The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

"Wow!!"

As if in revenge, Lu Xiuyuan opened his throat and howled with the most unpleasant noise, rolling on the ground crying while howling, "It hurts so much, my head is going to explode, are you going to kill me, my wife? I hate you, you don't care about me at all!"

"Uh..." Xia Younan twitched his mouth, picked his ears, squatted down and coaxed him with kind words.

However, Lu Xiuyuan was so angry that he would not be easily coaxed by her. He cried and made a fuss for nearly half an hour.

It was not until Xia Younan apologized to him and promised not to hurt him like this again that he gave up and crawled up from the ground with a grievance.

"My lady, you have to keep your word. My head is about to break. I really can't fight anymore..."

"boom!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a crisp muffled sound, which was the sound of a stick hitting the skull...

When he turned around, he saw Xia Younan holding a wooden stick as thick as his arm, staring at him with his eyes wide open, in a perverted and crazy manner.

“……”Lu Xiuyuan was silent.

Strands of blood flowed out from the hairline.

"Fuck!" Xia Younan was startled and quickly dropped the stick in his hand. He helped him up in panic, "Why is it bleeding? Yuan'er, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

Ye Shiqing, you wait for me...

Staring at her and uttering a final curse in his heart, Lu Xiuyuan could no longer hold on. He rolled his eyes, fainted heavily to the ground, and lost consciousness completely.

When Lu Xiuyuan woke up again, it was three days later.

His entire head was wrapped in white bandages, revealing only a handsome face, like an Arab...

Xia Younan was sitting beside him, watching over him. When he saw him open his eyes, he was surprised and happy, and started to ask about his well-being.

As soon as Lu Xiuyuan saw her, he felt a splitting headache. He ignored her and turned over to sulk.

Xia Younan touched his nose awkwardly, feeling that he might have gone too far. This silly boy was angry with him.

Su Yu was both distressed and amused, and complained helplessly: "Princess, you also heard from the doctor that the prince's brain disease cannot be treated with such a rough method. After your operation, the prince not only showed no signs of recovery, but also suffered a lot of brain damage. Don't you think this... is not worth it!"

Xia Younan knew he was in the wrong, so he lowered his head and agreed sullenly: "Okay, I was wrong about this matter, I'm sorry Yuan'er, I won't take this approach again in the future."

Su Yu shrugged and signaled with his eyes to Lu Xiuyuan who was still sulking on the bed, "Coax him, the prince may be a child now, but children also have tempers."

Xia Younan laughed dryly, and then he tried to persuade Lu Xiuyuan with soft words. In the end, he made him delicious food and modern toys. It took him three days to finally appease the arrogant fool.

At this point, Xia Younan had completely given up on the plan of using physical therapy to treat Lu Xiuyuan's brain.

After much thought, she felt that the only thing she could do was to improve Lu Xiuyuan's intelligence first.

She wanted to teach him how to read and write, and gradually improve his IQ. When his IQ reached a certain level, even if he couldn't recover completely, he would definitely be much better.

As long as it can bring improvement, it is worth her doing it.

The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, and a few cotton-like white clouds were floating in the sapphire sky. From time to time, two birds passed by under the white clouds, making the scene look like a beautiful painting.

In the Prince Yu Nan's Palace, Xia Younan and Lu Xiuyuan were sitting in the pavilion in the back garden.

There were pens, inkstones, and paper on the stone table in the pavilion. Lu Xiuyuan was writing something on the paper with a pen in his hand. Xia Younan was sitting beside him, crossing his legs, eating melon seeds, and drinking tea. He looked very comfortable.

Half a month had passed unknowingly. During this half month, Xia Younan had been teaching Lu Xiuyuan without fail, starting with numbers and then learning the most basic arithmetic. He was diligent and painstaking.

Well, in order to verify the results of his work in the past half month, Xia Younan specially gave Lu Xiuyuan a test paper today and asked him to take the exam.

"Madam, I'm done." After a moment, Lu Xiuyuan put down the brush and handed the paper filled with answers to Xia Younan.

Xia Younan took the paper and looked at it carefully. Soon, as she read the paper, the smile on her lips gradually shrank, until it finally disappeared completely, replaced by gloom and anger.

Seeing her expression change, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but smile secretly, feeling so happy.

Ye Shiqing, you have come to this day. I will let you hit my head. Today, if I don’t make you mad to death, my surname will not be Lu!

Xia Younan's face turned pale, and he slowly looked at Lu Xiuyuan with a murderous gaze, almost gritting his teeth and questioning: "Is this... the test paper you did?"

Lu Xiuyuan suppressed his laughter and nodded, "Yes, what's wrong, my lady? Is Yuan'er wrong?"

Xia Younan covered his head with his hands, and slammed the test paper in front of him. He pointed at a math problem with a trembling finger and asked angrily, "Explain to me, why is five plus eight equal to seven?"

Lu Xiuyuan weakly stretched out his left hand and said, "This is five."

"And then?" Xia Younan tried his best to control himself from yelling.

Lu Xiuyuan stretched out his right thumb and index finger and made an "eight" gesture, "This is eight."

"..."

"Five plus eight makes a total of seven fingers." Lu Xiuyuan answered in a naive manner, stretching out his fingers.

Xia Younan stared at him blankly, unable to speak for a long time, "You...is this how you calculated it?"

"Yes, didn't my wife ask me to count on my fingers?" Lu Xiuyuan blinked his innocent big eyes.

Xia Younan felt his blood pressure rising, and he growled madly, "I asked you to count your fingers, but who told you to count to eight? Eight means eight fingers. What do you want to do by showing me the gesture of eight with your thumb and index finger?"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at his hands with grievance and said, "But Yuan'er only has ten fingers. After stretching out five, he can only stretch out five more. He can't stretch out eight."

"Oh my God." Xia Younan's eyes were blazing with anger. He could no longer bear it and slapped his head and scolded, "Where's your brain? Where's your brain? Don't you know how to use your brain? Did you grow this head just to increase your height?"

Lu Xiuyuan retorted with a tearful voice, "But there is only one brain, and with the brain, there are only eleven in total, which is not enough."

"Fuck... fuck..." Xia Younan tried his best to control himself from swearing. He took several deep breaths before he finally calmed down a little. He gritted his teeth and compromised temporarily.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of my health, I won't talk about this question for now. Let me calm down for a while. Now let's look at the next question."

"This question!" Xia Younan pointed at a vertical calculation problem and asked angrily, "I wrote the vertical form for you, twenty-five minus seventeen, why did you write zeros under five and seven? Five minus seven equals zero?"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at the vertical calculation problem on the test paper and answered with a bitter face: "Five is smaller than seven, it can't be subtracted from seven. It will be gone before the subtraction is complete, and if it is gone, it will be zero."

Xia Younan smiled a smile that was uglier than crying, and asked "gently": "Didn't I teach you before? If the units digit is not enough to subtract, borrow from the tens digit, borrow one from 'two'!"

Lu Xiuyuan was silent for a moment, then said timidly, "I borrowed it, but it refused to lend it to me."

"What the hell?" Xia Younan was about to explode, staring and roaring, "Why wouldn't it lend it? How could it not lend it? If it doesn't lend it, mention my name, and I'll beat it up until it lends it!"

"..." Lu Xiuyuan was almost laughing like crazy in his heart, and his cheeks turned red from trying so hard to hold back his laughter.

Xia Younan wanted to poke a hole in the test paper with his fingers, and said angrily, "Lend it to me! If I don't lend it to you, you can grab it from me. I must get that one today."

"Okay." Lu Xiuyuan took the brush and dotted on the "two". It took him a long time to barely figure out the answer to the question.