The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

The streets of the capital were as bustling and lively as ever, with crowds of people jostling for position. People were doing business and gossiping, with laughter filling the air.

Xia Younan seemed to have a purpose. He didn't buy anything or go shopping. He just dragged Lu Xiuyuan around to look around, until they finally stopped outside a bustling teahouse.

Xia Younan leaned in to take a look and saw that the inn was almost full. There were common people in cloth and nobles in brocade.

They gathered in groups of three or five, drinking tea and eating melon seeds, chatting about gossip so noisily that saliva was visible to the naked eye.

What? Yesterday the young master of Zhang's house got married, and he married a faded woman; the day before yesterday the young lady of Li's house got married, and she married a poor scholar.

More people were talking about how Prince Yu Nan was kicked stupid by the horse ridden by the second daughter of the prime minister's mansion, how the prime minister asked the second daughter to take responsibility, and how the emperor was furious for his beloved.

They described the gossip in such vivid detail that it was as if they had participated in it themselves. It was even more exciting than the stories in books.

Seeing this scene, Xia Younan was quite satisfied. He nodded and sighed in his heart: Wow, as expected, it is human nature to like gossip.

The modern gossip scene is on the Internet, but the best place for gossip in ancient times is definitely the teahouse! She is really a clever little ghost.

I decided to choose this one! Xia Younan smiled roguely and pulled Lu Xiuyuan inside.

"Waiter!" Xia Younan walked into the teahouse and shouted, his voice loud and arrogant, as if he was afraid that others couldn't hear him.

As expected, as soon as she spoke, apart from the waiter running over, all the guests in the room looked towards them at the same time.

The waiter ran up to them and bowed, "Sir, would you like some tea?"

Xia Younan replied proudly: "Let's have tea later. We need a private room now. Do you have one?"

The waiter nodded quickly, "Yes, of course we have private rooms in such a big teahouse. Please go upstairs, sir. I will take you there."

Xia Younan nodded, looked at Lu Xiuyuan and asked, "Yuan'er, come upstairs with me, okay?"

Lu Xiuyuan's face looked extremely ugly, and he cursed in his heart: This damn woman actually took him to a hotel!

"No!" He waved his hands reluctantly like a child, "Fairy sister, Yuan'er doesn't want to go to the private room. Yuan'er wants to play, I want to play with the little butterflies and little frogs, I don't want to go to the private room."

"Yuan'er..." Xia Younan still wanted to persuade.

The waiter was stunned, looking at Lu Xiuyuan in confusion, and asked curiously: "Miss, what is this gentleman..."

Xia Younan smiled cunningly and sighed with pretended regret, "Alas, I went out for a ride on horseback and accidentally got into trouble with the horse. I kicked this young man and turned him into a fool. His IQ is only that of a three or four-year-old now."

"Ah?" the waiter exclaimed, his jaw dropped, his heart filled with turmoil.

This plot, isn’t this the plot about Prince Yu Nan and the second young lady of the Ye family?

This is the headline news today. It has spread all over the streets and alleys. How come these two people...

The man is handsome and the woman is beautiful, which fits their appearance. The man is silly and stupid like a child, which fits the characteristics of being kicked stupid by a horse.

And Yuan'er? Prince Yu'nan Lu Xiuyuan? !

Oh my god! These two are actually... the people on today's headlines?

The other guests around also realized this. For a moment, the bustling teahouse fell silent, and hundreds of eyes stared at them, each one more surprised than the last.

Under the spotlight of the crowd, Xia Younan was not shy at all. She hugged Lu Xiuyuan's neck, gave him a kiss on the face, and acted coquettishly with him.

"Dear Yuan'er, didn't you say you like me? If you like me, you have to listen to me. I want to go to the private room upstairs, you have to come with me, or you can go back to the palace, and I will go back to the prime minister's residence, and we don't want to be together anymore."

The palace of the king? The palace of the prime minister?

Everyone around them gasped, and their identities were now completely confirmed.

Seeing them kissing and hugging each other intimately, the tea drinkers around them almost popped their eyes out.

The swift and violent wave of gossip surged forward, and it seemed that it was about to break free from its restraints.

Lu Xiuyuan was gritting his teeth inwardly, his handsome face turning the color of liver.

This shameless woman actually kissed and hugged him in public.

Seeing that the effect had been achieved, Xia Younan pretended to be angry and gave Lu Xiuyuan an ultimatum, "Hey, Mr. Lu, are you going or not? If you don't go, I'll go by myself!"

"No!" Lu Xiuyuan grabbed her sleeve helplessly, begging anxiously and pitifully, "Fairy sister, please don't abandon Yuan'er, Yuan'er, go with Fairy sister."

"Hey, that's good." Xia Younan patted his handsome face with satisfaction, and asked the waiter in a shy manner, "Um, shopkeeper, how is the soundproofing of your private rooms? This young man and I need a room with better soundproofing."

The waiter stared at them in astonishment. It took him a while to react and he nodded blankly, "The sound insulation effect... is pretty good."

"That's good." Xia Younan smiled brightly, "Take us there."

“Yes…” The waiter swallowed in disbelief, and led the way upstairs. Xia Younan also pulled Lu Xiuyuan to follow.

Lu Xiuyuan was forced to follow her, and a trace of panic rarely appeared in his usually calm eyes.

Soundproofing? This woman wouldn't really want to...

Damn it, if I had known I would bring Su Yu with me, what should I do? He really didn't expect her to be so unrestrained, he was careless!

After watching their backs disappear around the corner of the stairs, all the tea drinkers in the room remained silent for five seconds, and then the room began to buzz with a noise like a huge wave breaking through a dam.

Tea Guest A: "Oh my god, did you see that? That's Prince Yu Nan and the Second Miss of the Xiangfu, they are together!"

Tea Guest B: "How could this happen? I heard that the Second Miss is the Queen that the Emperor is going to marry. How could she be with Prince Yu Nan?"

Tea Guest C: "This is truly unprecedented and shocking news. The future queen and her foolish uncle were kissing and hugging each other in broad daylight, and they even went upstairs to get a room."

Tea Guest Ding: "Too bold, the emperor might get cuckolded. The royal family values ​​reputation so much, it seems unlikely that this queen will become the queen."

Hundreds of people were buzzing and spitting. The invisible gossip was like a horse that had been kicked in the butt, running away at lightning speed.

Arriving at a quiet and elegant private room upstairs, Xia Younan and Lu Xiuyuan entered the room and said to the waiter at the door with a smile: "Waiter, this young master and I need to take care of something. You are not allowed to disturb us. After one stick of incense, I will serve a plate of pork kidneys to nourish the prince. Do you hear me?"

"Uh... got it." The waiter was still in shock. He answered stupidly and turned to go downstairs.

Xia Younan slammed the door shut, turned around and looked at Lu Xiuyuan with a bright smile.

Lu Xiuyuan was startled and took a step back unconsciously.

God, this woman is not serious, is she? She is too beastly, isn't she? I am still a "fool"!

What should he do? He was a germaphobe, and he wouldn't even touch a woman he didn't love. What's more, the person in front of him was a spy sent by his enemy to monitor him. He really... hated her!