Marvel: The Strongest Copycat System

"Pfft~~~"

"Who farted?"

Thor, who was chatting with Loki and introducing his new girlfriend Jane, looked at Loki in confusion after hearing a slight sound.

"how could I know?"

Loki looked at Thor with an unhappy face and said unhappily, "I think you are talking nonsense. The life span of Midgardians is only a hundred years. She is your girlfriend? It's a joke!"

Loki looked at Thor and his partner, who had just confirmed their relationship and were showing off their affection, and said with dissatisfaction.

For some reason, Loki seemed to be jealous...

There seemed to be an inexplicable sour smell between Thor and Jane, which made Loki feel particularly uncomfortable.

Come on, you are the prince of Asgard, why are you dating an ordinary woman from Midgard?

"No, I will find a way to let Jane have a long life." Thor said with a serious face: "I am serious this time, Jane is my true love!"

"Haha, the last time was hundreds of years ago? You said the same thing."

Loki sneered, "Men's words are deceitful, I'd be surprised if I believed you!" No, I'm a man too.

Thor is more than a thousand years old. During this thousand years, he is not an ascetic monk, let alone a virgin. In his long life, he has had many girlfriends. Although they did not end happily in the end, it is natural that he has said words like "true love".

"Look, there's a shooting star!"

Thor suddenly pointed to the sky, where a meteor was passing by. He said excitedly, "Make a wish quickly. Just wish for Jane to live a long life!"

"By the way, do you believe this kind of nonsense?"

Loki was speechless and had nothing to say to Thor. He couldn't help but complain.

If it was said by someone else, he could still laugh at these people for being crazy and believing such a stupid thing, but coming from the mouth of Thor, the prince of Asgard, it was a bit outrageous.

"Never mind, I want to make a wish!" Thor clasped his hands together devoutly, muttered something, and said, "I hope Jane Foster can have a long life like me."

I have to say that Thor is a little funny. At least, he actually took this kind of thing seriously. "It won't work when it comes out." Loki was still complaining. At this time, he suddenly saw that there was something wrong with the meteor. It seemed to turn a corner and flew straight towards the gathering place where they were.

During the flight, there was a puffing sound breaking through the air, just like a fart. It turned out that the sound Thor just heard was produced by this "meteor".

Don’t worry about why the speed of sound is faster than the speed of light, or whether the “meteor” is not as fast as sound. Anyway, in just a few seconds, the “meteor” appeared in front of everyone, hovered in front of Thor, and brought about huge wind pressure.

It was only then that everyone realized that this was a woman, a woman who looked to be in her thirties.

“Is this your true love too?”

Loki looked at Captain Marvel, then looked at Thor with curiosity, and asked in a surprised tone.

Look, you just said Jane Foster is your true love, and then a woman appeared in front of you. Who would believe you if you said you didn't know each other?

But Thor's aesthetic is really strange, he is actually an old lady...

That’s not right. Maybe this old lady was a beautiful young girl decades ago. Maybe Thor attacked someone at that time?

However, Thor really didn't know this woman.

The visitor is none other than SHIELD's last resort, the person Nick Fury calls the strongest Avenger, Captain Marvel Carol Danvers.

"Hey, who are you, Auntie?"

Thor looked at Carol with an unhappy face and said, "Even if you had any relationship with me in the past, it's all in the past. My true love now is Jane Foster. You don't have any chance!"

Thor was also puzzled. He didn't know Carol at all, but he didn't know if she was his ex-girlfriend, but he still said so.

No matter whether she is or not, now he only has eyes for Jane Foster. Other women can be ignored, not to mention that Carol is really not that good-looking.

If it was a beautiful woman, maybe I would have to think more about it, but if it was this middle-aged woman, anyone with a discerning eye would know what to choose.

"I think we should have a good talk."

Carol was not angry at Thor's words, but floated in the air and said calmly.

"You had a great party, but now it's time to end it. Everyone should return to their own world."

Carol returned to Earth in response to S.H.I.E.L.D.'s request for help, so naturally, like S.H.I.E.L.D., she also hoped that these aliens from all over the universe would return to their own planets.

“This is simply the best party ever!”

Thor looked displeased and said, "Even the prince of Jotunheim, Loki, came in person, right? Isn't this party very exciting?"

"Aha, I can't miss a party like this." Loki shrugged. Although he was fed dog food by Thor, he still stood on the same side when facing Carol.

"That's enough. Listen, clean up this mess and get off this planet."

Carol looked indifferent, looked at Thor coldly, and spoke directly in an imperative tone.

"Why?" Thor looked at Carol with amusement and said with a joking face, "I like it here, and the people here like me too. I also found my true love here. Why should you let me leave with just one word?"

Do you think you have a set of Infinity Stones? Thor doesn't care about Carol in front of him.

"We were having a lot of fun until you showed up." Thor, who was frightened by Chen Mu, was very upset that there was another person on Earth threatening him. Could it be that you guys think of me as a soft persimmon?

"The party's over, man."

Carol is also a proud person. She has been "maintaining justice" in the universe for a long time and has never had any opponents, which makes her very confident in her own strength.

"I have a good idea." Thor said with a grin, "Why don't you just get out of here? Haha."

"Oh!"

Carol, unable to bear it any longer, punched Thor in the face, sending him flying. He fell far away and hit the lamppost behind him.

"Ohhhh, fight, fight!"

Seeing this, the aliens started to make a fuss again.

Having a party and watching a fight is a real treat!

"Hey, I learned a name from Midgard to describe women like you, the killjoy."

As he said this, he used the universal gesture on Earth and raised his middle finger.