Marvel: The Strongest Copycat System

"Are Deadpool's X-Force coming?"

Hearing this, Chen Mu was quite interested and looked leisurely in the direction Xu Jia mentioned.

Sure enough, in the distance, an old small transport plane flew over.

He and Xu Jia looked at each other and then said, "Let's go over and see what Deadpool's team is like."

"Remember our mission. Just land through the main gate and walk in with a swagger!"

Deadpool was in the cabin, with a blackboard behind him, on which he had drawn some very abstract pictures. He said, "The defense of Ice Box Prison is actually very weak. It's just a group of boy scouts with electric batons. All you have to do is follow me, walk in through the gate, find Russell's prison, and then walk out with him in a swagger!"

Deadpool is confident about the plan to rescue Russell.

"Listen, I've always had a problem with the X-Men because even their names are so sexist."

After finishing the basic plan and almost reaching the parachuting site, Deadpool patted the blackboard, preparing to say something to boost morale.

"Look, X-men, why are they just men and not women? We are different, we are the X-Men, no one cares about gender!"

Deadpool said, then turned to the readers outside the screen and said: "In this way, I won't be attacked by political correctness in America. Am I particularly smart?"

"Does this name sound a bit fake?"

The only female in the team, a black woman, frowned and said, "When I heard this name, I felt it was a knockoff of X-Men."

"I didn't ask for your opinion, Pete."

Deadpool waved his hands, not caring at all.

"I didn't say that."

The man named Pete shrugged his shoulders and said with a confused look on his face.

He was the only ordinary person in the team. After seeing the recruitment on 59.com, he thought it was interesting so he submitted his resume. Then, he was actually accepted.

"But everyone, listen to me. Although I don't know how dangerous the Ice Box Prison is or how many people have died, it certainly doesn't kill as many people as skin diseases. You can try this toner, which can keep your skin moisturized at all times."

"..."

No one paid any attention to him and turned to look at Deadpool again.

"Ahem, we're almost at the designated location. Everyone, jump skydiving with me."

Deadpool was left speechless by Pitt. He looked at the location and then spoke to the group of people.

"Let's have some bloodbath, baby!"

A man wearing a saliva-proof mask said this with a fierce look on his face.

He is also a member of the team recruited by Deadpool from the Internet. He is a mutant whose ability is to spit out saliva with highly corrosive acid to kill enemies.

Well, to use Deadpool's words, this is the spitter in Left 4 Dead, the one that spits acid.

Therefore, he always wears a saliva mask to avoid hurting others by mistake.

"Let me get to the surface and see what happens. I'm good at dealing with ordinary people."

This is a black man who calls himself Noisy. His ability is to affect magnetic fields, even the magnetic field inside people's heads, making people feel anxious, confused, and painful.

He was right, his ability was perfect for dealing with ordinary people.

"Just watch. I told you I'm better than you in every way."

A man with long red hair and wearing combat uniform, holding two samurai swords in his hands, with a grim smile on his face.

His name is Broken Star, and he is an alien...

"..."

Next to the broken star, a piece of clothing flew up out of thin air, also with a parachute on its back, without making any sound. This was also a member of the X-Force, the invisible man, with the name "The Vanishing Man" written on his resume.

"Well, I don't know why my good fortune brought me here, but maybe it has some special meaning."

The only black woman who had complained before shrugged her shoulders, looking helpless towards Deadpool's mob.

Her name is Domino and she has a very special ability, which is luck. She is lucky to an absurd degree.

"Ohhhh, let's do it big time!"

"Let's make a grand entrance!"

"Come on!" Seeing the warm atmosphere, Deadpool also cheered with a smile on his face.

Well, his X-Force is very strong!

No wonder!

If time wasn't urgent, how could he accept this group of people?

Given the strength of this group of people, believe it or not, Deadpool can easily slaughter them with a knife!

Maybe Shattered Star is really as powerful as he said, and he is still worth watching. As for the others?

Just a bunch of Muggles!

He did not reject anyone who submitted a resume through 59.com, even though there was an ordinary fat guy like Pete who had diabetes and was useless in his team. Deadpool accepted anyone who submitted a resume.

They are just a bunch of cannon fodder anyway, if they die, they die. Do you think Deadpool really cares?

X-Men: The Force Awakens, except Deadpool, consists of only these six people, and each one is more bizarre than the other.

"I really want to kill someone!"

"I will punish all those soldiers who dared to imprison mutants."

"I'm going to pull their intestines out!"

The mutants of the X-Force were all powerful on the outside but weak on the inside, with morbid murderous intent on their faces, making Pete, an ordinary man, tremble in fear.

"I miss my mother, I want to go home!"

It was only at this time that the bearded Pete realized that none of his "teammates" seemed to be good people!

So, he backed out with tears in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, everyone listen to me!"

Seeing this, Deadpool hurriedly stopped the group of people and shouted a few words loudly, making everyone look at him. He coughed lightly and said:

"I want to say, I am really, really proud of our team, you guys look amazing!"

"Oh, Vanisher, you look great too!"

Well, he couldn’t see the Vanishing Man at all, he was just looking at a lonely parachute bag.

"Everyone, listen to me. This is the big family I've always dreamed of having! I, I..."

I can’t continue writing this story!

"Ahem, damn it, sometimes, I'm so moved that I can't continue. Anyway, everyone, dance with me. This will be the first battle of our X-Force to make a name for ourselves!"

Deadpool shouted with confidence, and the others seemed to be infected and became excited. Even the Vanisher, well, the floating skydiving bag, jumped on the spot excitedly.

"Woo woo, I want to go home..."

Pete burst into tears: "Aren't you nervous? Skydiving on a snowy mountain at a high altitude is full of dangers?"

"Little mustache, you have nowhere else to go!"

Deadpool came to Pete, stuck his face in front of him, and said viciously: "I have been a special forces soldier for more than ten years. Am I afraid to parachute just because of the high altitude? There is only a little wind here, there is no danger at all!"

Then, Deadpool whispered softly to the terrified Peter: "Little cutie, I spoke loudly only for others to hear. I won't let anything happen to you, don't worry."

Deadpool pinched Pete's face, then stood up and said loudly: "Gogogo, listen to my instructions and jump down from here!"

"Let the readers see how powerful we are!"

"X-Force, attack!"

"Oh oh oh!"

As the hatch opened, the members of Team X jumped down one after another, screaming.

The biting cold wind made the people at the back shiver.

It’s so fucking cold!

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