The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

"Fairy sister, I'm so sleepy. I want to sleep." Lu Xiuyuan didn't want to bother with her any more, so he yawned and crawled into the bed.

"Wait!" Xia Younan grabbed his arm and smiled charmingly, "Yuan'er, don't rush to sleep, I still have something to say to you."

"Hmm? What does Fairy Sister want to say to Yuan'er?" Lu Xiuyuan sat back down, having a bad feeling in his heart.

Xia Younan looked at him lovingly, with a brilliant smile on her face, and her tone was so gentle that it could drip water, "Yuan'er, we have already completed the ceremony and got married. I will be your wife in the future, do you know that?"

"I know, my lady." Lu Xiuyuan swallowed his saliva fearfully. What did this woman want to do? Why was she saying this? She didn't want to have a wedding night, did she?

Xia Younan nodded with satisfaction and coaxed: "Since I am your wife, then as a husband you must listen to my words. If my wife tells you to go east, you cannot go west. If my wife tells you to beat the dog, you cannot chase the chicken. Only in this way can you and I live together in harmony. Do you hear me?"

The first step in living a Buddhist life is to train an obedient husband to avoid quarrels and anger in the future.

"..." Lu Xiuyuan's face turned green. Where did this perverse logic come from? Was this woman going to rebel?

However, he was so angry that he was about to explode, but he could only agree: "Okay, I'll listen to my wife."

"That's good~" Xia Younan praised, holding his hands and taking a deep breath, not caring whether he understood or not, looking into his eyes and speaking seriously.

"Yuan'er, since that day when I rode my horse down the street and caused such a disaster, I don't think I have ever apologized to you in a serious way. Today is our wedding day, and I want to make up for the apology I owe you.

"I'm sorry, Yuan'er. Although I didn't do it on purpose, it's an indisputable fact that I've hurt you like this. You had such a perfect life, but I ruined it. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Lu Xiuyuan didn't expect her to say these words, and he was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

Oh my god, this woman finally speaks like a human being.

"Yuan'er, are you willing to forgive me?" Xia Younan asked, shaking his arm like a spoiled child.

Lu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows and replied: "I..."

"Okay if you do."

"..."

"Yuan'er, you're so kind." Xia Younan gave him a hug moved and promised him solemnly, "Don't worry, Yuan'er, I will be responsible for you to the end. From tomorrow on, I will take care of you and protect you. As long as I am here, I will ensure that you will be worry-free and safe all year round. I will definitely make you the happiest fool in the world!"

Why do I feel that this is a bit awkward? Lu Xiuyuan pushed her away speechlessly, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Xia Younan was still immersed in his future happy life. He patted him on the shoulder with great enthusiasm and said with a smile, "Yuan'er, from now on you are my son. You should treat me as your sister. Let's live a good life as brothers."

“???” Lu Xiuyuan almost vomited blood because of her words, and a large group of grass rushed past his head.

Mmp, what generation is this? Is this woman mentally ill?

"Alright, alright," Xia Younan yawned sleepily, stood up and walked towards the closet in the room, "It's midnight, time to go to bed. In a word: you provide me with food, drink, shelter and transportation, and I will ensure your health for the rest of your life."

Lu Xiuyuan sneered in his heart, haha, this woman is quite easy to satisfy. If he didn’t know her purpose of marrying him, he would probably have been deceived by her.

Xia Younan came to the closet, took out two pairs of thick quilts, and spread them on the floor while explaining to Lu Xiuyuan: "Yuan'er, although we are husband and wife, I only feel guilty about you, not sexually, so we can't sleep in the same bed, understand?"

Lu Xiuyuan was stunned. This... this female gangster changed her personality? She actually took the initiative to ask him to sleep on a different bed from hers.

What did she mean by this? Normally, shouldn't she be seducing him? Or was she playing hard to get?

But no matter what, I totally agree with sleeping in separate beds.

But no matter how happy he was in his heart, he still had to put on a show. He pouted and pretended to be disappointed and muttered, "But my lady, Su Yu said that I want to sleep with you, and I also want to sleep with you in my arms."

"No." Xia Younan frowned and refused, "Yuan'er, I promise to take care of you and protect you. I will fulfill my wife's responsibilities to you, but this is not allowed. Men and women should not touch each other."

"Okay then." Lu Xiuyuan lowered his head with tears in his eyes, looking as aggrieved as a little pug.

Even after getting married to him, she still says that there should be no physical contact between men and women. It seems that Ye Shiqing is playing hard to get!

"That's good~" Xia Younan smiled with satisfaction, put the pillow on the mat, stood up and stretched, "Okay, Yuan'er, it's late, let's go to bed."

"Okay~" Lu Xiuyuan agreed obediently, walked to the bed and sat down to prepare for sleep.

"Wait!" Xia Younan suddenly shouted.

Lu Xiuyuan jumped up from the bed and asked fearfully, "What's wrong, my wife?"

Xia Younan rushed over and pounced on the bed like a hungry tiger, threw off her embroidered shoes and kicked him with her golden lotus, "You sleep on the floor, I'll sleep on the bed."

"What?" Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but exclaimed, his face full of astonishment. This woman actually let him sleep on the floor? He was a prince, and she actually let him sleep on the floor?

Xia Younan turned over and faced him, raising her eyebrows with a wicked smile, "What? I'm a girl, your wife. As your husband, you should pity me and feel sorry for me. How could you let me sleep on the floor?"

Lu Xiuyuan had a hard time saying it, and refused with a tearful face, "But my lady, I don't want to sleep on the floor either. The floor is cold and hard, and it's not comfortable."

"Well, just make do with it for this night. I'll find you a thick, soft cotton pad tomorrow. Yuan'er, be good, you're a man, sleeping on the floor is good for your waist."

Lu Xiuyuan was so aggrieved that he almost cried, and he grumbled unwillingly: "But Su Yu said that I should sleep with my wife."

"Here it comes again!" Xia Younan rolled his eyes and glared at him angrily, "Stop talking about Su Yu. Am I your wife or is he your wife? If you mention him again, I'll call him to spend the bridal chamber with you!"

"..." Lu Xiuyuan was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, his face turned red, but he couldn't utter a word.

Xia Younan ignored him and raised his hand to lower the curtain beside the bed, covering the entire bed.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and lie down to sleep. I have made the bedding for you. How can you let me down?"

Lu Xiuyuan gritted his teeth, looking at the neatly folded bedding on the ground with his eyes blazing with anger. But there was nothing he could do, so he angrily threw off his shoes and lay down awkwardly on the bedding on the ground.

Xia Younan thought about it and still felt uneasy, so he warned her from inside the curtain, "Yuan'er, there are differences between men and women. You cannot get close to the bed without my consent, and you cannot open my curtain without permission. Also, you must tell me when you want to change clothes, because I'm afraid of getting stye."

"..."