Marvel: The Strongest Copycat System
Chapter 1278 Pick up your fingers!
The peace of China is actually due to the existence of too many people like Zhao Yong. They have been guarding China's borders and keeping any enemies out. Even if they are in danger, they will not give in at all.
People like Zhao Yong look very ordinary when they talk to each other on a daily basis, but when communicating with Deadpool, they appear to be very easy-going. Although they are respectful, they are neither humble nor arrogant in their bones.
But when facing enemies, when facing people from other countries who infringe upon their national interests, they stand up without hesitation and never give in.
More than a dozen coast guards boarded the ship, but not one of them backed down just because the Filipino monkeys had guns. They all looked intimidating without even getting angry, and made it so that these so-called special forces of the Filipino monkeys did not dare to even think of resisting.
Of course, most of the monkeys chose to squat down with their heads in their hands, but there were also a few stupid ones who wanted to escape by boat and some even wanted to jump into the sea.
I don’t know what this idiot was thinking. In the vast ocean, even if he jumped into the sea, where could he go?
Anyway, a guy who didn't know how to live or die quietly ran to the side of the boat and wanted to jump off the boat.
Seeing someone trying to run away, Deadpool was naturally unhappy and stood up immediately.
"That kid over there, squat down with your head in your hands!"
As Deadpool finished speaking, the boy became even more panicked. He grabbed the side of the boat and wanted to jump off.
However, at this moment, a speedboat from another coast guard ship just came over, and this guy reached out to pull the edge of the boat, but ended up being stuck in the middle of the collision between the two ships.
"Ahhh! My hand!"
The unfortunate guy had his finger crushed and broken, blood gushing out. He rolled on the ground in pain, crying for his parents.
His thumb was just pinched off and fell on the deck.
"Pick up your fingers, damn it! I told you to pick up your fingers!"
Seeing this, Deadpool's face turned dark and he looked at the monkey viciously. Who was he trying to disgust?
"My hand, my hand!"
However, the monkey, who only felt pain, did not respond to Deadpool, but just rolled around there, as if he felt how painful it was to have his finger broken.
Just a broken finger? Do you want me to show you how I saw my own leg with a saw?
Well, I'm afraid it's not so easy to perform now. With Deadpool's Kryptonian blood, it seems that the saw can't saw through his legs.
"Fuck, is this all your patience?"
Deadpool expressed great disdain and said, since you don’t want your fingers anymore, well, let me help you with it.
Deadpool came to the severed finger, picked it up, and threw it into the sea to feed the fish.
And this unfortunate Philippine monkey will probably never be able to reattach his severed limbs.
"Ahhh, my fingers!"
Seeing this, the monkey struggled to get up and watched his finger being thrown into the sea, as if he had been struck by lightning.
It's over, there's really no way this can be taken back.
"What's it called?"
At this time, Zhao Yong also came over. Seeing this situation, he didn't say anything. He looked at the monkey fiercely and said, "I told you all to hold your heads and squat down. Can't you hear me?"
"Oh!"
As he spoke, Zhao Yong chopped the boat's handrail with his selfie stick, leaving a deep gash on the side of the boat. The monkey was so scared that he quickly endured the pain and shut up, fearing that Zhao Yong's selfie stick would chop him on the head.
"I've marked it for you. When your boat returns, you can jump down from the marked spot and fish it out. You'll definitely find it."
Zhao Yong looked at this guy with contempt and said, "If you can't get it, it's your own problem."
"..."
Deadpool was dumbfounded. What a modern version of Carving the Sword on the Boat!
Well, it should be like looking for directions on a boat.
After hearing what Zhao Yong said, Fei Hou wanted to say something, but under the latter's gaze, he could only shut up.
Since he couldn't afford to offend him, he naturally didn't dare to say anything more.
The sight of blood made the group of Philippine monkeys that were squatting with their heads in their hands become even more obedient. They buried their heads and dared not lift them up.
What special forces? It seems like a joke at this moment.
"Found it. These guys really did have guns in the cabin. Also, the construction materials they brought seemed to be intended for that broken ship."
At this time, several coast guards carried out a box from the cabin of the fishing boat, which was indeed full of guns and several barrels of building materials.
This time, the criminal was caught red-handed, and the coast police's law enforcement recorder also recorded everything.
When we have an international argument later, all of them will be evidence.
China had long ago warned the Filipino monkeys that they were not allowed to send building materials to the broken ship. In the past, sending some food to the monkeys on it was acceptable for humanitarian reasons, but sending building materials now would be a definite provocation.
"Detain all the people, sail away, and let Feihou's own people come and pick up the people."
Having caught the criminals red-handed, Zhao Yong was in high spirits. Together with other colleagues, he escorted these Filipinos towards their own ship.
This conflict ended in such a dramatic way, which was an eye-opener for Deadpool.
I'm afraid that Feihou's people are not even as good as Ermao's fill-in-line baby.
"Haha, let's just teach them a lesson this time. If there's a next time, don't blame us for being rude."
Zhao Yong and the others were very happy. He put his arm around Deadpool's shoulders and said with a smile, "The international situation is unclear right now. We and the Bald Eagle are now competing in determination. Whoever goes down first and directly participates in the war will give the other side a chance."
"So, don't blame us for not taking action. There's nothing we can do about it."
When talking about this, Zhao Yong also sighed.
In fact, for a man like him, when he saw the monkeys jumping up and down under his nose, he really wanted to give them a volley of bullets, but there was no way, he had to obey the orders from above, and his superiors had to consider the overall situation and would not act rashly.
So for Zhao Yong, he hoped that the monkeys would shoot first, so that they could fight back reasonably and kill all these guys.
Unfortunately, Feihou didn't have the courage in the end.
"Okay, today's mission is over, let's go back first."
Zhao Yong put away the selfie stick and said happily.
"Hehe, I'm afraid I won't have to feel so aggrieved in the future."
Deadpool laughed, looked at Zhao Yong's puzzled look, and explained: "As long as you master the techniques I gave you before, you will have no problem walking around in this world. At that time, China's military strength will be far behind all other countries, so naturally there will be no need to worry about these things."
This is not bragging. The numerous black technologies can greatly enhance China's strength. At that time, there will naturally be no need to continue to keep a low profile.
Who dares to jump out and cause trouble?
As soon as you show up, you’ll be there in seconds!
Even some countries that already have grudges against us can be defeated in seconds without even showing up!
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