Siheyuan: Full of Love

Sha Zhu was so happy that he felt he had found a treasure by marrying this wife.

This daughter-in-law is so cool and she does things so neatly and efficiently as soon as she comes home!

Jia Zhang was unhappy to hear this and blocked their way again.

"Stop, you little bastard, who are you offering sacrifices to?"

Sha Zhu immediately got angry, "Who are you scolding, you old bitch?"

If she shows her arms and rolls up her sleeves, I will hit her.

Qin Huairu hurriedly grabbed Sha Zhu.

But he failed to pull her back, and Sha Zhu still pushed Jia Zhangshi.

This was exactly what Jia Zhang wanted, so she sat down on the ground.

The prelude to summoning began.

Bend your upper body slightly, straighten your legs, and pat your thighs first and then the ground with your hands.

The feet swing up and down as the hands clap the ground.

His eyes closed and his head shook from side to side, as his two fleshy faces swayed rhythmically.

At the same time, open your mouth, slightly lengthen the tone, basically in C, and start at around 60 decibels.

Adjust it up or down according to the call time or on-site environment.

"Old~"

Snapped!

"Ah~~"

Before Jia Zhang could even utter the word "Old Jia", he turned around three times on the ground.

I opened my eyes dazedly, my head feeling dizzy.

He said in confusion: "Huh? What happened to me? Hiss~ Why does my face hurt so much?"

Everyone looked in shock at Zhang Dazhuang, who was rubbing his palms with a smile on his face.

A gentle slap made Jia Zhang turn around three times?

Zhang Dazhuang felt relieved now. When he first saw Jia Zhang, his palms felt itchy.

Now it’s better, the itch is finally relieved.

You just have to control your strength, otherwise it would be fun to accidentally slap her to death.

"Da Zhuang! Good fight!" Xu Damao cheered from the side.

People were just looking at the beautiful new bride when this old shrew came out to make trouble.

What the hell! You deserve to be a widow!

Ah, mindfulness, mindfulness!

"This old hag should have been beaten long ago!"

"That's right, she made such a scene at someone's wedding, it's really unlucky!"

"Looking at it will relieve your anger!"

Everyone applauded.

Jia Zhang understood what was going on and started throwing tantrums, crying and shouting, "He's hitting me! Zhang Dazhuang is hitting me!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai walked over. He looked at Jia Zhang on the ground, and then looked at Qin Huairu next to Sha Zhu.

Is this Sha Zhu's wife? She's so pretty. No wonder Jia Dongxu wanted to go on a blind date with her after just one meeting.

What a pity that it fell into the hands of Sha Zhu.

Yi Zhonghai frowned and looked at Zhang Dazhuang again: "Dazhuang, what's wrong with you? How can you hit someone for no reason?"

Zhang Dazhuang smiled and said, "Uncle, who saw me hitting her?"

Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily, "Just now I heard Sister Jia say that you hit someone!"

Zhang Dazhuang said, "She said I hit someone, so I hit someone? She also said that Lao Jia was going to come up, but he didn't come up, did he?"

"Hahaha~"

"Haha~"

The crowd roared with laughter.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the auntie and said, "Auntie, did you see..."

"I didn't see it!" An old lady retorted without waiting for Yi Zhonghai to finish his words.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry, since when did even you start to lie?

He looked at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui again.

The two people turned around and left.

"Hey you, hurry up and set the table. It's been the whole morning and you still haven't set the table! What are you doing for dinner?"

"Ma Hua, are the dishes ready? I'm ready for your chef to cook!"

Two people took command directly.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that a Buddha was born and ascended to heaven.

But he had to solve the problem, as Jia Zhang was still on the ground with a big slap mark on her face.

Slap marks? Yes!

Yi Zhonghai said directly to Zhang Dazhuang: "You said you didn't hit her. Fine! Put your hand against the slap mark on her face!"

Jia Zhang stretched her neck and glared with her triangular eyes! "Yes, if you hit me, you will be in trouble!"

Zhang Dazhuang said to Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu, "Brother Zhu, it's getting late. You should go to the stove and go to bed."

Sha Zhu nodded and took Qin Huairu away.

Since Da Zhuang said so, we should just do what we should do. We can’t let this old hag delay our important business!

Zhang Dazhuang looked at Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle, you made me slap you!"

Without waiting for Yi Zhonghai to say anything else, Zhang Dazhuang slapped Jia Zhang's other face gently.

It feels good to slap someone in the face, and it feels good to slap someone in the face all the time!

Jia Zhang repeated the three circles she had just made.

This time I'm really confused.

The two faces are now symmetrical, no longer just one flower blooming alone, but blooming on both sides!

Yi Zhonghai was stunned!

The people around were also stunned!

Only Xu Damao was shouting beside him: Da Zhuang is awesome!

Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily: "Zhang Dazhuang! Are you going to rebel?"

Zhang Dazhuang said very calmly: "Uncle, you asked me to do the handprint!"

"I asked you to do hand seals, not hit anyone!" Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was shaking all over.

But he didn't dare to do anything to Zhang Dazhuang.

"Just now you asked me to slap her on the left side of the face, but my left hand was uncomfortable, so I just slapped her with my right hand, and now it's the right side!"

Zhang Dazhuang said with a smile.

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"We're on target this time! Haha~"

"Yes, no need to worry about it this time!"

"Why does this little voice sound so crisp?"

"Haha~ Da Zhuang is really good! He can match the hand seals like this, it's really new!"

Jia Zhang has recovered now.

He refused to give in and insisted on reporting to the street office and the police station.

Yi Zhonghai thought to himself, I can't punish you, but I don't believe that the street police station can't punish you!

"Zhang Dazhuang, I can't do anything about this. Let's just call the police!"

Yi Zhonghai stared at Zhang Dazhuang and said.

He wanted to see Zhang Dazhuang's panic.

But he was disappointed, and Zhang Dazhuang looked indifferent.

"Okay, I'll talk to Sister Jia for a few words, and then if she wants to call the police, let her do it!"

Humph! You're thinking of apologizing now? Where's your energy just now? Are you pretending to be calm after all this time?

Yi Zhonghai thought mockingly.

Jia Zhang also thought that Zhang Dazhuang wanted to apologize to her. Now, what she had lost would soon be returned.

"I don't accept the apology. If you don't have two hundred dollars, I'm calling the police!"

"Fuck! Two hundred bucks? She's not even worth that, right?"

"How dare she speak!"

"Call the police if you want. We will testify for Da Zhuang and say he didn't hit me! What's wrong?"

"This old hag, she messed up someone's wedding day, dragged her out to parade through the streets!"

Many people spoke up for Zhang Dazhuang.

Zhang Dazhuang walked up to Jia Zhang and looked down at her.

Jia Zhang was a little scared when she saw Zhang Dazhuang's tall figure, and moved back.

"You... don't come over here. Just keep talking there. I'm telling you, it's no use apologizing. This matter today can't be resolved without two hundred dollars."

Zhang Dazhuang smiled when he heard her words.