After rebirth, I was bound to the academic system

"That whole night, I felt like I was in a sea of ​​fire and swords. I tossed and turned until dawn, when the alcohol slowly wore off and I fell asleep."

"Since then, I have been allergic to alcohol. I could drink a little before, but now I can't drink at all. I get drunk as soon as I take a sip. Even if I drink a little more Sprite, I will feel drunk."

"The most heartbreaking thing is that I got an unexpected allergy to pollen."

"This symptom doesn't cause sneezing or a runny nose, but the smell makes people feel dizzy and want to fall to the ground."

"I didn't notice the symptoms at first. It was only after a few times that I realized I was allergic to pollen. I was shocked. I'm not a precious person, so how could I be allergic?"

"From that moment on, alcohol and I became sworn enemies. If I had a time machine, I really want to go back to that night and slap myself. Why should I learn to be elegant? Why should I learn to taste red wine? You are a wild boar that can never eat fine bran. You are a big mud man. Why should I learn to be elegant? Look at what I have done to myself. I want to slap myself hard a few times."

"But there's nothing we can do. What happened has happened. We can only think of ways to remedy the situation."

"Since then, I carry a mask with me whenever I go out."

"Celebrities wear masks to prevent harassment from fans, doctors wear masks to prevent viruses, restaurants wear masks for hygiene, and I wear a mask purely because there are too many ugly people."

"Now that I think about it, money has really done a lot of ridiculous things."

"I am also a slow-witted person, and I often realize things after the fact."

"How can it be like now? Just a little red wine and a little pollen, how can I blame it on a Yuanying stage master?"

"After that incident, I stay away from alcohol. Of course, I still like beer duck and food made with alcohol."

“Double standards!”

"I'm going to die of alcoholism."

"I didn't mean to do that. It's none of my business if you can't drink."

"Who doesn't know? From ancient times to the present, how many literati and poets, heroes in the rivers and lakes, court officials and city scenes, how many people have been fascinated by me?"

"You hate me. There are so many people who hate me. Who do you think you are? You'd better go and queue up obediently!"

"Maybe one day, you will fall in love with me again."

"Hahaha"

"After dinner, the tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks were all cleaned up, and my aunt and the others were ready to go home."

Wait a moment.

"As he spoke, he gave each family another basket of things and put them in the car."

"My aunt and uncle are all so embarrassed to push each other around. It's so embarrassing to eat and take things when visiting other people for New Year's greetings."

"Although they know how delicious these things are, they are not thick-skinned enough to refuse them. Even though they want to despise me in their hearts, they can just accept them directly, but they still have to pretend to do so."

"Finally, after several rounds of pushing and pulling, they finally accepted the item."

Both parties are satisfied with the result.

"The interpersonal relationships and the ways of the world are handled perfectly."

"With everyone telling us to drive carefully and pay attention to safety, and with the reluctant eyes of several cousins, the car drove further and further away."

"Actually, my uncle and his family don't have to go back. They can rest at home for a night before going back. However, our house is really full. It's New Year's Day, so it's not good to squeeze into someone else's house for a night. Besides, it's not far from home. It's better to go back to our own home. This is better for both parties."

Besides, it's just a short distance. When do you want to go back to my father-in-law's house? It's just a matter of stepping on the accelerator. Why are you being so pretentious?

"After sending my aunt and the others away, we returned to the house. Since there were no other special entertainment activities, we could only repeat this kind of life."

"But for people, this kind of life is not boring at all. They don't have to work in the fields, they can have delicious food, and they can come to our house to eat and eat some fruit. For them, this is simply a fairy-like life. Who would come? They wouldn't change it."

……

"Originally, my parents and the others couldn't wait to take the derivative pills, but now that they have calmed down and thought about it, they decided to wait a few days! In the next few days, there may be a lot of people coming to visit us, and everyone will not have so much time to gather at our house. Many of them will also have to start busying themselves with farm work."

"Find a good time to resolve this matter."

"After all, we've waited for so long, a few more days won't make a difference. Besides, this is a done deal, there's no way we can just run away."

"You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry"

"The main reason is that everyone wants to be mentally prepared. After all, no one knows. What kind of spiritual root will be born after taking this derivative pill? This is all unknown.

"After all, this kind of heaven-defying behavior, when it is related to cultivation, is not ordinary at all."

