After rebirth, I was bound to the academic system
Chapter 107: Washing the bones and marrow for grandparents and grandparents
Seeing my parents and the others being harassed by my grandparents and other elderly people, I wanted to see what kind of martial arts they were practicing?
Being entangled, they had no choice but to display their Lingbo Weibu lightness skills like their grandparents and move quickly in the spacious villa. Coupled with their innate cultivation and phantom shapeshifting, it was difficult for ordinary people's naked eyes to capture any trace of their movements.
Watching the performance of my parents, the four elderly people were extremely excited. This was called Lingbo Weibu Qinggong. It was too magical, right? In the blink of an eye, they were several meters away. It felt like a ghost floating over. If they didn't know the actual situation, they would definitely be scared to death and their souls would leave their bodies if they encountered such a thing outside.
Although they haven't seen other martial arts yet, this light skill alone has opened their eyes. Who doesn't have a martial arts dream? Especially for those of us who have been influenced by TV dramas, this lightness, agility, and the ability to step on snow without leaving any traces, even if it is a cliff or a tall building, it is easy to go up and down.
This is also a great companion for escaping. Not only can it make you a man with elegant demeanor and a woman with fairy-like demeanor, it is also the best way to save people and pick up girls. Whether it is traveling through the mountains and forests or deep in the city, it cannot stop it from being a great choice for people.
"Hurry up"
"I'm going to learn this first, this is so cool."
"See, I knew it! No one can resist the charm of Lingbo Weibu, just like me at the beginning, wasn't I also conquered by his easy and agile charm? You can fool your opponent inadvertently and defeat him easily, which adds to the incomparable pleasure."
"A few more cups of spiritual spring water have arrived. This time, it is not diluted. After all, we will be giving them a cup of initiation and teaching them the skills later. This spiritual spring water can stimulate their potential to the greatest extent. Even though it will be a bit painful, the result is gratifying."
"Grandpa and grandma, grandpa and grandma, this is for you," he said, handing over the spiritual spring water.
"This is spiritual spring water. You have all taken it before, but we were afraid that your bodies could not absorb it, so we diluted it. This time, there is no dilution. Wait a minute, I will enlighten you and teach you the exercises. With the help of this spiritual spring water, I can help you stimulate your body's potential to the greatest extent and master these exercises as soon as possible."
Time was spent teaching them the exercises one by one, guiding them to practice the exercises, feeling the breath flowing through every acupuncture point in the body. After a large circulation, he let them feel the breath alone, and then went on to the next one, repeating this action back and forth several times.
The hall became very quiet all of a sudden. Everyone was afraid to disturb the elders at this critical moment, and at the same time they were also there to protect them. After all, this was the most important step, and couldn't be disturbed or interrupted easily. At the very least, it would cause the meridians to be broken, and hemiplegia. At the worst, it would cause the person to go possessed and die instantly.
"Otherwise, it's not just for safety and security, I'm here to enlighten them and teach them the skills. I'm just afraid that there will be a slight mistake and harm the old people. It's safer to have me, a cultivator in the foundation-building stage, come here to ensure that nothing goes wrong."
"It's not that my parents and the others are incompetent, but when there are better options around, why don't you choose a more reliable method? The one who is 90% sure?"
Those who are arrogant and think they are unrivaled in the world just because they have some abilities will fall sooner or later. Those who can go longer will learn to hide their strengths. They will also know that there are always people better than you and that you can recognize heroes with a discerning eye. It is the ability given to them by heaven that makes them cautious, prudent and low-key.
It felt like time was not passing that fast, but it was not passing that slow either. In the next hour or two, everyone had completed their enlightenment and the practice of their skills. The moment they opened their eyes, a sour odor filled the air, as if a cesspool had been blown up, and it was extremely smelly.
"It stinks."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh"
"Looking at the elderly people, who were surrounded by stains from head to toe and exuding a fascinating stench, we, who had foresight, stayed far away and blocked our sense of smell. We really stayed away from this kind of ecstasy smell."
"Oh, what a mistake!"
"I should have taken the elderly people to their respective rooms and removed their outer clothes before washing their marrow and bones. Who knew? I was careless and smelled the odor again. The clothes they were wearing cannot be used. Fortunately, everyone bought a lot of clothes and pants today, otherwise this scene would be a bit embarrassing."
"Looking at the elderly, they looked at each other, feeling sick from the intoxicating smell and nausea from the acne. I quickly said, 'Grandpa and grandma, the stench on your bodies now is the blood and impurities that have been discharged from your bodies over the years. Why don't you go to your room and take a shower first? We can talk about the rest later.'"
After arranging the elderly people into their respective rooms to take a bath and refresh themselves, and putting the newly bought clothes into their rooms, I returned to the living room and gently used a cleaning technique to remove the intoxicating smell.
"Seeing my actions, my parents quickly relaxed their sense of smell and sniffed the air like a hound. When they found that the stench was gone, they relaxed."
"Second sister, why do grandpa and grandma and their spinal cords and bones smell worse than ours? And why do they excrete so much dirty blood and impurities? My brother asked in confusion."
