Collapse: Nano Brigade Captain's Journey Across the Galaxy

When I was three years old, I was playing with sand in my hometown. I was tricked (it wasn’t really a trick, I can only say that the elder who raised me didn’t explain it clearly). He told me that sand is beneficial to humans, so you must not annoy it, otherwise...

If it becomes unhappy and stops helping humans, what do you think we should do?

I was confused at the time and didn’t know what he meant, but I could barely understand that if I didn’t respect the sand, human development would stagnate (a ridiculous idea, but... I was still young at the time, and this was the best meaning I could understand at the time), and I at that time...

I also believed that humans were the strongest in the world (I didn’t actually know what humans were at that time, but… I knew that the word “humans” referred to us). If anyone or anything didn’t obey, I would beat it into submission. If it didn’t obey… uh…

At that time, I was beating the pile of sand under the strange gaze of my friends, mumbling incoherently: Do you accept it?... Do you accept it?... Do you accept it?...

However... sand is just a dead thing, how can it answer me? So... I did something that even now makes me feel extremely stupid - I actually ate the sand! My friend saw this and quickly came over to pull my mouth open, and then we both fell to the ground, with our lips touching.

Especially the gender of my friend, she was a girl. But we were still young at that time and had no concept of what so-called kissing was... But in short, after my parents explained to me why sand is good for humans and that sand will never go on strike, my mood about my grandfather scolding that relative changed from confusion to a happy mood.

Ahem... Anyway, the relative who didn't explain clearly was scolded by my grandfather, and we didn't tell anyone about the so-called kiss.

When I was five years old, my parents went to Yunnan for fun, and I was taken with them. On the second night in Yunnan, we had a mushroom hotpot (it was probably in 2010). Before the hotpot was boiled, the waiters did not bring bowls, chopsticks, cups, and spoons, which puzzled me.

After all... at that time, I already had a habit - I must use hot water to scald the bowls, chopsticks, cups and spoons used for eating before eating, but the waiters were slow to come, and I saw that the hot pot was already boiling, so I took out a pair of clean stainless steel chopsticks that I had placed in the insulated lunch box.

Then... I reached towards the hot pot (Note: I was already over 100 cm tall at that time), and then... by the time my parents, friends and the waiter found out, it was already too late. At that time... I had already put the mushrooms in my mouth and chewed them several times.

When my parents looked over, I was stunned for a moment, then swallowed it involuntarily, which scared my parents. But I didn’t think anything of it at the time, and even wanted to take another piece…

My parents quickly knocked the chopsticks out of my hand, apologized to everyone at the table, and hurriedly took me out of the room. At this time, another uncle rushed out of the room and took us to the car. I didn't understand what was going on at the time.

Just when I wanted to ask, my vision became blurry, but after I rubbed my eyes, it quickly became clear, and then... I saw a figure that I hadn't seen for a long time (at that time, I didn't have the concept of death yet)... I rushed over directly, shouting grandma...

However, I have no idea what happened afterwards. I only know that the more painful I felt when I was with my grandmother, the more solid her figure became. But when my physical pain subsided, the figure became more and more illusory.

I didn't want to let my grandma go. Although I had no concept of time at that time, I was clear that I hadn't seen her for a long time. But I went to see her in vain and then fainted completely.

When I grew up and asked my parents about this, they kept silent. I also stopped asking because by then I already understood basically what would happen if you ate uncooked mushrooms. But I didn't care, even though I would never see my grandmother again.

But... Grandma definitely doesn't want me to see her in such a way that would cause great harm to my body...

Alas, but all in all, the reason I had such an outrageous behavior was because of my family. At that time... my mother and father were separated because of work, and my mother's work pressure was extremely high, so... she did not continue to breastfeed me until I was weaned normally.

Instead, after feeding me the minimum amount, they sent me to my grandparents. As for the old folks...those who understand, understand; and those who don't understand, there's no need for me to say much. In short, I stayed in my hometown before I went to kindergarten.

Then, when I was not sure how old I was, I returned to the big city to attend kindergarten, and then transferred to another city to attend kindergarten.

When I was in kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school and high school, I didn't have many unforgettable experiences, but... there were still some outrageous ones, for example... when I was in elementary school, I held the two support brackets under the remote-controlled helicopter and plugged it into the power strip. Fortunately, I was lucky and didn't insert it too deep. After a while of electric shock (about three to four seconds), I was forced to let go, and then... I sat on the ground for a while.

I was only in the fourth grade at that time. When I was in the sixth grade, there was a sudden earthquake in the neighboring city, and I was also affected. I quickly woke up my grandfather, and fortunately nothing happened in the end.

When I was in middle school, I took a light strip from a broken desk lamp and plugged its positive and negative poles directly into the socket (not even a power strip). Then there was a sharp bang, and all the usable LED bulbs on the entire light strip exploded.

But in my panic, I quickly put it away, because I knew... if I didn't put it away, I would definitely be scolded.

As for high school... we played with the school's multimedia at will, but because of school reasons, the head teacher couldn't unplug the multimedia's network cable. To be precise - it was not allowed. So... he came up with the following method - if I find anyone using this multimedia to play online again, I will make the whole class stay after class!

Then… I didn’t take it seriously, and in the end… a group of students in my class who didn’t do well in their studies chased me across three buildings, from the sixth floor to the first floor, and then upstairs… and downstairs… Because of my height, they couldn’t catch up with me…

Well, in general, I am not very interested in women... at least women in real life. I feel they are not as important as mobile phones and computers. For me, the most important things are definitely family and the browser history in my mobile phone. As the saying goes - keep a clear name in this world.

Friendship? Haha, we can only maintain superficial friendship in school. Outside of school... Haha, interpersonal relationships? It's just so-so.

As for difficulties and challenges? Oh…isn’t life full of difficulties and challenges? As for how to deal with difficulties? Just accept it, what else can you do?

How do I evaluate myself? Haha, I am a good person with a cheerful personality, and my personality traits have no impact on me...

As for how to spend your college life... spend it seriously, and then get a relevant diploma. Of course - it would be best if you can get a bachelor's degree...

………………

“Uhhh…” The dream came to an abrupt end here, and a certain [Fictional Historian] who stood up covered his head and made meaningless sounds, but it didn’t matter… He looked at the invitation letter from the [Watchmaker] in his hand… and let out a sinister laugh.

He was still muttering, "Haha, is the nameless guest at [Pinoconi] finally going to give up?"