Tomb Raider: After being read, they all acted like me

There is yellow hair blocking the road in front, and white hair repeating behind.

Lu Renjia felt that he could go buy a lottery ticket. If it weren’t for his buddies, why did they only target him among so many people and even asked such tricky questions.

[It's simply inhuman! ]

The inner voice suddenly appeared.

Hai Fei subconsciously looked at Lu Renjia. Since he was not scolding him, he felt relieved.

I almost thought I was going to be scolded again.

[No, this thing is not a human being.]

Looking at the white-haired weasel in front of him, Lu Renjia didn't know what to say.

It can't always be the same as before.

Just say a few words casually.

Sometimes people get nervous and always make mistakes, like now.

"I think you look like a pink and tender baby who is about five or six years old, wearing a Lolita dress and butterfly, and speaking with a baby voice."

"Come and call me brother."

Very brave and strong.

Haifei could vaguely see the weasel was stunned.

When Xie Yuchen heard Lu Renjia's words, he was hesitant to speak. This was the first time he had encountered such a situation, and he had just been worried about by the other party.

But I heard the other party's irrelevant words.

For a moment I didn’t know who to feel sorry for.

"What are you doing, Mr. Hua?"

Just at this time, Hei Xia Zi, Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie, and Wang Pangzi also came down from above.

At a glance, I saw these three people standing there in a daze.

I don't know what the hell is going on.

"Look at his big son," said Xie Yuchen.

"Huh?" This confused Hei Xia Zi. It's only been a few minutes since they went up there, and you tell me that they have already given birth?

Fatty Wang was even worse. All his fatigue was swept away. He kept wandering around Haifei, Lu and Ren Jia: "What, they had a baby?"

Lu Renjia: "..."

Silence is his best explanation.

“Sometimes I think you guys are really crazy.”

【Are you crazy? 】

[What kind of illusion can make them associate themselves with this Haifei thing? ]

[Also, who can tell him what kind of illusion it is that makes them think a man can give birth to a child? ]

Haifei couldn't help himself.

The first one laughed out loud.

"What on earth is it?" Wu Xie was completely confused by them.

He didn't believe that two men could have a child.

Hearing his question, Lu Renjia said faintly: "I met someone who wanted to be crowned again."

Wu Xie looked in the direction he said.

I saw a weasel over one meter long standing there, staring at the few people.

Fatty Wang couldn't laugh at all at this moment.

I even felt like crying.

He hurriedly pulled Ren Jia over and kept asking about what happened before: "Damn it! How did you encounter this thing? Did you not say anything nonsense just now?"

"He asked me if I was like a man or a god."

"I answered him like a little kid."

Lu Renjia's eyes were full of innocence, he just spoke too quickly.

Fatty Wang closed his eyes and could not see the future.

"Do you know what this weasel's white hair means?"

"What does it mean?" Lu Renjia was puzzled.

Haifei interjected, as if not caring about it, "It means this thing is white-haired."

Fatty Wang wanted to kick this thing to death.

"It is said that it will take a hundred years for a weasel to grow a tuft of white hair on its head. Just imagine how much effort it would take for the weasel to grow its entire body white?"

“This is all the result of cultivation.”

"What?" Wu Xie was shocked. "Fatty, you must have read too many stories."

"How can it be……"

He originally wanted to refute it.

But when I turned around and saw that one-meter-long figure standing like a human, the look in his eyes could only be described as clear.

In an instant, all the words were swallowed back.

Lu Renjia was also shocked: "Ah?"

He had only heard of the weasel asking for a title.

But I have never heard of the origin of the white-haired weasel.

At first I thought it was just a change of species, but it turned out to be a very cute one. So cute.

"Fatty, are we brothers?"

Lu Renjia grabbed Fatty Wang.

His eyes were filled with the words, save me, save me quickly!

Fatty Wang sighed, then quickly took out his backpack and took out a few incense sticks and some yellow paper.

"There's nothing I can do. This is the time to show off my ancestral skills."

As he spoke, he became completely delirious.

He reached out and took the lighter from Hei Xia Zi, and started burning paper money towards the white-haired weasel.

"Hua Er Ye, what do you think?"

Leaning against Xie Yuchen, Hei Xia Zi asked curiously.

Xie Yuchen shook his head: "I don't know."

This was also the first time he encountered such a situation. He had only heard about it before, but...

Can Fatty Wang really do it?

"I'm telling you, Xiaojia, people should believe in these things more. Look at me, I'm not as capable as you, and I'm not very good at studying mechanisms, but I can always get away alone."

“It’s all thanks to my unique craftsmanship.”

[Damn, Fatty Wang, you are a hidden talent. ]

Lu Renjia really believed this: "Brother, you are my only brother now."

Lu Renjia announced this.

When Fatty Wang told him to go east, he went east. When Fatty Wang told him to go west, he went west. He never disobeyed his orders.

While fiddling with it.

The incense hasn't been burned yet.

The yellow-skinned man probably couldn't stand the smoke anymore, so he turned around and left with his disciples.

This made Fatty Wang very angry.

He walked forward and pounced on him.

"No buddy, wait a minute."

This pounce was not a big deal, instead he caught something else with his hand. He took out a little weasel from the group.

"Sorry sorry!"

Looking at the little gadget in his hand with bared teeth and crooked mouth.

Fatty Wang apologized repeatedly, but the thing didn't listen to him and kept barking.

Suddenly the group of yellow-skinned people who had just turned around.

They all looked back.

Fatty Wang chuckled twice, gently stroked the little weasel, and then gently put it on the ground.

Until you see the other party catching up with the group.

The figure gradually disappeared.

Fatty Wang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's going on? What's going on? It was such a passionate situation just now, and you are all just standing here watching the show."

He turned around and looked at everyone.

He put his hands in his pockets and chatted idly.

Only Lu Renjia was left, holding two incense sticks, with a confused look on his face.

"He lied to you. We have already passed Shanhaiguan. The Immortal has no right to take care of these matters." Hai Fei advised kindly.

silence.

Breaking incense.

Hanged.

"I shouldn't have believed you, Fatty. I should have thought that even Wu Xie wouldn't believe you, so why would I believe you?"

Lu Renjia should have thought of it earlier.

When Fatty Wang took out these things, Wu Xie didn't even come over to say that there was something wrong.

I didn't expect there was really a problem.

He just said it.

I have never seen Fatty Wang use this skill.

How come he evolved as soon as he arrived?

It turned out to be a case of a blind cat catching a dead mouse.

"I really did learn it," Fatty Wang explained anxiously, "My grandmother told me since I was a child..."

The stand-up comedy started again.

"Hey man, how did you get the gasoline to kill that guy?" Wu Xie asked the person next to him curiously.

Logically speaking, this is the middle of nowhere.

Zhang Qiling frowned, then looked at Xie Yuchen and Hei Xiazi.

Wu Xie followed his gaze.

I saw Hei Xia Zi approaching Xie Yuchen and wanting to say something, but Xie Yuchen pushed him away with disgust.

“Is it that the black glasses are too greasy?”

Maybe there's something wrong with my brain.

Wu Xie suddenly remembered what Lu Renjia had said to Hai Fei before: so greasy.

Black blind man:?

so?

I am blind, not deaf?