I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world
Chapter 8 I wish you all to reach the immortal gate and ascend to paradise soon!
"Is anyone catching up?"
"No! I'm so tired."
Nie Baili supported her knees with her hands and gasped for breath. She was just a mortal now and her physical strength was far worse than in her previous life.
Hua Shengsheng simply lay on the ground, waving his gold-foil fan.
The two ran all the way and finally arrived at the official entrance of Half Moon Forest.
Nowadays, the preliminary selection in the world of cultivation has truly reached a low age and is stereotyped.
Boys and girls from countless families stood at the door in neat and dignified clothes, like trimmed green pines in a garden, waiting to be selected by the sect.
For nearly a thousand years, a saying has been popular in the world of cultivation: Ascend as early as possible!
It is best to ascend to heaven within the age of 100. After 500 years old, it becomes difficult to ascend to heaven.
This saying became popular among all the major families in the world of cultivation, and they began to roll back their sleeves early on. They would choose an auspicious time for sex, wait for an auspicious day for childbirth, recite mantras for prenatal education every morning and evening, and take all kinds of elixirs at a constant rate.
Under such circumstances, there are countless spiritual children who start practicing Qigong from birth.
It successfully raised the threshold for cultivating immortals and lowered the age for advancement.
Moreover, the sect likes children who are nurtured the most. They are obedient, easy to teach, and know how to be grateful after they grow up.
Young men like Nie Baili and Hua Shengsheng, who have not yet started practicing at the age of twenty, are no longer popular in the world of cultivation.
Regardless of their talent for cultivation, twenty-year-old boys have their own ideas and behavioral principles, and it is always difficult to get along with them.
"Wow, wow, wow, I want Mommy! Mommy, don't go, ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"I want to be quilted! I want a pacifier! Wuuuuuu give it back to me!"
Nie Baili and Hua Shengsheng turned their heads at the same time and looked towards a luxurious Pegasus carriage following the sound.
Gold and jade rings and pendants, and even the carriage curtains were embroidered with gold thread arrays, making it impossible for outsiders to see through them.
"Wow! A Pegasus carriage. What family is so ostentatious?"
Hua Shengsheng looked at Tianma and thought of his own stupid donkey, feeling a little envious.
"One of the four great families in Zhongzhou, and also the number one alchemy family in the cultivation world - the Jiang family. With only three Pegasus horses pulling the carriage, it is already considered low-key."
When Nie Baili saw the familiar family emblem, he knew who was in the carriage.
Jiang Yueli is a rare alchemy genius in the Jiang family. He could control strange fire at the age of three and make pills at the age of four. He had excellent talent and was also the number one alchemist in the world of cultivation in the previous life.
Inversely proportional to her unparalleled level of alchemy is her ability to take care of herself.
She still remembered that the hundred-year-old leader of Danfeng Peak instantly turned into an invincible dad after accepting this disciple. He was proficient in everything from washing clothes, cooking, feeding, packing luggage, and folding clothes. He seemed to have aged a thousand years.
Nie Baili often saw her going in and out of the alchemy room in gray clan robes. Later, he took her with him on a mission, and it was simply amazing!
She doesn't want to take the fasting pills, but wants to eat fried rice with eggs. After it's fried, she needs to be fed one spoonful at a time!
The key is that after feeding her, she still has to say: "Sister, the food you cook is not as delicious as the one made by the master."
Do you really think that everyone in the world is a mother, and everyone treats her like a treasure like the head of Danfeng? !
Hua Shengsheng closed his fan and looked at his friend in surprise: "You know a lot. Let's go to the primary election together!"
Nie Baili: “???”
What's the point of going together?
"Think about it, these little mines are all geniuses, and they can hit the target with every explosion. How can people like us who are only 20 years old compare with them? Joining forces is the last bit of unity for the scraps."
That's fine.
Anyway, her goal is to be eliminated in the second round.
"can."
The two of them successfully reached an alliance, and Hua Shengsheng started talking more.
