes to social interactions?

Aunt Nie accepted it with a smile:

"Good boy, you are such a kind-hearted boy! Do you like it steamed or braised?"

Ji Yan was stunned for a second. Wasn’t he raising him as a companion?

Aunt Nie's words determine life and death:

“Braised is good, steamed is tasteless!”

Ji Yan could only smile awkwardly: "All is good, all is good."

Can live better.

Jiang Yueli on the side was already taking out pills.

Hua Shengsheng drew the talisman on the spot.

Guijianchou racked his brains but could not figure out what things among the demons were harmless to mortals.

"This is a longevity pill, you can even eat it as a meal!"

"This is a talisman, you can wear it as you like, it is waterproof, dustproof and shockproof!"

"This... this is a life-saving bead. If you encounter a monster emitting black energy, just throw it out!"

Before she knew it, Aunt Nie had received a bunch of gifts.

He was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.

Among all the people, Shen Ji was the only one who hadn't given a gift.

The four of them looked at him with gloating eyes.

But Shen Ji really couldn't come up with a suitable gift.

Apart from the spirit stones, the only things left in the storage ring were high-level magical instruments.

There is absolutely nothing superfluous.

However, when Aunt Nie saw Shen Ji for the first time, her eyes widened in surprise:

"You're my daughter's friend too?"

Shen Ji nodded: "Yes."

"Oh my, just come if you want to. You don't need to bring any gifts. Just show your appreciation. Come in!"

After entering, Aunt Nie even pulled Shen Ji aside to ask him questions.

"Are you married?"

"No, there is no arrangement at home."

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-two, two years older than Junior Sister Nie."

"What kind of girls do you like?"

"..."

Shen Ji lowered his head, seemed shy, and did not dare to answer.

Aunt Nie was very satisfied with the young man and wanted her daughter to show off her skills.

When I turned around, I saw five people sitting around the table eating melon seeds.

Nie Baili was still laughing so hard that he fell over, and his laughter was uglier than that of a crow.

The feeling of being disappointed in one's parents once again came to my mind.

"Bai Li, go to the kitchen and help me."

Nie Baili stood up quickly, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and left.

"Mom, I want to eat braised crucian carp and tomato stewed beef."

Aunt Nie pointed her index finger at her forehead:

"Eat, eat, eat! How could I give birth to a little foodie like you? Didn't mom tell you that if you meet a man you like, you should just confess your love to him!"

Nie Baili understood instantly and asked back:

"What's wrong with him?"

Aunt Nie was full of confidence: "I fell in love with her at first sight. She is definitely your type."

...Mom is so right.

Her aesthetic taste has always been simple, and she likes things that are cold and out of touch with the world.

"But he is the sect master's first disciple, and I am just an outer disciple."

Aunt Nie doesn't understand cultivation, but she understands men:

"What are you afraid of? Take down my little first disciple!"