"That's because we have innate spiritual energy since we were born, but slowly, as time goes by, this innate spiritual energy will slowly disappear, unless people with excellent talents can retain some. But most of the time, it is difficult for us humans to feel the existence of this spiritual energy, not to mention that we eat a lot of different foods, both meat and vegetables. Over time, a lot of toxins and impurities will accumulate in our bodies."
"The younger the child, the fewer impurities there are in the body, because they haven't been eroded by more food. But grandparents are decades old. Not only do they eat a variety of foods, but they also have drug residues in their bodies over the years, as well as environmental pollution. During the marrow cleansing process with the spiritual spring water, the dirty blood and impurities in the body over the years will be expelled, allowing the body to return to its original state."
"That's why people say that immortal cultivators can't eat earthly food. Eating too much of these earthly foods will block our meridians and pollute our bodies. It's best to eat food with spiritual energy. Some people choose not to eat after fasting to keep their bodies clean. In order to improve their cultivation and seek the path to immortality, many people will always warn themselves against this desire for food."
"I see. I never thought that even for a cultivator, it's not that easy. There are so many delicious foods in the world, but if you can't enjoy them, what's the fun in that? Isn't cultivating immortals too boring?"
"So that's why? After some people become apprentices or embark on the path of becoming a cultivator, they will choose to go to the cultivation world, where everything they eat, use, and smell are filled with spiritual energy."
But compared to the mortal world, the world of cultivation is simply a world of carnivorous strongmen and the law of the jungle. It is a world where the strong are respected and everyone has cultivation. If you don’t have spiritual roots or have low cultivation, then there you are simply a being who is bullied and an object of slavery.
Whether in the human world or in the world of cultivation, without money, it is difficult to move forward. Especially in the world of cultivation, if you don't have spirit stones, it is really difficult to move forward. Any skills, formations, pills, weapons... all require spirit stones.
What’s more, the world of cultivation is not just populated by humans, there are other exotic beasts as well.
Anyway, if you don't have any strength, it's safer to stay in the human world. Although the spiritual energy here is relatively thin, your life safety will be greatly improved. It's not like over there, where there are no famous and upright sects? Evil cultivators, evil cultivators, and casual cultivators... will take your life inadvertently. There is no law there. Even if there are law enforcers, if you are unlucky enough to meet these people, it would be in vain for them to kill you.
"Although I've been popularized about it before, I still shudder when I hear again that the world of cultivators is still a world where the strong are respected and ordinary people are slaves. It's the 21st century now, and the country advocates gender equality and breaks down feudal superstitions, but the reality is that the strong are still respected."
The more we know, the heavier the psychological burden is. How great would it be if it were like before? But having said that, compared to the past, is it better to have expectations now? Excitement is what we want.
……
…We were all startled when we heard screams and laughter coming from the room.
"Build a nation, build a nation"
"Yingzi, Yingzi"
???
"Hurry up and take a look. Have we become younger?"
"How many of them? As soon as I finished bathing, I found that I was completely different from before. Not only did I look younger, but I also grew taller. All my facial features have been optimized to the greatest extent. My skin is white and tender, and even the wrinkles on my face have disappeared without a trace. Now my whole body is white and rosy. Even my hair, which has gradually turned white due to overwork, has become black and thick."
"They are simply handsome men and beautiful women, even more beautiful and handsome than when they were young. Seeing their spouses so handsome, they are all starry-eyed and crazy. The eyes of several people are so sweet that they are really unbearable to watch."
They are both old, and they are still showing off their love like this. Isn't this too sweet? Of course, if someone who doesn't know the situation sees such a handsome man and a beautiful woman looking at each other with tears in their eyes, they may be extremely envious.
"Grandpa and grandma, you have become so handsome and beautiful now. You used to be in your 50s, but now after the bone and marrow cleansing, you look like you are in your 30s, more mature, stable and charming. Standing with my parents, you look like older brothers. Coupled with your similar looks and extraordinary temperament, I believe that as long as they walk out of this villa, they will definitely be the focus of everyone's attention."
"I said jokingly: Grandpa and grandma, you look like our parents' older brothers now. Who could have guessed that you are 50-something grandmothers? With your looks and temperament, I'm afraid that as soon as you go out, many people will chase after you and ask for your phone number!"
"When they thought about the situation I mentioned, they all felt proud, but then they also felt jealous. Their wives are so beautiful now, they have to be more careful in the future. They haven't even hugged such a beautiful wife, but she is being interfered with by some mistress behind her back. Thinking about it like this makes them sick to their stomachs."
"Wife, I don't want you to look at others. You can only be mine."
"Hearing my grandfather and grandpa's domineering speeches, I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. How come their brains were also washed out by this marrow cleansing? If they hadn't eaten 500 domineering CEOs, they wouldn't be able to say such domineering CEO quotes. I was thinking, why didn't my emotional intelligence become top after my marrow cleansing?"
This not only broke their bones, but also opened up their emotional intelligence. Or did they originally have this kind of high emotional intelligence talent? It was just sealed. Will I inherit this high emotional intelligence in the future?
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