After rebirth, I was bound to the academic system

After dinner.

I asked Xiao's parents with a serious face?

Dad, Mom

Do you know what good things I added to your food these days?

What to add?

Several people had confused expressions on their faces.

in fact.

What didn't I tell you?

The martial arts I practice are different from yours?

What's different?

Actually, I am a cultivator.

What?

Holy shit.

All four of them had shocked expressions on their faces.

This is too fantasy.

I originally thought that ancient martial arts were all very magical, but now there is also a new concept of cultivating immortals.

This is going to cut off everyone's CPU!

Is that the immortal cultivator?

The kind in the TV series, "Journey to the West", where one can call the wind and rain, overturn mountains and seas, go to heaven and earth, achieve immortality, and have all kinds of cool spells?

Correct!

But in fact, most of them are called cultivators. If they want to call the wind and rain, go to heaven and earth, they must cultivate to a very high level of magic power. Moreover, cultivators cannot achieve immortality. Even if they become immortals or gods, they can only live longer, but they cannot say that they will never die.

As for spells, as long as you reach a certain level, you can cast them and practice them.

Does that mean we can also cultivate immortality?

Several pairs of eyes looked at me with expectation.

If you want to cultivate immortality, you must have spiritual roots.

Actually, my master has tested your spiritual roots before. I'm sorry! You all don't have any spiritual roots.

That’s why the master taught you the skills of ancient martial arts.

how come?

Everyone looked in disbelief. There was a road leading to heaven right in front of them, but it was blocked before they even started walking.

As long as the idea of ​​cultivating immortals is mentioned, there is no Chinese who doesn’t know about it and doesn’t yearn for it.

From the beginning of the world, to Qin Shihuang, to emperors of every dynasty, to the present day, immortality has been the dream of many people.

Even among gods, immortals, demons, monsters, ghosts, and humans, who doesn't pursue immortality?

Nowadays, if people have any problems that cannot be solved in reality, they will go to the temple to worship, where there are many gods and Buddhas enshrined, and pray for the blessings of the Bodhisattvas and immortals.

Is there no chance at all?

Our Earth is now in the Dharma-Ending Age. The spiritual energy of heaven and earth is relatively thin. The chance of having spiritual roots is one in a billion. Those who awaken their spiritual roots are all chosen by heaven.

This is destined from birth, there is no way around it.

And having spiritual roots is not enough? It just means that you have the opportunity to cultivate immortality.

But what if your spiritual roots are of low quality, you have no spiritual energy, and you don’t have any cultivation techniques? Then all this is in vain?

This?

Isn’t it too difficult to become an immortal?

Everyone now has a look of regret on their face, feeling that they can no longer cultivate immortality, but it is not as painful as before.

You said you are a cultivator, so do you know any magic?

When this is mentioned, everyone is excited and looking forward to it.

I also relied entirely on my master. He tested my spiritual roots, gave me the techniques and spiritual stones for cultivating immortals, which enabled me to enter the world of cultivating immortals.

Moreover, my spiritual roots are relatively poor. I have five spiritual roots (gold, wood, water, earth, and fire). The spiritual energy I need is 5 times that of others, so it will be slower to practice.

I am only at the second level of Qi Refining and have not yet practiced any magic.

The levels that one has to break through in cultivating immortals are: Qi training stage (from the first level to the tenth level of Qi training, the great perfection of Qi training), foundation building stage, Dan formation stage, Nascent Soul stage, Spirit transformation stage, Fusion stage, Tribulation crossing stage, and Mahayana stage. Each breakthrough must be accompanied by a thunder tribulation before one can proceed to the next step.

If you are struck by thunder in the process of breakthrough, then you are really gone. Every breakthrough is more difficult than ever. As long as you have reached a certain level of cultivation, you must also keep your mind calm. Otherwise, it is easy to go astray and fall into the devil's way, just like in the TV.

.........

