Siheyuan: Full of Love

"I'm so pissed off. This idiot Zhu and Zhang Dazhuang don't even bother to invite me, their uncle."

Liu Haizhong was indignant.

Why should Yan Bugui go out to drink and eat meat while he himself eats steamed bread at home?

He is the third uncle and I am the second uncle, and they have no sense of hierarchy at all.

"Boss, Old Yan also brought two bottles of wine." said the second aunt.

"Everyone knows that Yan Bugui is a calculating person. I guess the ingredients were diluted with water."

Liu Haizhong said disdainfully.

"But they didn't hire an old man either!"

"Well! If you put it that way, I can feel better!"

Seeing that his son had eaten before him, Liu Haizhong’s temper flared up again!

"You have no respect for your elders! Today I am going to set some rules for you!"

The belt was pulled and the door was closed.

Ouch~~!

. . .

"Let me tell you, we brothers were all shocked at the time!"

"That was a close call. I almost peed my pants."

"Da Zhuang is holding a steel box in one hand! You should know that it weighs several hundred kilograms!" Wang Jianguo's face flushed as he spoke and gestured.

"Yes, yes! Dazhuang was born with supernatural powers, he is simply a god... a god who has descended to earth!" Wang Jianjun praised.

Sha Zhu also got excited after hearing this and started to shout, "I told you he's not an ordinary person, he's just like Nezha in the comic books with three heads and six arms."

The little girl Yu Shui looked at Zhang Da Zhuang with sparkling eyes as she admired him!

"It's not as exaggerated as you say!" Zhang Dazhuang said modestly.

However, the little girl's admiring look still made Zhang Dazhuang feel very happy.

Yan Bugui was a little dumbfounded when he heard this.

Zhang Dazhuang is the real fool in the compound, but I didn't expect him to be so talented!

This time Yi Zhonghai hit a wall!

Yan Bugui seemed to be gloating!

"If Da Zhuang had this ability, he would have been a general in ancient times!"

"Hey! Uncle, it's the intellectuals who know more!"

Sha Zhu gave Yan Bugui a thumbs up.

"Da Zhuang, if you need my help in the future, we will never say no!"

Wang Jianguo patted his chest so hard that it made a loud bang.

"Yes! No hesitation!"

Zhang Dazhuang said seriously: "Brother Jianguo, Brother Jianjun, you don't have to do this. In that situation, anyone would have helped. I just did a little favor."

After hearing this, the two brothers scratched their heads anxiously and wanted to say something, but after drinking, they were too tongue-tied to speak.

Yan Bugui disagreed: "Da Zhuang, it's just a piece of cake for you, but it's a life-saving grace for them!"

"Yes! Yes! That's what I mean. It's a life-saving favor to us brothers!"

"Da Zhuang! If you still refuse, you are looking down on us brothers!"

Seeing that the two brothers were getting a little anxious, Zhang Dazhuang quickly said, "Okay! Okay! If I need your help in the future, I will definitely not be polite! That's all right!"

"That's pretty much it!"

"Keep drinking, keep drinking!"

. . . . . .

The group drank until around nine in the evening. If Zhang Dazhuang hadn't said that Yu Shui had to go to school the next day and he and his friends also had to go to work the next day, they would probably have chatted until late at night.

The host and guests enjoyed the meal very much. After seeing off Wang Jianguo and his brother, they coaxed Yu Shui to go to bed. Zhang Dazhuang asked the third uncle to pack up the leftovers and take them home.

Yan Bugui was so happy that he jumped up and down, and quickly said no, but he was busy working faster than anyone else.

After finishing everything, Sha Zhu and Zhang Da Zhuang returned to his residence.

"Da Zhuang, your house is the best! It's at the end of the yard. It's spacious and quiet!"

"It's not like my house. Even if I fart, the neighbors can hear it!"

Sha Zhu said enviously.

