The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

This silly girl Ye Shiqing really doesn't want to have anything to do with Lu Shian anymore. She is actually thinking about how to get rid of the toad's blood.

Oh, how is this possible? Once a woman's gongsha is lit, it cannot be removed in this lifetime unless she consummates her marriage with a man.

Xia Younan's eyes rolled around, thinking that it seemed on TV that the toad blood would only disappear if she consummated her marriage with a man.

Hmm... Her mind twitched and she slowly turned her head, looking at Lu Xiuyuan thoughtfully.

Lu Xiuyuan was stunned, and immediately guessed what she was thinking. He blinked, and two suspicious blushes appeared on his face.

Xia Younan suddenly woke up as if from a dream, raised his hand and slapped himself, covering his forehead with his hands and blushing all the way to his neck.

Oh my god, I must be crazy. How could such a thought flash through my mind?

Yuan'er is a fool! His IQ is only that of a three or four-year-old. How could he have such dirty thoughts?

Xia Younan, ah, Xia Younan, you are such a beast!

Lu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows and almost laughed out loud at her funny reaction.

Is this girl really that funny? Is she... going back on her word again?

Tsk tsk, he was a little disappointed in his heart.

Seeing her blushing face was so adorable, Lu Xiuyuan had the idea of ​​teasing her. He hugged her in his arms and whispered innocently in her ear: "My wife, do you want to get rid of this red spot? Can Yuan'er help?"

Xia Younan's face turned even redder when he heard this. He pushed him away in a panic, shaking his head like a rattle, "No, no, no, no, no, you can't help me."

"Ah? Why?" Lu Xiuyuan asked knowingly.

Xia Younan replied in embarrassment: "First, you are just a fool. Second, this red dot can only be removed by someone I love, not you!"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at her steadily, feeling very unhappy.

Loved one? Is she still planning to have a loved one?

Xia Younan just felt very irritated. He lifted his foot, threw off his shoes, rolled into the bed, pulled up the quilt and covered himself in it.

Is this girl beginning to worry that Lu Shian is going to snatch her away? Lu Xiuyuan sneered. Don't say she doesn't want to. Even if she does, he has the ability to keep her by his side.

He would be happy to see that man suffer for his whole life because he could not get what he wanted.

Besides, this little girl was so interesting that he was reluctant to give her up to someone else.

"My wife," Lu Xiuyuan shouted and crawled into her bed, holding her in his arms.

"What are you doing?" Xia Younan turned his head to look at him, narrowing his eyes dangerously, "Is this where you should sleep? Find your place."

"..." Lu Xiuyuan was furious. They were already in the palace, but she still made him sleep on the floor.

How could there be such a cowardly prince like him? Since she came in, he had never even slept on the bed, and his waist ached from sleeping on the floor.

Although he felt sorry for it in his heart, Lu Xiuyuan still pouted and got out of bed obediently, hugging a quilt and preparing to sleep on the floor.

This stinky woman was in a bad mood, and he really didn't dare to disobey her, otherwise, he would probably be hit in the face by the Pegasus Meteor Fist in the next second.

He is still pretending to be stupid and can neither retaliate nor hide. He should just protect himself for the time being.

"boom!"

He had just gotten out of bed when he suddenly heard the sound of a chair falling to the ground in the living room.

Xia Younan was startled and suddenly looked up towards the living room, with a lot of thoughts in his mind.

Is there anyone here? This is the imperial palace, there shouldn't be any thieves coming to steal things.

Could it be that... Xia Younan thought of Lu Shian.

She wondered if Lu Shian had sent someone to monitor her and Lu Xiuyuan to see if it was just a casual affair as he thought.

The more Xia Younan thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. He rolled his eyes and did not wake up the person in the living room. Instead, he lifted his quilt, patted the seat beside him, and waved with a smile at Lu Xiuyuan who was still in a daze.

"My dear Yuan'er, come here and hug me to sleep."

Lu Xiuyuan looked at her pretending to be seductive and his ears turned red in shame.

