Naruto: That courtyard is too magical

(This is a happy novel about an unreliable dad who travels through the Naruto world to save his regrets and create a better life for his kids. Later, he takes a group of cheating kids to play dungeons in the original Naruto world!)

"Yejun, do you know the meaning of life?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know, Lord Orochimaru. If you have nothing to do, you can go find a cave over there and give your big snake and small snake a SPA. I have something else to do, so I'll take my leave now!"

After saying this, Qianshou Ye turned around and ran away with a teleportation technique!

Hey! So scary! It's a perverted shemale Wan, and he's sticking out his tongue! It's so ugly, the wind is blowing!

After saying that, Qianshou Ye stretched out his long legs and ran towards the Hidden Mist Village at a lightning speed!

As a result, the next moment, a white snake came from behind and wrapped around his feet.

Qianshou Ye was accidentally entangled by the white snake, and a look of fear suddenly appeared on his face!

Oh my god! Snake! So slippery and disgusting!

[Feeling the host's violent emotional fluctuations, his strength increased to the level of a shadow! 】

The next second, a powerful force burst out and instantly turned the white snake that was wrapped around his ankle into a bloody mist!

Then Qianju Ye stopped running. He gritted his teeth and tore off the trouser leg that had just been entangled by the white snake. He turned around and looked at Orochimaru with a murderous look on his face!

"Sly snake! I'm going to kill you and make snake soup today!!!"

Before he finished speaking, a figure arrived!

With a tremendous force, Senju Ye flashed over and punched Orochimaru, who was still standing there, into a pile of sawdust!

The drifting snow mixed with scattered wood chips was flying in the air, and the air was filled with the stench of snake tongues!

"Mmmmm~ Ye-kun, you are really amazing~ I really like you more and more~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Orochimaru, who was laughing strangely, suddenly felt a shock in his heart, and an absurd thought that he was going to die in the next second suddenly came to his mind!

The intuition he developed from countless near-death battles told him that he was only 0.01 seconds away from death!

So Orochimaru made a quick decision and quickly turned into countless small snakes and scattered in all directions before being smashed to pieces by Senju Ye's punch!

At the same time, the space where he was previously located suddenly trembled under the heavy weight, and a moment later it collapsed with a crisp sound!

"Ne Nei~ I remembered that the door of my base was not closed yet, so I went back first. You are welcome to visit my base anytime..."

A small snake that escaped the disaster took a look at the collapsed space that was slowly recovering. Even though it was originally cold-blooded, it felt a surge of blood in its body!

Still frightened, he didn't dare stay any longer and could only run away in panic while talking.

Ye Jun was so scary today that the space seemed to collapse. I can’t take it anymore. I’d better discuss life with Ye Jun next time!

As he was thinking, Orochimaru transformed himself into a small snake and disappeared in the pouring snow.

Qianshou Ye looked at the dozens of small snakes that scattered around him and lost interest in chasing them. Instead, he used his current strength to disappear from the spot in a flash!

"I remember Bai is from the Mizunotsuki clan, right? But it's been so many years since the Blood Mist Hidden Village was established. Where can I find him now? You didn't even give me the coordinates or something..."

Floating above the Hidden Mist Village, with the help of the brief power, Qianshou Ye's spiritual sense quickly scanned the Hidden Mist Village.

However, he was not yet proficient in the power in his body. At this time, Kong had powerful strength but could only use the most basic detection techniques.

The accuracy is low and the efficiency is slow, and it is impossible to detect ordinary people without chakra fluctuations!

[The Daddy System is only responsible for being a father, not for finding a child!

Besides...are you stupid? If you can't find Haku, you can find Zabuza! 】

A mechanical voice came from my mind, but apart from being able to tell that it was a mechanical sound, the voice was not mechanical at all.

And they still call him stupid! How can this be a system? Bad review!

[What's wrong? I scold you and you don't accept it? Do you believe that I will make you fall from here and die? ]

Qianshou Ye's secret thoughts quickly disappeared, and he changed the subject with a chuckle.

"Ahahahaha... The weather is so nice today... "

[Yes, it’s so good that you can’t even see your hand in front of you! Poor little Baibai is starving and freezing somewhere now, shivering with cold! I wish you can live in such good weather every day in the future!!!]

Choked by the system, Qianshou Ye curled his lips, this system scolds too dirty! Good Ye will not fight with the system! Finding Bai is the big deal!

So he hurriedly followed the system's instructions and held his breath to look for Zabuza's presence.

Hmm? Where's Zabuza?!?

At this time, Zabuza had just assassinated the Fourth Mizukage, but as expected, he encountered an accident, so he could only vent his anger by killing a few Anbu and then defected in disgrace.

At this time, he was no longer in the Kirigakure Village, but had fled overnight to avoid being hunted down by the Kirigakure Anbu...

"Oh my god? He defected from the Hidden Mist Village? Where did he go? What will happen to my Shiro if we can't find him?"

Senju Ye looked around and found that Zabuza was not in the Hidden Mist Village. He went down and captured a ninja and interrogated him, only to find out that Zabuza had actually defected.

He was so angry that he jumped up and down on the spot! He punched the ninja to pieces!

[Don't worry, let me worry first! Why don't you go find it? You're yelling here that Xiao Baibai can be sent to you, right? ]

The system's cursing voice came again, and a little man who looked exactly like Qianshou Ye in his mind picked up a 1000T hammer and smashed it on his head!