Only those who break through to the foundation-building stage can be true cultivators. Actually, there is not much difference between me and the ancient martial artists now, except that our cultivation systems are different. What I need is spiritual energy. The ancient martial artists also develop from "bright energy to dark energy, to innate, master, and martial god". If one cultivates to the extreme, one can also enter the Tao through martial arts.

So you guys have to work hard!

Although you all have no spiritual roots, with the top-level skills my master has given you, as long as one day you can practice to the extreme, you will be able to enter the Tao through martial arts.

After some scientific research, it seems that whether or not one can cultivate immortality is no longer a big problem.

Who likes to be struck by lightning every time they make a breakthrough? If you are struck by lightning, your ashes will be scattered everywhere.

The spiritual spring water you were given to drink these days can improve your physical condition. Haven’t you noticed that your grandparents, including your grandparents, have all become much younger these days?

That said.

They all looked as if they had suddenly realized something.

No wonder I felt like I made rapid progress in my martial arts practice these past few days. It turned out to be because of the spiritual spring water in my food.

My spiritual consciousness moved and restored my original appearance.

This is this.

Aren't you a fairy yet? How did you become a fairy?

Actually, my parents know that I am like this.

Looking at the blaming eyes of their children, both of them felt guilty and dared not look them in the eye.

That's what I want to talk about tonight.

This is the "Marrow Cleansing Pill" my master gave me before. I have used it and this is what you see after use.

However, the effect of the "Marrow Cleansing Pill" was so strong that even I almost couldn't make it.

The biggest function of "Marrow Cleansing Pill" is to cleanse the marrow, tendons and bones, and expel all the bad impurities in your body. Moreover, you cannot faint during the marrow cleansing process, otherwise the efficacy of the medicine will be greatly reduced.

"After the marrow cleansing, both memory and martial arts skills have soared, and even the body has taken advantage of all the advantages and developed again!"

It is also because of the "Spiritual Spring Water" that I have. Otherwise, I would not dare to give you the "Marrow Cleansing Pill" because the effect of this pill is too strong.

As he said this, he gave each of them a "Marrow Cleansing Pill".

I'm watching you, who will eat first?

Without waiting for an answer, my parents took the "Marrow Cleansing Pill" first.

Sister, please go boil some more water, my parents will need to take a bath soon.

As soon as it was swallowed, the effect of the pill was frighteningly strong. Although I just understood how this pill could make people "neither live nor die", until now, it seems that this is an exaggeration.

The elixir is from the bottom to the feet! Every second is like "Lingchi", and you can watch yourself being "sliced" soberly, "Five horses torn into pieces is not as good as him!"

Seeing my parents’ expressions looking like they could hardly hold on any longer, I gave each of them some spiritual spring water. Seeing their expressions change from painful to relaxed, I knew that their “marrow cleansing” was successful.

Sister, it’s your turn.

As he said this, he asked them to drink the spiritual spring water in advance, fearing that their endurance would not be as good as their parents'.

After taking the "Marrow Cleansing Pill", they immediately rolled their eyes, but still remembered what I had said before, that they must not faint, and they tried hard to hold on, and they also experienced the treatment that their parents had just received, such as "lingchi" and "cut into pieces".

"Since ancient times, this kind of "magic medicine" cannot be taken casually. At least one has to go through some inhuman torture to obtain it."

“Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best.”

In fact, this kind of "torture" felt like a century, but in fact it was only "half an incense stick" of time.

Seeing that my sister and brother had successfully completed the "marrow cleansing", I felt relieved. I felt my legs, which had been tense just now, become weak, and my whole body felt strong again.

After my parents got up from the ground, they looked at each other with disgust, "Why are you so dirty? Aren't you the same?"

They all looked at themselves.

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Even the air has a suffocating smell!

He smells like a dead rat and looks like a dirty, bloody man, which makes people want to vomit.

Thinking that these were impurities discharged from my body, I felt a chill on my face! I never knew that my body was so dirty.

It stinks so much, I really can't stand it anymore, saying this, the two of them ran to the toilet frantically. It was really all thanks to the previously renovated toilet, otherwise, it would be a problem to take a good shower now.

parents,

I brought you some hot water, quickly put it at the door and left.

