Siheyuan: Full of Love

Zhang Dazhuang walked up to Xu Damao and kicked him, but he didn't move. He leaned over and tried to feel his breath.

Well! Alive, nothing's wrong!

Huh? Why is there no wound on your face?

He looked at Erwa with confusion.

"Most of the time they hit him on the buttocks, but they didn't kill him! The last hit knocked him out!" said Erwa.

"Thank you, brother Erwa!" said Zhang Dazhuang.

Then he picked up Xu Damao, who looked like a dead dog, and shook him. Hmm! He had no weight, just like a dead dog.

"By the way, scare your wife when you have time, and make her calm down!"

Erwa nodded, understanding the meaning.

Zhang Dazhuang took out money and gave it to Erwa.

Erwa didn't answer, "Brother, I've already let it go, take the money back!"

Erwa is not a stupid person. When he saw Zhang Dazhuang casually showing off his skills, he knew that the other party was not a simple person.

It’s just that they knew they were in the wrong and didn’t take any action.

If Zhang Dazhuang knew what Erwa was thinking, he would definitely say, actually, I am just a simple person.

Otherwise, the author would have written a cool article about how he pretends to be cool and then gets slapped in the face.

Zhang Dazhuang insisted on giving it to Erwa, but Erwa refused.

The two grown men pushed and shoved each other, and finally forced five big unity tickets on Erwa.

. . . . . .

Erwa took his wife home without saying a word, and the woman was trembling with fear on the way.

He returned home, closed the door, and slapped the woman so hard that she fell to the ground.

He said murderously: "Either live a good life from now on, or get a divorce! If I hear any more rumors or see anything, I will kill you!"

The woman was about to cry, but when she saw the man's red eyes, she held her tears back and nodded fearfully.

Erwa stuffed a big unity into the woman's hand and said, "Get out and cook!"

The woman didn't even wipe away her tears as she stood up happily and went to cook.

. . . . . .

Carrying Xu Damao on his shoulders and the projection equipment behind him, the slight weight did not affect Zhang Dazhuang as he rode back at lightning speed.

He carried Xu Damao to the hospital, paid the hospital fees, and regardless of the nurses' surprise, he rode his bike home.

If you’re late you won’t be able to make it in time for the feast!

"Uncle, didn't you go fishing?" Zhang Dazhuang took the initiative to greet him at the gate of the courtyard.

"Fishing? What kind of fish?" Yan Bugui asked in surprise.

"Hey! Look at my brain!"

Zhang Dazhuang patted his forehead.

"Today is the weekend and we don't have work. Many people went to Shichahai to fish. I thought you went too."

Yan Bugui rolled his eyes. That's right! Fishing can not only improve food, but also supplement the family income! Kill two birds with one stone!

"Hey~ I was going to go, but I'm not ready yet." He turned around and ran home.

Zhang Dazhuang smiled.

I also walked towards Wang Jian's residence. The two courtyards were actually separated by an alley.

As soon as he entered the compound, the residents inside recognized him.

"Da Zhuang!"

"Da Zhuang!"

. . .

"Hello, aunt!"

"Hello, aunt!"

"Hello, uncle!"

. . .

Zhang Dazhuang responded with a smile, calling people when necessary and talking when necessary.

A simple greeting between neighbors can still be dealt with!

As for the deeper trivialities, family matters, welcoming and seeing off guests, neighbors and relatives, weddings and funerals, cooking, children’s birthdays and mother’s full moon celebrations…

To be honest, there are only a few people, including you readers, who can understand all of this series of human relationships and social etiquette!

Don't underestimate these things. Insight into the ways of the world is knowledge, and understanding of human nature is writing.

Ahem~that’s getting off topic!

Zhang Dazhuang had been busy with Xu Damao for the whole morning and was already hungry.

Sha Zhu knew that Zhang Dazhuang had a big appetite, so he specially steamed some extra white flour buns, each of which was as big as an adult's palm.

At first, Matchmaker Wang was wondering why such a small number of people needed to prepare so much dry food.

Wang Jianguo said, "Mom, Dazhuang can eat ten steamed breads in one meal, and he may not even be full."

"My goodness, he can eat ten steamed buns, so he must eat twenty steamed buns!" said Matchmaker Wang with eyes wide open.

"But you can eat well. If you didn't have such a big appetite, you wouldn't have such great strength. Without such great strength, you two brothers would have gone to the underworld to find your father long ago!"

