I told you to go grab Gardevoir but you didn't come back
Chapter 103 A Normal Picnic
Early morning is the beginning of the day, but for a Pokémon in a certain pot it is not a beginning, but an endless torture.
"Hahahahahahahaha, you're so funny, little bald guy. Don't think I don't know about your scandal!"
As soon as Yuan Yuan woke up, she heard Li Si sitting there laughing wildly, holding yesterday's kettle, shaking it violently from time to time.
"Li Si, what are you doing?" He regretted it as soon as he said it. He couldn't pay attention to him!
"Ah? I'm talking to the kettle, just practicing my eloquence on it. Otherwise, where do you think my temperament comes from?"
Li Si opened his mouth and cursed at Hu Pa in the Punishment Pot.
"Alright, alright! I was wrong! Stop bothering me, you damn fly! From now on, we will not interfere with each other!"
"Hey, you bald guy, are you scared now? I heard that the space inside you should be divided into upper and lower parts..."
Li Si took the Punishment Pot and examined it carefully, with a wicked smile on his face.
"So what! It's just a fly yelling outside, do you think I'm afraid of you?"
Last night, Li Si had already confirmed that the Pot of Punishment could not be destroyed, but this also meant that he could not subdue Hoopa with the Master Ball.
Li Si decided to take the pot of punishment with him and wait until he had the strength to open it, then release it and subdue it.
It's a pity that this kid Hoopa can use his superpowers to transmit sound, so Li Si has to cure this problem first.
"Come out, my son! I'll give you a toy, don't throw it away."
"Zhizhi?" (Toy?) Little Rada looked at the kettle in Li Si's hand, her eyes lit up, "Oh, this toy is great!"
Little Rada took the Punishment Pot and started rolling with a kick of her little feet. Little Rada jumped onto the rolling pot and turned into the chief horse trainer of the circus.
"Come out, Scorpio King! When the little Rattata gets tired of playing, remember to throw it up high in the air and then throw it down again!"
Looking at Scorpio King and Rada happily running around in the woods, Li Si turned around with satisfaction and prepared lunch.
"It seems like you're not afraid of the wild at all, that's pretty impressive."
Yuan Yuan sat on the tree stump and looked at Li Si seriously. There was always something attractive about this man.
"In the wild? In my opinion, the power struggles in the city are more dangerous than in the wild. The Pokémon in the forest are very simple."
"Simple? Why do you say that?" Yuan Yuan was puzzled.
"Because they eat people when they are hungry. If you see Pokémon rushing towards you, it means they are just hungry. Isn't it very simple? Their motives are very pure."
Yuan Yuan:......
The little fire dragon came over with a bundle of branches, put them aside, opened its mouth, and the flames jumped onto the dry wood and ignited.
At this time, Boskodora also came over, holding the two deer that it had just scared.
"Oh, just let the little one go. One is enough for the two of us."
Boscodor nodded, let the little deer go, and squeezed the big deer's neck, killing it.
This is for Li Si's improved companion to eat, while these Pokémon eat their own exclusive Pokémon food.
After a while, the venison slowly roasted over a low fire began to sizzle with oil. Li Si took out a knife and cut a few marks on it.
"Charmander, go to the woods and pick some peppers or something for seasoning. Boscodora, dig some ginger."
Li Si had taught them to identify these, and there were not many traces of humans in the forest.
There were a lot of wild edible plants. Soon, Charmander came back with peppers in a cloth bag, and Boscoto came back with ginger.
"Come on, use salt water! Hurry up!" Li Si said, holding a thousand-needle fish that the cursed doll had just caught from the river.
The needlefish hummed and spit out salt water from its mouth, and Li Si confirmed it.
It's not the snot like that of the sneezing bear, it's just very pure salty water that comes out of the mouth.
Put it on the fire and leave a thin layer of particles after the water is boiled away. This is the homemade salt.
"Thank you, cursed doll. Please return it to its owner."
