Genshin Impact: Immortal Cave

According to the characters and plot of the original text, the following is a parody of the vernacular text:

Li Mochen had originally imagined the scene to be like this - he, Shenhe, Xiao and Qiqi rushed out from all four directions, like the Four Heavenly Kings surrounding a chick. In the end, only he stupidly jumped out, and none of the others moved.

He thought, I am not the only one among the Four Heavenly Kings under the Emperor's throne, am I? This is too embarrassing. Where are Shenhe, Xiao and Qiqi?

He struck a cool pose, ready to shock Tartaglia, but found that the three people next to him had no intention of paying attention to him. Shenhe and Xiao were upset because Li Mochen joked about the emperor's treasure, so they ignored him on purpose; as for Qiqi, because she had been waiting for too long, she took a nap.

Therefore, of the so-called Four Heavenly Kings under the Emperor's throne, only Li Mochen appeared in the end. When he roared, the scene was extremely awkward.

Seeing Li Mochen jumping out alone, Tartaglia immediately understood: "Li Mochen...it turns out that you are the one who did this."

At this moment, the area around the Emperor's "Immortal Ancestor Transmutation" was completely silent, and it looked like a real dead object. It seemed that the scene just now was most likely a trick by Li Mochen, who was teasing Tartaglia.

The face of the Eleventh Executor of the Fatui suddenly darkened, and a chilling murderous aura emanated from his body, and it was obvious that he was really angry. After all, Li Mochen had previously called him the pet dog of the Queen of Ice 287, and he was still barking there.

Feeling Tartaglia's anger, Li Mochen's fighting spirit was also ignited. "Hey, I just made a few jokes with you, but you still want to fight me?" He thought to himself, since you want to kill me, then give it a try, I just want to deal with you!

As Li Mochen waved his hand, the thick and long gun of "Sky Spine" appeared in his hand with a dragon roar. "Come on, Tartaglia, let's settle the grudges between us for so long at once today!"

Holding the spear tightly, Li Mochen assumed a light posture, crouching slightly, like a bow and arrow ready to be released.

Hearing this, Tartaglia's face turned pale. He waved the pure water weapon in his hand, and it instantly turned into a long bow of water. Then, three lightning-fast water arrows were aimed directly at Li Mochen's forehead, heart and throat.

Facing the flying water arrow, Li Mochen snorted coldly and easily waved the "Sky Spine" to block it. In the process of blocking the arrow, he felt the gravity coming from the tip of the spear, which surprised him a little. In terms of pure elemental power comparison, Tartaglia seemed to be stronger than him.

However, the factor that determines the outcome of a battle is not just the strength of the elemental power. If Tartaglia dares to attack with a bow and arrow, it means that once I get close to him, the situation of the battle will be reversed.

With this in mind, Li Mochen leaned down without hesitation and rushed towards the opponent with all his strength. However, just after rushing out a few meters, a spear with a blue light and a water mark suddenly appeared and pierced his throat.

Li Mochen was surprised to find that this guy dared to show off his spear in front of him. Wasn't he looking down on him? So he quickly twisted his wrist and blocked the incoming spear tip with the "Sky Spine". He took the opportunity to move forward and kick Tartaglia in the chest.

This kick was very powerful, and it also carried the power of "External Scenery Technique. Heart Steel". If it hit, it would probably make the opponent cough up blood. However, at the moment when the water spear was picked up, it changed again.

The spear suddenly turned into flowing water and was retracted, replaced by a series of lightning-fast close-range slashes. These sword lights also carried dazzling blue water elemental power, as if countless streams of water condensed into blades.

Li Mochen could only quickly retract his foot to avoid having a piece of his heel cut off. He couldn't help but sigh that this guy's weapon switching speed was really ridiculously fast.

At this time, Li Mochen noticed that the weapon in Tartaglia's hand had been replaced with two one-meter-long short swords that shone with the bright light of water elements. The swords were rippling with clear ripples like water waves, but still exuded a strong murderous aura.

Just as Li Mochen was secretly surprised, Tartaglia waved his hands and the pair of short swords instantly turned into two nearly two-meter-long water spears, moving at a speed that was dazzling.

In Tartaglia's eyes, water is the most mysterious existence in the world. It can be as gentle as a stream or as violent as a torrent. It can nourish everything silently, but also destroy everything with thunder and lightning. Invisible and ever-changing, this is the essence of water, and it is also the reason why Tartaglia is so powerful.

He can switch between long, medium and short combat distances at will, and can deliver a fatal blow from any angle. Such an opponent is invulnerable in all directions.

However, after realizing how powerful Tartaglia was, Li Mochen was not afraid, but instead smiled happily.

Seeing this, Tartaglia decided to attack first, intending to defeat the opponent in one fell swoop. He jumped up with both feet, and his figure flew into the air, and he took the initiative to pounce on Li Mochen like a tiger descending from the mountain.

The spear drew a whirlpool of water and stabbed at Li Mochen's wrist at a strange angle. This series of movements was smooth and flowing, as if the man and the spear had become one.

However, even with such swift movements and smooth shooting, Li Mochen was still within his prediction. With a muffled sound, Li Mochen swept his gun horizontally and rushed straight towards Tartaglia in mid-air.

Although this sweep was blocked, it almost broke Tartaglia's wrist. Tartaglia was shocked by the strength of this force, and what surprised him even more was that Li Mochen's arms and palms were actually the color of diamond.

Immediately afterwards, Li Mochen raised his right hand, and the spear, which looked small but actually contained amazing power, flew out like a dragon. The sound of breaking through the wind was piercing, and when the tip of the spear shook, countless gun flowers were scattered, covering the space around Tartaglia.