This taste is so intoxicating!

Whose septic tank exploded, and why was it so smelly? In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by the stench.

This is not a human being, it's really immoral!

A group of people smelled the stench from house to house, all of them feeling angry and determined to find this wicked thing.

I thought to myself that if you could find me, I would lose, so I set up a "barrier" on the way they were walking towards my house to isolate the smell.

The group of people went back cursing.

How would I know? When four people were doing marrow washing together, the stench doubled, waking up all the sleeping people.

Fortunately, I had foresight and blocked my sense of taste in advance.

Wow! Wow wow wow wow

With a burst of exclamations, a handsome man and a beautiful woman who looked to be in their early twenties appeared in front of me.

These two people were both immersed in their own unrivaled beauty and couldn't extricate themselves.

Not to mention, now they are looking at each other lovingly, their eyes are about to become tearful.

Wife, you are so beautiful now, like a fairy in the sky. You are so beautiful that I can't take my eyes off you. Your skin is so tender that you seem to be able to pinch water out of it. I feel that you have grown a lot taller. Now you look about 1.7 meters tall.

Husband, you are so handsome! You are even more handsome now, and your figure is also very good, with eight-pack abs. You have also grown a lot taller, and now you look 1.85 meters tall.

As they spoke, the two of them hugged each other tightly, like young people who had just fallen in love.

Wife, you are so beautiful now. I want to hide you and don’t want others to see your beauty. You can only be mine.

What a jealous face, this is such a big jealous jar.

Husband, I don’t want others to see your handsome face. What if others see your face and fall in love with you?

A strong smell of green tea hits you in the face!

I say to you, the old couple should stop being so! There is a minor here? Do you still care about the life and death of others?

This sweetness is too much!

This "Marrow Cleansing Pill" must have evolved your brains, right? Such love words come out of your mouth so easily. Did you go to study?

There are two of your big kids on the ground. Can you ask how they are doing?

I don't want to open my mouth, for fear that the smell of "dead rat" on my body will slip into my mouth.

It stinks! Instead of showing any concern, they both stayed away from it, fearing that they would be overwhelmed by the stench.

Were they like this just now?

Disgusting, legs, legs, legs

What are children nowadays? They are "biogas tanks". Stay away from our handsome men and beautiful women. Don’t recognize these two people.

Looking at this pair of unscrupulous parents of a handsome man and a beautiful girl, the brother and sister were silent. This look of disdain was about to overflow the screen, could it be less obvious?

All right, go to the toilet and wash up! This stench is about to overwhelm your sense of taste.

I'll bring you some hot water so you can wash yourself properly.

……

Look at me, look at me,

“I haven’t seen the person, but I have heard his voice”, so I know that there is another person who brags about himself.

Maybe it’s because he’s still young, my brother has grown a lot in height, and his facial features have become more refined. Now when he smiles, he gives people the feeling that a boy has grown up. He is so cute and adorable. What a handsome boy!

A face that is so round and full that one can't help but want to pinch it.

Not as much as my parents have changed.

Whoops!

My son is so handsome and cute. He asked mom to hug him and he reached out to hug me!

Wife, you can't hug other men? Dad pulled mom into his arms with a jealous look on his face.

You can imagine that a handsome man with a resentful look on his face can give people goose bumps.

Is this your son? Not someone else?

I don't care, even if he's my own son. He's also a man.

This left us speechless.

Female guest number four is here!

A soft curtain of light fell down, and soon a young woman in white walked out from it. She had an elegant face, skin whiter than snow, a graceful figure, eyes like autumn water, and naturally red lips. The beautiful and graceful woman walked towards them slowly.

My sister is also in the growing stage, so she hasn’t changed as much as my parents. She has also increased a lot in height and now feels about the same height as me.

My mother's beauty is gentle and virtuous, my beauty is noble in holiness, but charming in her eyes, and my sister's beauty is gentle like water with determination.

There are three beauties in a family, each with her own beauty.