I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

"Get up, let's go."

Ji Yan quickly got up from the ground and brushed off the dust on his body:

"Where?"

Shen Ji looked out at the mountains: "Happy birthday."

"Aren't you going to look for Xiaobai and the others?"

Ji Yan thought that even if the senior brother didn't like Shengsheng and the others, he would still take care of Senior Sister Bai Li.

Shen Ji raised his foot and stepped down:

"Their mission is also to celebrate the birthday. Instead of running around like headless flies, they should gather at the finish line."

Coincidentally, Nie Baili had the same idea.

Wild Boar Village.

The village is separated from other demon habitats by a high stone wall.

When the pig demon carried the person back, he was seen by the wild elephant tribe on the opposite side.

"What are you looking at? This is our offering to the king! With this group of tender-skinned people, the king will definitely let our entire clan attend the birthday party this year!"

The wild elephant tribe also retains its original facial features.

He swung his long nose and roared towards the sky.

"Just you bunch of wild boars?"

The boars roared back in kind.

Yue Li was tied to the bamboo pole like meat on a barbecue skewer, with her hands and feet facing the sky.

I searched for a long time and found a similar one. Anyway, the three people were strung together like this. You can use your imagination to fill in the blanks.

Suddenly, she crawled towards Nie Baili and butted her butt with her head.

Nie Baili turned around and said seriously:

"If you have something to say, just speak up. Don't push me. I want to fart."

Jiang Yueli quickly retreated.

When the wild boars skewered the three people together, they didn't use green peppers or pineapples to separate them.

Therefore, Guijianchou, who was tied behind Jiang Yueli's butt, saw a big butt coming towards him and retreated in fear.

"Don't come over here, ahhhhh!"

Jiang Yueli had no choice but to stop.

After making sure that her senior sister’s fart wouldn’t reach her at this distance, she spoke:

"Why do the monsters here only transform halfway, with a human body and an animal head?"

Nie Baili explained:

"You don't understand this, don't you? They think retaining the characteristics of a beast is the best way to show masculinity. If you don't believe me, look at the female monsters in the film. They are so beautiful, without any hair at all!"

Jiang Yueli tried to turn his head to take a look.

As expected, all the female fairies are extremely beautiful.

The ugliness of male demons varies in different ways.

It seemed that the two villages were about to fight, but the sun was setting and the beasts also needed to sleep.

Therefore, no war broke out between the two villages.

Nie Baili and three others were locked in an empty room.

There are three layers of barriers inside and outside, and a circle of wild boars are surrounding it.

The wild boar leader threw half a piece of venison in front of Nie Baili:

"Eat, so we can get going!"

Nie Baili frowned: "How do you eat it raw?"

The wild boar leader: "How can we eat it if it's not raw?"

understood.

This is still a primitive tribe and they haven't learned to eat cooked food.

Nie Baili stood up and decided to bring some modern shock to the primitive wild boar!

"Give me a pot, and some salt, star anise, cinnamon, sugar, and chili pepper."

"You won't give it to me? I will cry to death here tonight, and my tender flesh will be dried up by my tears, so that your king can eat it and get stuck in his teeth. I will then vent my anger on the wild boar tribe and make sure you will never be able to turn things around!"

The boar chief was stunned.

What a shameless human being!

Nie Baili fired the first shot in the food rebellion!

That night, she began to cook the deer in front of the pig demon.

"Look, high-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods..."

As she spoke, she started to fry sugar color in the pan.

Balabala introduces the cooking process.

Half an hour later, all the pig monsters were drooling at the pot.

How to do?

I want to eat!

Nie Baili said sympathetically:

"Go get a bowl, we'll each have one."

Pig demons, you look at me and I look at you.

Finally, I raise my soul-searching question:

"What's a bowl?"

Nie Baili: “…”

She was speechless for a moment: "You don't use bowls when you eat? That's not right, you have pots and spices, how come you don't have bowls?"