Qian Shouye grimaced in pain and quickly shrunk into an inch and headed out of the Hidden Mist Village...

Five days later…

Qian Shouye's clothes were torn to pieces, his pretty face was dirty, and he was limping and walking barefoot in the snow...

That look... looks more like a beggar than a beggar!

The power generated by disgusting Orochimaru before has disappeared, and Senju Ye, who has no ninja talent, has turned back into an absolute loser at the first level of Qi Refining.

Two days ago, he was flying in the sky, but suddenly he lost his strength and fell to the ground from mid-air. He almost died!

If the snow on the ground hadn't been so thick, he would have gone to have tea with the four-generation couple.

It’s a good thing that he’s not dead, but since his power has dissipated, Senju Ye, who is not even a Genin in strength, has been wandering in the Water Country for several days!

The cold wind was howling, mixed with falling snow, and he was almost frozen from the cold!

"Fortunately, I have the blood of the Thousand Hands born by my mother to support me, otherwise I would have died here! Thank you once again to my dead mother, Amen..."

Qianshou Ye himself didn’t know where he had fallen before. Anyway, the moment his power disappeared, he had several Mach rings behind him like a cannonball.

Then, from the time he crawled out of the snow until now, he hasn't had a sip of water or a grain of rice!

The only child of the Senju family is starving...

"Snowflakes are flying, the north wind is howling, the sky and earth are all desolate and vast~ Hetui!"

After spitting out a dead leaf that had floated into his mouth, Qianshou Ye continued to sing and walk alone, leaving only a line of shallow footprints in this snow-white world without any improvement.

The sad singing voice echoes the heavy snow. Along with the falling snow, the young boy's tender singing voice is mournful and has the beauty of forced sorrow in order to compose new lyrics.

But Qianshou Ye was really worried. The snowy scene around him remained unchanged, and it was all white everywhere...

"Oh my god! What did I see? I can't believe there is a village in a country as big as the Water Kingdom?!"

Just when Qianshou Ye had been walking in the vast snowy sky searching for Bai for who knows how many hours, he finally encountered the first village he had seen in the past two days!

God knows how he got through these days!

The system silently raised its hand: [I know that too! ]

"Please shut up! Otherwise I will stuff my unwashed pants into your mouth!"

Qianshou Ye angrily retorted to this useless system, but he became even angrier right after that. He walked towards the bridge in front while cursing at the system!

"If it weren't for a useless thing like you, how could I, the eldest son of the Senju clan, have fallen to the point where I can only eat snow when I'm hungry?"

Qianshou Ye got angrier the more he thought about it, and the angrier he got the more he thought about it, to the point that his nose was crooked from anger!

Five days ago, he was still enjoying his life in Konoha Village, but this stupid system failed to load the system for 10 years and now it tells him not to become a saint!

He actually made this pampered young master travel thousands of miles to the Water Kingdom, a place that is too humid even for birds to shit, to find someone!

"You are really useless! Look at other people's systems, some of them give you a Kaleidoscope when you sign in, and some give you nine trumpets at the beginning... If that doesn't work, you can just give me a little Hinata!

Look at yourself again?! What were you doing ten years ago? The four generations of couples have been married for five years! I haven’t even seen their faces! Now the grass on their graves is taller than me!

Besides, I missed the second and third wars, and I was still nursing at the third and third wars. Tell me, why am I here as Hokage?"

[Don't get excited. You have to remember that you died first, and then on the way to reincarnation, you happened to run into me who was working overtime.

Then this system mercifully sent you to the Naruto world first, don't get it wrong! You should be grateful to me for letting you live again! If you were capable, you should have died ten years earlier! 】

The system's indifferent voice came from my mind.

The logic is clear, the arguments are clear, and the language is sharp! This sentence directly silenced Qianshou Ye.

Qianshou Ye was very depressed because he didn't get the good deal from the system. He was walking on the bridge, so he changed the subject and pointed at a beggar who was curled up by the bridge in the distance and cursed at the system.

"That's also your fault! Look at what you've done to me. Even the beggars on the street have to shed tears and give me two coins when they see me!"

But just after he finished cursing in a rage, Qianshouye suddenly felt that something was not right...

He paused for a moment, turned his head and looked at the little beggar who was curled up by the bridge, hugging his knees, hanging his head and looking at him pitifully.

[Ding~ Congratulations, Xiaoye~ The mission of finding the snow child is completed!

It has been detected that the host is extremely resentful. Out of humanitarian concern, this system will now fulfill your wish and change the reward to the sign-in template you want!

No need to thank me, just two kowtows...

Now the mission is completed. If you want to go back to Konoha, I can teleport you back now!

Ok, if you don't say anything, I'll take that as your agreement. Get ready, three, two, one jump...]

ps: Naruto fan fiction guidelines: Don’t be too picky about the timeline!

In the original work, Zabuza obtained the beheading sword after Itachi defected to join the Akatsuki organization and after Biwa Juzo died in the Hidden Rain Village.

Then he defected because he was dissatisfied with the Bloody Mist Hidden Village's assassination of the Fourth Mizukage.

But it was too late by then, and it was far-fetched, so just follow my steps! The plot is very dense, and my writing is not bad. Boys watch the plot, and girls watch the raising of cubs!