I'm trying to kill myself in Legend of Zhen Huan

"Your Majesty, rest assured. Concubine Hua has always been very good at handling official business. With Concubine Jing and Concubine Shen's help, there won't be any major problems."

"Well, I didn't expect Concubine Duan to leave like this. In the past, when I was not at home, she was always the one who accompanied Chunyuan. Now that Chunyuan is gone, Concubine Duan is also gone. I'm sure that Chunyuan won't feel lonely with Concubine Duan's company."

[Lingling, listen to this, listen to this~ Is this human language? You are afraid that Chunyuan will be lonely, so why don’t you go down to accompany her? Are you missing Chunyuan or Concubine Duan? ]

[The dog emperor really has no heart! ]

"What is Your Majesty looking at me for?"

Yinzhen took a deep breath and grinned, "Jingyan, if you meet Chunyuan, you will like her too."

Su He's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets.

[What do I like about her? You are crazy. You like to eat shit, so what? Do others have to be like you? ]

[Only someone like you, with your eyesight, can fall in love with Chun Yuan. ]

Su He looked at Fatty Orange who was breathing heavily, and was a little confused. "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? How about asking Doctor Zhang or Wei Lin to come over? You are not suffering from asthma, are you?"

Just as Su He turned around and was about to call Su Peisheng, his arm was caught by Fatty Ju's cat claws.

Su He realized that Yinzhen didn't want her to call the imperial physician.

[Lingling, look at Fatty Orange, he's not going to die, is he? I can't be that unlucky, right? If he died in front of me, I'd probably be dragged down with him to be buried with him.]

[Master, it is not you who will be buried with him, but all nine of your clansmen. ]

[Shut up, come and see if he's okay? ]

Lingling naturally knew that Fatty Orange was mad at his master, [It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, he won't die for the time being. ]

Yinzhen didn't want to discuss Chunyuan's affairs with Su He anymore. He was afraid that he would be really angry to death.

"Jingyan, what are you doing here?"

"Your Majesty, I heard from Zhou Ninghai that you promoted Concubine Duan."

"I have been thinking about the sisters in the harem who haven't been given a grand title for a long time, and there haven't been any happy events in the palace. Now that spring has arrived, everything is growing, and the emperor is wise and intelligent in government affairs, I must congratulate him."

"Well, you are right. Although the funeral rites for Concubine Duan have been reduced, it is still unlucky."

[What the hell? You think that Concubine Duan's death is unlucky, but it has nothing to do with me! I just thought that since I was given a position, I should take care of these living people. It's really tiring.]

After hearing Su He's complaints about her, Yinzhen felt a little better and finally turned the tables.

"Over the past six months, you and Concubine Hua have done a great job in assisting the Queen in managing the harem. Who do you think should be promoted?"

"Your Majesty, I dare not overstep my bounds."

Humph, is there anything you, Su He, dare not do? Yinzhen felt that Su He was very powerful because he was two-faced.

"I am not in the harem, so how can I know who should be promoted and who should not be promoted?"

[Can this be a reason? What kind of wife do you have? Who are you sorry for? Don’t you have any idea in your heart? ]

Yinzhen's old face turned red, "Okay, I'll offend this person!"

[You dog emperor, you are setting a trap for me again, please behave yourself. ]

It had been a long time since he last listened to Su He's inner thoughts. After listening for a while, Yinzhen found the familiar feeling again. He could now listen to him scolding him calmly, and it sounded both reassuring and comfortable.

"Then I will confer the title of Concubine Hua as Concubine Hua Gui."

[(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~, Hua Pangpang doesn't care. What I want is your position? What I want is your sincerity, your love, and your child. What have you done? ]

"In the early years, I also wronged Jingpin, so I will promote Jingpin to Jingfei."

"The newcomer has only been in the palace for a short time, so it is not appropriate to promote him. That's all."

"I think that Concubine Xin should be promoted. Princess Shuhe has grown up now, but Sister Xin is still an old lady in the palace."

"Well, Jingyan is considering promoting Concubine Xin to be a noble lady. Since Concubine Xin has been promoted, I cannot favor one over the other, Concubine Cao~"

"Your Majesty, I feel that Concubine Cao should not be given a higher title."

"Why?"

[Why else? Cao Qinmo is a poisonous snake. If such a person were to rise to a high position step by step, it would be so scary! ]

"Your Majesty, the reason why I mentioned Concubine Xin is because Concubine Xin has a better family background than Concubine Cao, both in terms of the time she entered the palace and her family background. Besides, Concubine Cao is already a noble lady."

"Well, Jingyan is right, then let's do as you say. You've said so much, and you're considering this and that. What? Don't you want to return to the position of concubine?"

[Humph, this fairy is very good at making money now, and I will make more money in the future. What else do I need from your concubine position? Humph~]

"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has just demoted me. If I were to restore my position at this time, I'm afraid her illness would become more serious."

"I don't want the emperor to cause discord between you and your son just for me."

"Well, my beloved concubine is thoughtful. Whatever reward you want, I will give it to you."

"Your Majesty, do you keep your word?"

"I am the emperor, and my words are final."

【Hehe?(?????)?, I was waiting for you to say this! 】

Yinzhen looked at Su He's cunning eyes and always felt that he might have made the promise too early.

"Your Majesty, I want to go to the Ministry of Works to see Dai Zi, and I want to shoot a gun!"

Yinzhen didn't even think about it and replied directly, "No, don't even think about it."

[I knew you were such a scoundrel. Your words are like farts, and yet you still keep your word! Even the tripod can’t afford to lose this person, no, even this tripod can’t afford to lose this person! (??へ??╬). ]

[When I get back, I will write about your crimes in my novel. Humph, I told you to lie to me. I will kill you with my insinuations.]

"Your Majesty, how can you go back on your word?"

Su He looked extremely distressed, as if he had suffered a great injustice.

Yinzhen was very proud. Are all women's acting skills so good? He almost believed it.

"Jingyan, it's not that I don't keep my word. I can let you see Dai Zi, but I can never let you shoot a gun. How can a woman wield a sword or a gun? It's too dangerous!"

Su He couldn't stand the various restrictions placed on women in ancient times.

"Your Majesty, do you know why I made this request? I had a dream again yesterday. If Concubine Duan had not passed away, I would have come to the Yangxin Palace a long time ago."

"What did you dream about?" Yinzhen put away his messy and bad thoughts.

"The reason why I came up with this idea is because of dreams."

"In the world of my dream, women can go to the battlefield just like men, and they are no worse than men."

Yinzhen knew that what Su He said must be true, but he still couldn't believe it.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Your Majesty, if I lie to you, I will be struck by lightning."

"Okay, okay, I didn't ask you to swear. I believe you. Don't swear like that next time."