The patriarch felt that the pig demon's ignorance was exposed in the face of the sophisticated humans.

So he stiffened his neck and said:

"I borrowed the pot and spices from the monkey village next door! Besides, why do you need a bowl? If you're hungry, just go to the hillside and eat grass!"

Nie Baili was stunned for a moment and suggested:

"How about...you go borrow a few more bowls from them?"

The Pig Demon Chief shook his head and said, "We can't lend them any more land. Our village doesn't have any extra land to give them."

Nie Baili was stunned.

"I have to give up my land just to borrow some pots and pans??!"

"Why else would someone be so kind as to lend me something?"

Nie Baili didn't know what to say.

All we can say is that they risked their lives to offer the Demon King a delicious sacrifice.

In this case, you can only wait for the food to cool down before eating it with your hands.

I should have grilled it instead of braising it.

After a stick of incense, the pig demon licked his fingers so much that he wanted to eat the pot as well.

Nie Baili picked three leaves for Gui Jianchou and Jiang Yueli to wrap and eat.

After the meal, she continued to fool around.

"The Demon King shouldn't be short of people to eat, right?"

The little wild boar on the ground ate with a gurgling sound and replied:

"No shortage! The demon king is very powerful. He eats one person a day!"

Nie Baili asked again:

"Has your demon king ever eaten such delicious meat?"

Opposite the pot.

The patriarch said firmly:

"Absolutely not! I have lived for thousands of years and have never eaten such delicious cooked food!"

Nie Baili nodded with satisfaction:

"That's right. In order for us to die a worthy death, you must also learn this cooking skill. We can die, but it cannot be in vain."

Seeing that this group of monks had completely given up hope of living.

The wild boars also gradually relaxed their vigilance.

"Okay, once the women in our tribe have thoroughly mastered this craft, we'll send you on your way."

He stuffed a piece of meat into Yue Li's mouth, and after hearing what she said, he didn't know whether he should eat more.

Guijianchou also found it strange.

How can you teach a monster how to cook itself?

But Nie Baili was not in a hurry:

"Of course you can, but the meat will be somewhat affected in taste after being dried. If it were me, I would wait until the Monster King's birthday party to slaughter him for the braised meat."

"If you don't believe me, just look at this pot. The venison is dry and tough. Even after braising, the taste is still not good."

As she spoke, she stretched out her arm again.

"Look at my tender flesh, it's so soft, white, and so chewy!"

The pig monsters were drooling again.

Such delicious venison has a bad taste?

How delicious would fresh meat be?

Anyway, it’s all a gift to the Demon King, so just do it to the best of your ability!

The wild boar leader made up his mind and agreed to Nie Baili's proposal.

Even the barriers and defenses were removed.

Jiang Yueli asked curiously: "Aren't you afraid that we will escape in the middle of the night?"

Guijianchou wanted to cover her mouth.

He did have a chance to run away with someone in the middle of the night.

However, the wild boar chief said meaningfully:

"I advise you not to do that. The demon king has set up a barrier. Anyone who breaks in will have a special smell that the demons can identify. The wild elephant tribe next door is also in need of gifts."

"And I guess you have companions. The demon king also placed a small teleportation array on the barrier in order to disperse the attack. If there are too many people, they will fall separately."

"Get some rest."

Only after the demons left did the three of them completely relax.

Lay Yueli on the floor:

"That was a close call! I was almost eaten."

Gui Jianchou asked directly:

"Do you have any other plans?"

Nie Baili also learned to lie on the ground.

It’s been a hard day, with free fall and intrigue.

She was tired too.

"There is no plan, we are just dealing with each other's moves. Since the wild boar tribe is also going to the Monster King City, why not let them lead the way and escort them all the way."

The ghost moves his hands and feet:

"I thought you would think of going to find the senior brothers first."

Nie Baili shook his head:

"It's too difficult. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Let's meet at the finish line."

Gui Jianchou was about to praise her for her rationality, but suddenly his ears moved:

"There's someone, no, there's a demon!"