The humble villain

Chapter 28 Walking Septic Tank

"Senior! Can you please put the counter here?"

A little further to the left.

Oh yeah!!! Yes, it is here.

"Since the counter is already set up, I will withdraw first."

Sit for a while before you go. You really are a trustworthy person!

This is Master Lu's treasure. I was so distressed that I didn't buy it for a long time! Unexpectedly, my friend bought it for me so quickly.

Hear this.

Lin Fan no longer had the thought of sitting down. If he stayed any longer, he would definitely be pissed off to death by this old man. So he turned around and left.

Lin Fan had already walked quite a distance. He could still vaguely hear the old doctor shouting behind him:

"My dear, come often when you are free!!!"

Listen, is this... a joke? Do you think this is a restaurant?

Perhaps everything that happened after he left the clinic had such a huge impact on Lin Fan that he hadn't noticed anything wrong with his body until now.

"Ah~~~~~~~"

"Damn it! What kind of a martial art is this? Why is it so painful?!"

A voice came from Fang Yao's bedroom.

Lin Fan returned to his residence. Although he knew that he was cheated by the old doctor, he still took out the big bag of herbs.

What if he was just blind and there was actually a magical medicine among the weeds?

But the scene before him made him so angry that he started cursing.

"Damn it! How dare you, an old fellow, bully me like this."

Lin Fan widened his eyes and looked at the pile of weeds in front of him.

That's right, weeds!!!

Lin Fan was very sure about this, he was very familiar with the things inside.

In Lin Fan’s previous life, before he came to the Fang family, he helped a wealthy family in the village raise pigs.

At that time, he often went to the mountain behind the village to cut some wild grass to feed the pigs. Lin Fan was not the only one who did this.

Everyone in the village does this.

After pigs eat this wild grass, they will grow fatter and stronger, so people call it "pig grass".

At this moment, Lin Fan's fantasy was completely shattered.

A few pig grasses and a bunch of unknown wild grasses were sold to him for 200 yuan. This old man really knows how to do business!

Although he was angry, Lin Fan still followed the old doctor's instructions and put different doses of wild grass into the bathtub. He had already spent most of the money, and it would be a pity if he didn't use it.

As more weeds were added, the spiritual water in the tub began to turn dark and sticky, and it also emitted a foul smell.

"Holy crap!!! Did someone smear shit all over the house?"

"Lin Fan, what on earth are you doing!"

"Lin Fan, get out here right now!"

After the weeds entered the bathtub, the stench they emitted immediately attracted waves of curses from people around.

"Get rid of that damn thing!"

A female monk pinched her nose and screamed:

Lin Fan ignored the shouting and cursing outside the house.

He knew! The situation in the tub, either he was tricked by the old man again, or it was definitely useful for his injuries!

Anyway, I have been cheated so many times, why should I be cheated this time?

Thinking of this, Lin Fan no longer hesitated. He quickly took off his robe, untied the bandages, and jumped into the bathtub.

It was only then that Lin Fan realized that the dark ointment under the bandage had long disappeared. The bruises and swelling on his body had also completely healed.

His skin is as smooth as that of a newborn baby.

As Lin Fan's body sank into the tub, waves of itchiness brought him back to reality. Then a foul odor rushed into his mind.

Lin Fan quickly held his breath, but it felt like tens of thousands of ants were biting him.

Lin Fan finally couldn't help but laughed!

“Hahahaha~~~~~~~hahaha~~~~~~haha~~~~~~”

The people who were cursing outside the house heard the laughter and wondered if Lin Fan was crazy. But then they thought that Lin Fan was clearly mocking them! Suddenly, anger rushed into their minds and they cursed even harder.

Lin Fan, who was in the house, knew nothing about this!

He was almost driven crazy by the torture and thought that he would be fine if he held his breath!

But who would have thought that as long as Lin Fan smiled, the stench would flow through his mouth and rush straight to his brain, but if he didn't smile, the itch would be unbearable!

That's it! Lin Fan was tortured by the stench and itchiness for several hours. His facial muscles were stiff from laughing!

After the effect of the medicine wore off, he could no longer bear it and fell asleep.

When the people outside the house heard the laughter inside stop, they thought Lin Fan had compromised, so they stopped scolding him and went back to their own houses.

I was really tired of scolding him! I didn't have the energy to care about Lin Fan anymore.

The next day, the sun shone on Lin Fan's face.

His long eyelashes trembled a few times, and Lin Fan slowly opened his eyes.

“Click~~Click~~~~~~”

After stretching, Lin Fan looked inside his body. He was too tired last night! He fell asleep before he could check.

This sight made him overjoyed.

The injuries in his body were almost healed. The most important thing was his physique. He was showing a tendency to break through from the early stage of the Bronze Skin Realm to the late stage!

There is no doubt that this must be the work of that bag of weeds.

I can't believe that old man.

No, it's the old miracle doctor, it's so scary! This money is worth it.

"It's just that in yesterday's battle, was I injured so badly?"

Lin Fan's bones are now covered with tiny cracks all over his body.

No wonder the old doctor always told him: "Don't fight with anyone within three days."

But Lin Fan was not too worried. The weeds could still be used for two days, and he thought that his injuries would be healed in two days.

So he opened the door and walked out.

Walking on the stone steps of Fang's house, humming a little tune, Lin Fan was in a particularly good mood today and greeted everyone he met.

However, everyone looked at him with a bit of weirdness in their eyes, and from time to time, they gave him a few cold looks.

Only then did Lin Fan notice the foul odor emanating from his body.

But Lin Fan didn't care. How could he become stronger without paying a price?

Since he had nothing to do, Lin Fan started to wander around the Fang family! Many places he couldn't go to in his previous life, he could now go to.

Grand palaces carved with gold and jade, and rows of buildings towering into the sky, kept appearing before Lin Fan's eyes.

This walk formed a unique landscape. Wherever Lin Fan passed, people retreated.

No matter whether you are a manager or a deacon, you must avoid Lin Fan when you see him.

It is impossible to wash off the smell on your body. What if it affects the efficacy of the medicine?

Seeing that everyone was like this, Lin Fan no longer had the desire to go shopping.

"Alas!!! The strong in the spiritual realm are still not immune to worldly things. If you can't even tolerate the slightest smell, how can you become a strong person in the future?"

Lin Fan still grumbled with some regret:

But on the way back, the appearance of a person made Lin Fan blush.

The woman was wearing an emerald green dress, her skin was whiter than snow, her eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, her lips were like cherry petals, and her black hair was tied up behind her head with two jade hairpins inserted in it.

There was unstoppable sadness in his eyes. He just glanced at Lin Fan from a distance, then frowned and walked away quickly.

"Aunt Cuiping."

In Lin Fan's previous life, she was the goddess hidden deep in his heart. But at that time, the distance between them was like a chasm.

After Lin Fan returned to the house, he quickly took out the bag of weeds again. He couldn't wait to bathe in it!

Compared with the improvement of strength, what does a little itchiness matter?

"Damn it, here it comes again."

"Lin Fan, you are a beast."

The stench quickly spread out of the house. Not long after, Lin Fan's house was once again surrounded by people, who started to scold him:

“Hahahaha~~~~~hahaha~~~~~~haha~~~~~~”

Listening to the scolding outside the house, Lin Fan said indifferently:

"You can scold me if you want! Do you dare to rush into the house?"

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