Rebirth: The Million-dollar Lottery Hit Me

Because he had never seen so many lively friends before, Lele was completely attracted by these relatives today.

Think about normal times, although there are many classmates in school, no one can ever play so crazy.

Because he is the only child in the family, Lele, who has never played freely at school due to the teacher's discipline, is completely led like a monkey.

This time, he was like a mouse that fell into a rice jar. Not only was he reluctant to leave, but even the delicious food had no appeal to him at all.

So, after hurriedly eating a few mouthfuls of food, he could no longer sit still when he saw other children starting to leave the table to play.

Because he had never played properly with the children of these relatives before, the two sides were still a little unfamiliar. But after meeting for an hour before dinner, he found that everyone was not so xenophobic and Lele integrated into the group easily.

Because it is Chinese New Year, everyone has a lot of firecrackers in their hands.

Some boys played even harder.

When I saw that family setting off firecrackers, I stood by and watched carefully.

After all the firecrackers have been set off, immediately look for firecrackers that have not been ignited by the fuse, collect them, and use them to blow up various things.

Actually, this game is still very dangerous, but the adults in the village grew up playing it like this, and nothing has happened so far, so the adults have no safety awareness.

Moreover, the village is very safe, so even if the children run out to play, no adults care. Some of the older children in the group are already in junior high school, so they just remind the older ones a few times to take good care of the younger ones, and then they don’t care at all.

Continue eating, drinking and bragging.

"Just let them go and play, do you want to go and take a look?"

Wang Li was still a little worried, after all, it was a child.

"It's okay, we used to play like this when we were kids, there's nothing to be afraid of, everyone in the village is our relative, they will stop anything dangerous if they see it.

Don't take care of Lele too closely, boys should go out and have fun.

Look, Lele is so lively today, this is a good thing.

Children have their own world, don’t interfere too much.”

What the elder sister said makes a lot of sense. We should let Lele experience the wild fun of the village.

So, she just ignored it and enjoyed the food with her elder sister.

By the way, the bacon in my hometown is really delicious.

Because we have not been directly affected by global warming yet, the weather in my hometown is still hot when it should be hot and cold when it should be cold, with distinct four seasons.

Therefore, the bacon that is dried out is particularly delicious.

When the weather is cold, you don't need to add so much salt when curing bacon.

You know, the key to whether bacon tastes good or not actually lies in the weather. Otherwise, the bacon from the mountains is the most delicious!

This is not without reason.

The pigs raised by farmers eat healthy food for every meal. Some of them are even fed with cooked fruits and vegetables. Needless to say, the quality of the pork is absolutely top-notch.

When the pig grows to more than 200 pounds, you can ask a butcher to kill it and start drying the bacon.

After the bacon has dried in the natural weather, it will be hung above the pot in the kitchen, and the smoke produced can be used to smoke the bacon when cooking.

When the Chinese New Year comes, we will have delicious bacon to eat.

Some families are more meticulous and will use cypress to smoke the food, because the smoke from cypress will be more fragrant.

The bacon on the table is smoked to a beautiful color, and it is authentic three-layer streaky meat. It is fat but not greasy when you take a bite.

Bacon can be eaten not only by boiling, but also by roasting, stewing and frying.

The best way to cook it is to stir-fry the bacon and potatoes, and then add garlic sprouts. This is the best way to eat it with rice.

When they finished their meal and cleaned up, Lele came running back.

"Wow~Aunt, come and save me~Dad~Mom~Grandpa~Grandma~"

Lele, covered in unidentified objects, ran towards the crowd, wailing loudly as he ran.

Everyone felt nervous after hearing this.

But then a group of children followed and ran over, starting talking in a flurry.

That's how it was.

Lele went out to play with the older brothers and sisters. While playing, they took out their own inventory and started blowing up various things they could see.

For example, the food bowl of the neighbor's little flower dog, the small pond on the side of the road, anyway, as long as they think something is interesting, they will take it out and fry it.

Children love this kind of game very much, and Lele is no exception.

So he found his brother who had the most firecrackers and asked for it.

This brother was also very easy to talk to. Although he was still a little reluctant, seeing that Lele really wanted to play, he reluctantly gave him a handful of firecrackers and a lighter.

So Lele started his bombing journey.

But the brother also told me to pay attention to safety and throw the fuse away immediately once it is lit, otherwise it will explode and hurt my hands.

Theoretically, there shouldn't be any problem.

But because of Lele's innocence, many other children would tease him.

Let him blow up this one and that one the next.

In the end, he was asked to blast cow dung.

In fact, there is generally no problem with cow dung in winter. Even if the cow dung is on the road, it will quickly condense together.

So their idea was to stick firecrackers in the middle of the cow dung, which wasn't really a big deal.

But the cow dung that Lele picked happened to cause diarrhea. How should I put it? It looked good on the outside, but it was watery on the inside.

Well, because he was the one who started the fire, the explosion caused an accident.

At the moment the cow dung exploded, because Lele was extremely confident and did not run very far, he was covered in it, and the dung also flew onto his fair face.

Cow manure is actually not that ugly or disgusting. It produces the least smelly dung of all livestock.

What they eat is grass, and after being regurgitated by four stomachs, their feces do not smell at all. In some plateau areas, people even pick up dried cow dung and take it home to use as fuel.

But Lele had never experienced anything like this before. He was stunned when the explosion hit him and stood there for a long time. It was not until a little cow dung fell down his fair little face that he reacted.

I started running right away.

The other children thought that Lele was crying because he had cow dung on him. But in fact, Lele had never been attacked by cow dung before, so he was particularly panicked.

Looking at Lele's face that was attacked by cow dung, the adults in the yard didn't understand Lele's psychological breakdown at all. They were all shaking with laughter, and some even laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"I've never seen a doll blown up by shit before. It's really rare."

Haha, no one would have thought that the dung from this cow would be so deceptive.

"LeLe, you should have run faster just now, haha."

"LeLe didn't mean to do that. We were all very close when the bomb was launched, but I didn't expect it~~~"

What did I expect? I didn’t expect that cow dung is dry on the outside and watery on the inside, haha~

"That's right, you adults shouldn't laugh at Lele, he didn't mean it."

These kids are very loyal. When something happens, they will run back to explain to Lele. They thought that Lele got his new clothes dirty, so he was so upset.

By then, Lele's breakdown was purely due to his slight obsession with cleanliness.

"Okay, okay, stop crying. We'll just go home and wash up, okay?"

It was also the first time that Chen Qiong saw her grandson who was blown up by feces. Her face turned red, and she couldn't laugh loudly in front of Lele.

She glared at Wang You, who was laughing the loudest, and his parents.

I was thinking about these unreliable people. They are obviously the child’s grandfather, father and mother, but they don’t know how to be more reliable. It’s really funny.

But just smile for a while. What if the child gets angry later and you can’t comfort him?

Alas, although she didn't want to touch the dirty Lele, she was the only one who had to save Lele since her parents couldn't be relied on.

So she had no choice but to take the crying Lele home. Fortunately, her home was very nearby.

Wang Li followed him back. There were few people of the same age here, so there was no point in staying here.