Uh...this...

Isn't this bad? I'm still a young boy.

"Come on, don't just stand there." Xia Younan smiled on the surface, but his clenched fists and narrowed eyes clearly said:

I told you to come over, so come over now. If you keep hesitating, I’ll beat you up!

Lu Xiuyuan twitched his lips, threw down the quilt in his hand, climbed onto the bed obediently, took off his coat, and got into Xia Younan's bed.

Wow, it feels so good to sleep on the bed!

"Come, hug me." In order to put on a show for the man outside, Xia Younan deliberately snuggled into Lu Xiuyuan's arms, with her delicate body pressed against his, which was really not intimate.

Help! I've been molested!

Lu Xiuyuan's whole body was stiff, and he was forced to hold her in his arms, looking like a decent woman being molested.

How could Xia Younan, who had been single all her life, not feel embarrassed? This was her first time sleeping in the same bed with a man.

Hmm...how should I put it? I know that he is a fool who has no idea about matters between men and women, so why does my face feel so hot?

After hugging for a while, Lu Xiuyuan gradually relaxed, with a faint fragrance lingering around his nose.

It was not the smell of a spice sachet, but the kind of fragrance that came from the body itself, which was better than anything he had ever smelled.

This woman has body fragrance and her body is so soft. She feels boneless when I hug her. Are other women like this too?

Xia Younan yawned tiredly, trying to relax herself, and moved her head to adjust her position, but accidentally rested her head on Lu Xiuyuan's arm.

"Huh~" She was surprised by the soft yet hard touch under her head. She tilted her head left and right, as if she had found a new toy, and her eyes lit up with joy.

Lu Xiuyuan was puzzled and asked, "Madam, what are you doing? Why is your head rolling around on my arm?"

Xia Younan smiled brightly and replied, "Yuan'er, your arms are so flexible, soft yet firm at just the right height. It's much more comfortable to rest my head on your arms than on a pillow."

"Uh..." Lu Xiuyuan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"I love this living pillow so much, my baby Yuaner. From now on, I will sleep on your arm every night, okay?" Xia Younan looked at him hopefully.

"I……"

"You agreed, that's great! Thank you, Yuaner." Before he could finish, Xia Younan hugged him happily to show his gratitude.

A bunch of damn things rushed through Lu Xiuyuan's mind and he regretted it so much.

Damn it, what did she say? With such a heavy head resting on his arm for a whole night, wouldn't his arm be numb? Wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

"Madam, I can't sleep. Can you tell me a story?" Lu Xiuyuan asked boredly when he had nothing to do.

Perhaps because of the sudden change of environment, Xia Younan was not sleepy. She found a comfortable position in his arms, thought of a fairy tale, and told it to him vividly.

Lu Xiuyuan blinked his beautiful eyes and looked at her, looking like a good baby.

After a long while, a fairy tale came to an end. Xia Younan looked at him and asked, "Yuan'er, the ugly duckling that was laughed at by others finally turned into a beautiful white swan. What did you learn from this story?"

Lu Xiuyuan thought about it seriously and replied: "My wife means that I am like an ugly duckling. Although many people laugh at me for being stupid now, as long as I study hard, I will definitely become a white swan in the future!

"By then, no one will bully me anymore, right?"

Xia Younan looked at him in silence for a moment, hesitated for a long time, but couldn't help but tell him the cruel truth.

"Yuan'er, Daddy Duck and Duck Mother are both ducks. Why do you think they gave birth to a swan?"

“……”A row of ellipsis marks appeared above Lu Xiuyuan’s head.

Xia Younan slapped his thigh and told the truth: "It's obvious that the girl cheated!

"Yuan'er, I want to tell you through this story that you should be nice to your wife, otherwise you never know when she will give birth to a baby swan with someone else."

Lu Xiuyuan's face was full of black lines and the corners of his mouth were twitching slightly.

Listen, is this what a person says? Didn't he say he was going to tell him a children's story? Which unfortunate child is this story for?