Li Si threw it casually, and the cursed doll caught it, then left with the dying Thousand Needle Fish.
When it was almost done, Li Si coated it with crushed fine salt, mixed it with soul chili sauce, and poured it over ~
Smelling the fragrance, Scorpio King and Little Rada stopped playing, threw the mud-covered Punishment Pot aside, and ran to the fire to eat.
Yuan Yuan took a deer shank and ate it with relish, looking at Li Si while eating. If a man can cook, he will have half the number of love rivals!
Li Si was full after eating only one leg of a big deer, and he divided the rest among Scorpio King, Boskodora and Rattata.
The Cursed Doll can only eat energy cubes or souls because it cannot smell food. Charmander does not eat meat when meditating with Charmander.
"I'm so full. Li Si, your cooking smells so good. My chef's cooking isn't as good as yours."
After eating, Yuan Yuan looked lazy and comfortable, leaning against a tree, not even noticing that her clothes were unbuttoned.
She lowered her head slightly, and her pink underwear was revealed. Li Si just took a glance and then hurriedly took another look.
After all, it's better to look at this kind of thing once and for all, and it's not against the law anyway.
"Ding, the system prompts that peeping is illegal. Although it does not violate the criminal law, you will be detained and fined! Please learn from your mistakes, Xiao Deng!"
Tsk! When Yuan Yuan looked up, Li Si retracted his gaze. This system warned him every day about making this and that mistake.
Can't you be more practical, like rewarding a Rayquaza or something? You just like to make empty promises every day.
"Let's go, let's continue."
"Ah? I'm full and want to rest for a while..."
"Only when you are full will you have the strength to travel. Let's go."
Yuan Yuan pouted and stood up, only to find that her buttons were unbuttoned. She quickly buttoned them up without telling Li Si.
Hey, wait, Li Si is my boyfriend, it’s okay if he sees it.
So Yuan Yuan unbuttoned her clothes again, ran over with a smile and pulled Li Si's sleeve.
"Let's go~ Master~"
Li Si got goosebumps all over his body after hearing the numb voice. He straightened his face and walked in front
Seeing Li Si's embarrassing face, Yuan Yuan happily covered her mouth and laughed. This guy must have feelings for her...
"Hello, hello, hello? Yellow River, Yellow River? I am the Yangtze River, are you still alive?"
Li Si picked up the dirty punishment pot and started chatting with Hu Pa.
But Hoopa's tone changed, "Master, you are the master, okay? Stop letting that rat spin the pot!
Don’t let that scorpion throw the pot into the sky! My head is spinning and I’m dizzy… Ugh… Ugh!”
It seemed as if Hu Pa in the pot was vomiting, but come to think of it, it made sense.
The space of the pot is independent. When little Rada steps on it and spins around, it is like the real world suddenly starts to spin. Anyone would feel dizzy.
Add to that the dizziness and weightlessness of being thrown into the sky, and even the astronauts wouldn’t be able to bear it.
"Hey, I haven't had enough fun yet. I'll let them play with you every day from now on. It must be lonely for you to stay in the pot with your own Pokémon for so many years!"
"Don't... uh... don't, I like... uh... I'm used to being alone... uh!"
Looking at Hu Pa, whose voice had changed due to the torture, Li Si wrapped the dirty Punishment Pot in a cloth bag and put it into his backpack with satisfaction.
Now, it's not too much to say that I'm a legendary beast trainer, right?
"I can't walk anymore, please slow down..."
Li Si looked at the spoiled daughter speechlessly. Why did he agree to let Yuan Mang take her granddaughter on a trip? He really regretted it.
Seeing that Li Si ignored her, Yuan Yuan walked over and hugged Li Si's neck, kicking her legs.
"Wuwuwu, I don't care, I don't care, just carry me on your back for a while..."
Yuan Yuan buried her head in Li Si's shoulder, as if this could prove that she didn't say it?
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