"By the way, Jianguo, go call Dazhuang! We can't lose our manners!"

"Mrs. Wang, hurry up! Your savior is here!" people in the yard shouted.

"Oh! Here it comes!" Matchmaker Wang put down the things in her hands and ran out in a hurry.

Wang Jianguo and his brother also ran out.

Zhang Dazhuang was greeting the residents in the yard when he was greeted by Wang Jianguo's family.

"Da Zhuang, I was just talking about asking Jianguo to call you for dinner."

"Aunt, I may not know other things, but when it comes to eating, I will never treat you as an outsider!"

Zhang Dazhuang also patted his chest.

This made everyone in the yard laugh.

"Good! It's better that you don't treat your aunt as an outsider!" Matchmaker Wang said with a smile on her face.

"Brother Jianguo, are Brother Li and the others here?" Zhang Dazhuang asked.

Wang Jianguo waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it. I went there this morning and they said they wouldn't come today!"

Zhang Dazhuang didn't say anything else. He guessed that his fellow workers understood that this was a thank-you banquet, so why should they get involved if they had nothing to do with it?

Even if you want to eat for free, you have to wait until after this meal!

The neighbors in the compound think so too.

The big table in the middle of the room was already filled with dishes, mostly meat and few vegetables. Just this table of dishes was enough to show the other person's feelings.

Because it’s not easy to get some meat nowadays, you not only need money but also a ticket!

There was also a basket of white flour steamed buns on top, which looked very pleasing to the eye.

Without saying a word, Zhang Dazhuang picked up a white flour bun and put it into his mouth.

"Aunt, Brother Jianguo, I'm not polite."

"Okay! You're welcome, come and eat! You take a seat first!"

Matchmaker Wang asked Zhang Dazhuang to sit in the main seat.

Then he ordered the brothers Wang Jianguo and Wang Jianjun to kowtow to Zhang Dazhuang.

Zhang Dazhuang hurriedly stopped him and shook the steamed bun he had just taken a bite of.

"Aunt, don't bully me because I'm young! I've already eaten your thank-you banquet, why do you need me to give you a gift?"

"Besides, my brothers Jianguo and Jianjun already knelt in front of everyone last time."

"Men have gold under their knees. Do you want them to lose it twice?"

"Da Zhuang!"

These few words brought Matchmaker Wang to tears.

Without mentioning the matter again, he called Sha Zhu out to eat with him.

Zhang Dazhuang ate heartily at the table. Not a single one of the dozen or so white steamed buns was left, which refreshed everyone's perception of Zhang Dazhuang's appetite.

The guests and hosts enjoy a meal together.

The Wang Jianguo brothers and Sha Zhu were all drunk, and they were bragging and chatting at the dinner table, making it very lively.

Zhang Dazhuang ate more and drank less, so he was still sober at the moment.

He said to Matchmaker Wang: "Aunt, I have something I want to ask you for help!"

"Da Zhuang! You said, as long as your aunt can do it, I will do it without any objection!" Matchmaker Wang promised.

"I want my aunt to find someone! To find a matchmaker and help me find a partner!"

"Okay, Da Zhuang! Are you missing a wife? No problem! I'll take care of it!"

"No, no!" Zhang Dazhuang quickly waved his hands and pointed at Sha Zhu.

"Aunt, it's not me, it's my brother Zhuzi who is introducing me!"

Matchmaker Wang looked at Sha Zhu, whose face was red from drinking, and shook her head.

Master He's craftsmanship is OK, but his appearance is always unexpected for his age! This is not good enough!

What she meant was that it was almost there, but it wasn't a big problem. Since Zhang Dazhuang said so, there was no way she could refuse.

She immediately agreed, "Okay! Da Zhuang, I will definitely get it done for you!"

"Auntie, don't just give the girl to Brother Jianguo or Brother Jianjun when you see she's pretty. I won't allow that!"

Zhang Dazhuang gave matchmaker Wang a heads-up in advance.

Matchmaker Wang pretended to be displeased: "Da Zhuang, you underestimate me too much! Although I am not well educated and can't read many words, I still know the rules!"

"Besides, you don't have to worry. Those two bastards have already found their marriages!"

"Okay! I was just overthinking it, don't take it to heart!" Zhang Dazhuang said with a smile.

"Tell me, which girl is this?"

"It seems to be from Qinjia Village!"

"What's the girl's name?"

"Qin Huairu!"