Time Travel Adventure

"By the way, how many days have I been dead?"

"Not much, just seven days."

Seven days? I didn’t starve to death. “Hurry up, hurry up, move faster. Will it be faster if I turn into a snake?”

"No, when you were buried that day, everyone in the city knew about it."

"Then I'll go back now, or I'll be burned as a fake corpse."

Yes, that Taoist priest. "Why not just pull that Taoist priest over?"

"It's too late. The effect of that little bit of saliva has long since disappeared. The person just woke up and ran away."

"Catch it back. No, you are not as good as him, otherwise you wouldn't sneakily spit into his water."

"Wait for me another two years, I'm sure I can do it." Nannan's sophistry must be the truth.

"What should I do? I'm almost starving to death. I can't walk anymore. Not even a single step."

I sat down on the ground. I hadn't eaten or drunk anything for seven days and I was already suffering from hypoglycemia due to hunger.

"I used my identity as a Taoist priest to tell them that it would only take 12 hours. I even spread the word in the streets. I'm awesome, right?"

I grabbed Nannan's ears and said, "So, after 12 hours, I can't go back either, right?"

"It's very quick. Only half an hour has passed."

I grabbed her ears and said, "Nannan! Aren't you afraid that I will starve to death again soon?"

"How about going to that old house?"

"Okay, I'll go there right now!" I pinched Nannan's neck and asked her to think of a solution quickly.

"You're strangling me, let go, otherwise, how can I take you there?"

This guy tried to turn into a snake and ran away. I grabbed the snake's head and said, "You still want to bite me? I don't know where your weak spot is, but I can't go wrong by grabbing your mouth."

"I'm taking you to the old house, let go now, or your teeth will be gone!"

I threw Nannan over my shoulder in frustration and told her to roll her teeth by herself so that she could take a good look at her teeth.

"This guy has to accept his fate. I've been here for such a long time, it's like being in a movie."

“What is filming?”

"Are your teeth healed?"

I reached out to pry her teeth open, "Woo woo woo."

"What are you talking about? If you want to save your teeth, lead the way. I'm not in a good mood when I'm hungry."

Now I feel like I’m having my period. I have a really bad temper and really want to find someone to have a fight with.

After finally getting to the place, I rummaged through the drawers and cabinets looking for food and finally found half a bag of rice.

I started to cook, but there was no fire, so I held Nannan in front of the wood.

"What do you mean? I'm not a Charizard, I can't!"

I didn't say anything to her, but reached out to press her mouth.

"Okay, okay, I'll spray. I'll spray."

Nannan is also very capable. She opens her mouth and spits at the wood, and the wood catches fire for no apparent reason.

"Your saliva is so powerful, it can light fires and can also hypnotize people. Wow, it's great stuff. Spit out more that day and I'll keep it."

This really sparked my interest. The rice was in the pot and it still needed time to cook. I felt much more comfortable sitting there.

"This is caused by my inner strength. The water I gave you has turned into poison."

"Why did you say 12 hours? I'm starving. Do you want to eat? This rice smells delicious."

After eating something, I felt much better. Now that there was food in my stomach, I started to think about other things.

"If the old man wakes up early, I can hide for a while and think of a countermeasure."

"Didn't you think clearly before you spit?"

"Think it through. Think about it. I hypnotized this Taoist priest with the intention that no matter what he says later, it will be useless."

I was holding my bowl and used both my hands to applaud my daughter loudly.

"Will he go back?"

"Not now, he hasn't reacted yet. When he does, maybe..."

"I'd better eat my meal."

Maybe because I had been hungry for too long, I finished the whole pot of rice and my daughter didn’t have a single grain of rice to eat. I was so full that I almost died.

"Are you a pig? You ate the whole pot of rice?"

"Why don't you try starving yourself for seven days? Oh, yes, it's okay if you starve yourself for seven days. Snakes are creatures that eat once and last for half a year, not to mention snake demons."

I dumped a bowl of rice directly on Nannan's head, "Remember to wash the bowl, I'm going to take a shower."

"They've already washed it for you."

"You know nothing, this is called washing away bad luck, bad luck!"

I was so angry that I threw the chopsticks at the bowl that had just been placed on my daughter's head. It made a ding-dong sound, quite loud. Not bad, not bad.

I remember when I moved house last time, I kept a few sets of clothes and a little change just in case.

"Look at my clever brain. Fortunately I prepared this in advance."

"Don't you have some silver prepared in your space?"

"Well, is there? Oh, that's not right, how do you know?"

"I usually stay in your space."

I instilled the concept of space into her a long time ago, for the convenience of daily communication. She is still young, so the effect of instillation is relatively good.

"That is the most precious thing in the world. It cannot be touched unless it is a matter of life and death."

"If you do this, what if something like this happens again in the future?"

"Baby, do you know a new word?"

"What word?"

"You're screwed!" I stood up and was about to strangle her, but I ran quite fast this time.

"But what your daughter said makes sense. What if something like this happens again?"

I touched the jewelry on my head and came up with an idea. I took off all the valuable jewelry on my body, found a good wooden box, and asked Nannan to dig a hole.

He buried it directly. "Remember the location. You might starve to death in the future. This is your first pot of gold to make a fortune. Now, go and take a shower."

I went to take a shower and saw that there was indeed one less scar on my shoulder. This also confirmed two things. One was that I could be resurrected, but there was a limit to the number of times I could do so.

Also, that poison is really effective. Maybe I am a genius at making poison, coupled with Nannan's spiritual power.

That is truly a rare masterpiece. Our future prosperity will depend on her.

I started to take a bath, and it was quite comfortable. I put a few flower petals in the water for show, but it was of no use.

It’s better to use soap beans. My body feels greasy and can’t be washed clean. It’s really uncomfortable.

"If I had known earlier, I would have taken the clothes out to wash and asked my daughter to dry them quickly. These clothes are so damp to wear."

"Do you think I'm omnipotent?"

"Why are you here? Do you want to take a shower too?"

Nannan is always appearing and disappearing like a ghost, which is very scary. I have become timid. This is not a good thing. I need to talk to Nannan about it.

After imparting so much knowledge to me, why didn't she knock on the door before coming in? This girl is so rude. She needs to be taught a lesson.