"In the next few days, our family was constantly welcoming people who came to pay New Year's greetings. We prepared a lot of meals every day. The number of people eating every day was just like a banquet, and there were no fewer people at all."

“If you are poor in a busy city, no one will care about you. If you are rich in a mountainous area, you will have distant relatives.”

"This year, the number of people visiting our home for New Year's greetings has increased several times. Since I was a child, I never realized that we have so many relatives. Many of them I have never met before. In the past few days, I have met them all."

"What is reality? This is reality."

"We can't say that they are realistic, we can only say that in this society, 'all the people come for profit, and all the people go for profit.'"

"Looking at these people, their eloquence and their affectionate tone, I really admire them. Some people are really thicker-skinned than city walls. But fortunately, I don't have any deep hatred with these people. Everyone is seeking good fortune and avoiding danger, so the relationship is just a bit weak."

"Some want to build connections, some want to borrow money, and some want to know what business my parents are doing?"

"The people who came here were so sweet and praised our family over and over again. In the end, when there was nothing else to praise, they still praised our family for being good at educating dogs. All the dogs we raise can guard the house and are well-behaved and obedient."

Do you think this is human language?

Whose dog doesn't guard the house? If it's not well-behaved and obedient, don't praise it hard if it won't fall apart.

But you know what, these few days of life really made me realize what it means to be crowded with people, what it means to want to lick someone? Even if there is no relationship, they will turn 180 degrees to make a connection.

"I know these people put a big one, but who knows if they pooped a big one?"

"But once you enter the door, you are a guest. As long as you are not a top-notch person, everyone will warmly entertain you. After all, although you don't visit each other very often, you are still a relative, and it is not good to give them the cold shoulder. After all, it is Chinese New Year, and they are willing to come to the door to wish you a happy new year, which is also giving face. Although their intentions are not pure, at least they have taken action."

"Fortunately, there is enough food in my space. Otherwise, I would have to consume a lot of fruits, vegetables, and meat every day, and my house would have been empty long ago."

Just say it!

The flow of people in our house these days is equivalent to that of a small restaurant. Although people who come to our house always bring gifts, he is a rural person, so how expensive can you expect his New Year's gift to be?

Looking at this huge amount of different kinds of liquor, a lot of sugar, and some other things, although it is not worth mentioning compared to what our family has given, the thought is enough. After all, these things are the most generous things they have given.

“A person is as light as a feather, but as heavy as Mount Tai. A gift may be small, but the sentiment is great.”

“Many things cannot be compared carefully.”

“But I am convinced.”

"Everyone who came to visit us for the New Year, after eating our food and fruits, kept silent and focused. I even heard someone whisper that we had been too straightforward in the past six months, and that the little food they brought with them had already paid for itself."

"Those who discuss and inquire have different thoughts."

"But everyone has the same thought in mind, that is, they must have a closer relationship with our family. Just look at the seafood, the food, and the fruit. If our family hadn't made a fortune, how could we be so extravagant?"

"A little bit of money flowing out of the rich's hands can allow them to live a good life. This is what these people think."

"It's me. I want to, too."

"It's just that when I'm the one being exploited, and when my family is the one being taken advantage of, I feel bad."

"I really want to curse in my heart"

"Human nature"

"This year has changed many people. The people who came to pay New Year's greetings have all had their horizons broadened. It has also fueled their ambitions and desires. They have a heart that is climbing up, rising slowly."

"Of course, I don't despise this kind of behavior. After all, if our family doesn't have the help of the system, we are also a group of people among the masses."

“There are no saints in the world, only a group of people struggling in the world.”

"Whether you are the president of a country, the head of a sect, or a big shot in the world of cultivation, there will always be selfishness, and there will always be things you want to gain."

Not to mention others?

We all live together in this boiler, and our only wish is to make ourselves more comfortable and better off than others.

In this world, there are righteous and evil paths, villains and decent people, good people and bad people, and of course, there are people who are neither bad nor good, which makes this world more and more interesting.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to strive for success, as long as your bad intentions don't hinder me.

Others said, "I am not a judge, nor am I the King of Hell, nor am I a judge. It is not my turn to be Justice Bao."

"Of course, if something unexpected happens, that's another matter."

"After all, in life, there will always be connections, and there will always be a few people and things that you care about."

“Even saints get angry sometimes.”