"My family is just a nouveau riche in the mortal world, and we have no connections in the cultivation world. I wanted to make more friends along the way, but I didn't expect that after falling off the cliff, you would be the only one left by my side."
Nie Baili: "So you originally planned to stick together?"
"Yes! I don't have any ambitions. I just want to join a big sect to bring honor to my family, even if I am an outer sect disciple."
Nie Baili couldn't help but look at Hua Shengsheng a few more times.
Although I didn't know him in my previous life, it didn't prevent us from becoming good friends in this life.
"Ambitious!"
"good friend!"
The two people who were playing badly together reached a consensus instantly.
The people around them immediately moved away, fearing that the two people's lack of knowledge would pollute their positive core.
One of the talisman masters was even more disdainful: "Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. If you are useless like me, you might as well pack up and go home early."
Hua Shengsheng closed his fan and tapped his palm: "Brother, what you said makes sense. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. If there is no opportunity, don't prepare blindly."
The young man who was drawing talismans while preparing: "......"
As the sun gradually climbed overhead, more and more people gathered at the entrance of Half Moon Forest.
Hundreds of thousands of people did not line up, but formed clearly defined groups.
The ambitious children with family background and talent gathered together, the playboys with family background formed a separate group, the ambitious contestants without family background were scattered, and the ambitious contestants without family background and no ambition...
Only Nie Baili and Hua Shengsheng were left standing far away, out of tune with everyone.
After all, there are not many weirdos who have no family background and are not ambitious.
Jiang Yueli was finally thrown out of the Pegasus carriage by his biological father without even being given a pacifier. If the pacifier were taken away, would the Jiang family's century-old reputation be lost?
Considering that this is the first time the child is leaving home and she may have separation anxiety, I still gave her the small floral quilt that she has been using since she was a child.
"Put it in the Qiankun bag and don't take it out!"
The head of the family now regrets not teaching his child to be independent earlier. He always thought that his child was talented and it didn't matter if he had bad habits, but he delayed it until now...
Jiang Yueli's eyes were red and she looked back every few steps, fearing that her father would abandon her.
"Go! Go! We'll come to see you once a month."
The head of the family waved his hands anxiously.
Jiang Yueli shook his head: "Three times!"
The head of the Jiang family nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, three times, go quickly, and remember to pick up more jade tokens."
Jiang Yueli reluctantly withdrew his gaze and saw the entrance was crowded with people, their faces full of wariness and hostility.
The intense anxiety surged into my heart again, suffocating me to the point where I couldn't breathe.
Suddenly, tears started falling from her eyes.
"father..."
Looking back, there was no sign of the carriage!
Seeing her father gone, Jiang Yueli could only hold back her grief. She took out the small flower quilt that had accompanied her for fifteen years from her Qiankun bag, squatted on the ground, buried her head in the quilt, and took a deep breath, only then could she get a slight sense of security.
"I thought she was a five-year-old, but she's already fifteen. The Jiang family really treasures this daughter and only sent her here when she was fifteen."
Hua Shengsheng was slightly puzzled.
Nie Baili beside him sighed slightly in his heart. In fact, he was going to send her in when she was only eight years old, but Yue Li fainted from tears on the spot.
Later, he sent it twice more, but either the lady was reluctant to part with her daughter, or Yue Li refused to take the exam, so the matter was eventually dropped.
It was not until Jiang Yueli was fifteen years old that the elders of the Jiang family could no longer bear to see Jiang Yueli go out to study. Only then did the head of the Jiang family make up his mind to send Jiang Yueli out and run away.
The sun is shining in the sky, and tomorrow is high in the sky.
The water ripples at the barrier at the entrance of Half Moon Forest.
“Open it soon!”
The contestants are very excited as this opportunity only comes once every four years.
Broken jade flashed at the door:
"Everyone, the time has come. The test will last for twelve hours. The one who gets the most jade cards will win. When the time is up, you will be teleported out. I wish you all can ascend to heaven as soon as possible."
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