"Brother Zhuzi is right. Although my room is bright, it's a little cold and lonely."

Zhang Dazhuang nodded and said.

"Da Zhuang, what should we do next? We have cheated Yi Zhonghai out of 500 yuan, can he let us go so easily?"

Sha Zhu asked in a low voice.

Hearing Sha Zhu start talking about business, Zhang Dazhuang smiled.

"What if he doesn't let go?"

"We are all employed at the steel mill now, and we are all regular employees. Are we still afraid of him?"

Sha Zhu: "But he is also a big boss in our courtyard!"

Zhang Dazhuang: "What's wrong with the old man in the yard? Brother Zhuzi, have you forgotten the old lady?"

"Yup!"

"And there's the old lady! She's the ancestor of the courtyard house!" Sha Zhu said happily.

"Hey! Brother Zhuzi, don't say this to others in the future!" Zhang Dazhuang warned.

"What's wrong?"

"If you tell others that the old lady is the ancestor of the Siheyuan, wouldn't that be bringing back the feudal patriarchal system of the old society?"

"If you let someone report you then, it will be more trouble than it's worth!"

"Okay! Da Zhuang, I'll listen to you!" Sha Zhu nodded quickly.

Zhang Dazhuang continued, "Now, we should do whatever we need to do. We don't need to say or do anything. We should improve our job skills first!"

"Da Zhuang, if you want to say that my brother's job skills need to be improved, you are just doing hard labor now, how can you improve?"

Sha Zhu said proudly.

"Hey~Brother Zhuzi, don't be anxious, let's wait and see!" Zhang Dazhuang didn't care.

"By the way, you need to speed up the process of saving the 500 yuan I asked you to save! You'll need it within the next month!"

"Ah? It only takes one month?" Sha Zhu was dumbfounded and said with some embarrassment.

"Brother, there are only 300 left from last time, and we still need 200!"

"I need to pay for Yushui's living expenses, tuition, and my own living expenses. Where can I get 200 yuan a month?"

"Counting my monthly salary, I'm still short of 170 yuan without food or drink!"

After listening to Sha Zhu's complaints, Zhang Dazhuang said to him calmly, "Do you want a wife?"

. . .

"Done!" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

"Da Zhuang, don't worry about it. I will try my best to get the 170 back to him!"

"Don't do anything illegal!"

"Don't worry about this, I understand!"

Well! Zhang Dazhuang nodded with satisfaction. That's right! Little guy, I can't control you? If you want to marry a wife, you have to pay a price.

Sha Zhu and Zhang Da Zhuang discussed in the house for a while and then went home.

As soon as I arrived at the Intermediate Court, I ran into Xu Damao who was staggering back drunk.

"Hey! Isn't this Xu Damao? You just came back at this time? It seems like you are drunk."

"Burp~Silly Zhu! Stop...stop being so sarcastic." Xu Damao burped.

Sha Zhu covered his nose and took two steps back in disgust.

"Come on! You've drunk quite a bit, so I won't argue with you. Let's go home!"

Xu Damao refused to give in and said proudly, "I'm telling you, idiot, I went out to drink with our section chief! My buddy is going to... become a regular employee!"

"You, you are a... stinky cook. You will be a stinky... stinky cook all your life."

"Hey, grandson! Do you think you're proud of yourself if I don't argue with you? You called him Shazhu too? And you called him a stinky cook?"

Sha Zhu walked up to Xu Damao, grabbed his collar and was about to attack him.

"Someone is beating someone! Shazhu is beating someone!" Xu Damao shouted loudly.

This called out everyone in the compound.

"Zhu Zi, what are you doing? Let go!"

"Silly Zhu, don't mess around!"

Several old men quickly separated Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

. . .

Zhang Dazhuang yawned. Uh~ drinking has ruined things! I haven't practiced the longevity exercise yet.

Listening to the noise outside, it still makes me worried. Never mind, I go to bed.