Siheyuan: Full of Love

Jia Dongxu returned home happily with three cents.

"Mom! I'm back!"

"Oh! How is the eldest master?" Jia Zhang asked casually.

"I bought him five eggs, but he said he was going to be discharged from the hospital and didn't need them, so I returned the eggs!"

"Where's the money?" Jia Zhang asked nervously.

"Here!" Jia Dongxu took out the money obediently.

This time he convinced himself for a long time before he decided not to embezzle the money.

The main reason is that his mother is too powerful and he is afraid of getting beaten!

"You can't blame us for this. It's all because the master doesn't have the good fortune to enjoy it!" Jia Zhang said proudly.

"Dongxu, Shazhu just went on a blind date!"

"Ah? Mom, didn't you say yesterday that I was the first one in our yard to have a blind date?" Jia Dongxu said anxiously.

"Listen to me now. The girl that Matchmaker Wang brought today is not only a country girl, but she also has a hunchback!"

Jia Zhang said with some gloating.

"Will that fool be willing?"

"That's it, Shazhu is as happy as if his father has come back!" Jia Zhang said contemptuously.

Jia Dongxu leaned against the window and looked into Sha Zhu's room.

"What are you looking at?"

"Let me see the hunchback you mentioned."

"Don't look anymore, Sha Zhu has taken her out! I have already made an agreement with Matchmaker Wang that I must introduce a good one to you next time!"

Jia Zhang was full of confidence, and this time she even gave the matchmaker money!

"That's right! Mom, you have to ask Matchmaker Wang to find a girl as pretty as the one I just saw!"

"As beautiful as the girl you just saw? Where did you see the beautiful girl just now?"

Jia Zhang asked nonchalantly while sewing the soles of her shoes.

"Just now, Matchmaker Wang also brought a girl with her. She was very beautiful!" Jia Dongxu drooled when he thought of the girl he met just now.

"Didn't Matchmaker Wang bring a girl here?" Jia Zhang continued to ask.

Jia Dongxu: "Really? Didn't you say that the girl who just went on a blind date with Sha Zhu had a hunchback? The one I met didn't have a hunchback!"

"Where did you meet him?"

"Next to the supply and marketing cooperative!"

"Why didn't you come back with me?"

"I went to return the eggs! Mom! They only cost 30 cents! If I'm late, they won't refund me!"

Well-reasoned Jia.. Dongxu!

Jia Zhang felt something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what.

. . .

Since Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu have come to this point, Zhang Dazhuang doesn't have to worry anymore.

After buying some things, he went to the hospital to talk to his brother Damao.

By the way, learn about the consequences and treatment methods of recoil and extreme secondary injuries to the middle and back part of the human body.

Zhang Dazhuang gritted his teeth, bought some fruit, and brought it to Xu Damao.

I heard Xu Damao's howling before I even entered the ward.

"Doctor, be gentle! Ahhhhh~~~!"

"Brother Damao, how are you?" Zhang Dazhuang walked quickly into the ward.

"Da Zhuang! Da Zhuang! You are here." Xu Damao was almost crying.

"Don't worry, let's talk after the doctor finishes applying the medicine!"

"Okay!" Xu Damao said gritting his teeth.

You know what, Xu Damao never cried out in pain again!

After the doctor left, Zhang Dazhuang put the fruit on the bedside.

"Brother Damao, don't complain that it's too little. I gritted my teeth and bought this!"

"So you gritted your teeth and bought an apple and two pears?"

"Wrong! It's an apple and a pear!" Zhang Dazhuang reached out, took a pear and took a big bite.

Xu Damao was speechless. He lay on the hospital bed, took a pear and took a bite.

"Da Zhuang! Thank you!" Xu Damao chewed a pear and looked at Zhang Da Zhuang with tears in his eyes.

"Brother Damao, what's wrong with you? Let's not do such unorthodox things together! Just remember to pay me back!"

Xu Damao smiled again: "Don't worry, Dazhuang, I will give you the interest when the time comes!"

"Look! I told you not to do that unorthodox thing, but you did it again, didn't you? Why do I need your interest? You don't even have to pay me for the hospitalization!"

Zhang Dazhuang said seriously.

“Da Zhuang!…” Xu Damao was moved and took another bite of the pear.

"Brother Damao, don't do this again in the future!" Zhang Dazhuang advised.

"I'll remember this time. If it weren't for you, Da Zhuang, helping me share the burden, I would have been done for long ago!"

"Just remember it! You should find a partner honestly in the future!"

"Ah! Da Zhuang, you don't know, I just like this. I can't walk when I see a woman who looks a little bit pretty. But this time..."

"What?" Zhang Dazhuang suddenly raised his voice and scared Xu Damao!

He grimaced in pain every time he moved.

"I say, why are you speaking so loudly?" Xu Damao complained.

I wonder if he can’t stand any disturbance now!

"Brother Damao, you are sick!" Zhang Dazhuang said seriously.

"Nonsense! Can't you see I'm lying here?"

"I didn't say anything about your butt! You're sick!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Seeing a woman unable to walk down the aisle!"

"Hey, Da Zhuang, you're not married and you don't have a partner, you don't know the advantages of women, this is a problem that all men have, actually..."

"You are so sick!"

Seeing that Zhang Dazhuang was becoming more and more serious, Xu Damao stopped joking.

"Okay, tell me what's wrong with me!"

"When you see a woman who looks pretty, you want to do that, right?"

"Yes! This is not a disease, buddy, it's just lust at best!" Xu Damao was still complacent.

"This is indeed a disease! Your disease is called lack of energy! It's very serious!" Zhang Dazhuang said seriously.

"Lack of energy? What do you mean?" Xu Damao asked.

Zhang Dazhuang: "As the old saying goes, when you are full of energy, you won't think about sex!"

"Now you think about that when you see a beautiful woman, and from now on you will think about that when you see a woman, and from then on you will think about that anytime and anywhere, until you can no longer think about that, and then you will do that!"

"What are you talking about?"

"You have a typical case of insufficient vital energy. If you don't believe me, go to the hospital for a check-up. Even if you get married now, you probably won't be able to have children!"

"Nonsense! I'm a man and giving birth is a woman's job!" Xu Damao didn't believe it.

"I'm saying that if you get married, it's you, Damao, who can't have children, not your wife! Do you understand?"

Xu Damao was incredulous: "Impossible? If a woman can't have a baby, that's her problem. What does it have to do with men?"

Zhang Dazhuang shrugged: "Believe it or not, I told you anyway, you are lacking in energy. Now you just can't have children, but if it gets serious in the future, you will lose your life!"

Xu Damao was a little horrified by what he said: "Da Zhuang, this is impossible? Did I encounter a vixen who specializes in sucking people's yang energy?"

"Come on, you're still a vixen! Have you read too many storybooks?"

"Some people are born with insufficient vital energy, while others suffer from excessive sexual intercourse."

"Some people use more force than their body can bear for a long time, which is caused by many reasons."

"so what should I do?"

"Go to the hospital for a checkup first to see if what I said is right!"

"Okay! I'll check! I'll check!"