Siheyuan: Louzi keeps bragging, I am invincible

"Xiao Feng, why were you splashing water at the door? It's frozen now and I fell down!"

Qin Huairu fell limp in Lu Feng's arms and said with some complaints.

"Sister Qin, do you think I'm that stupid?"

Lu Feng said as he rubbed the large millstone that Qin Huairu had hurt herself from the fall.

"Pouring water at my doorstep in the middle of winter! I'll be the one to fall down!"

"Huh? Could it be that someone deliberately poured water at your door to harm you?"

Qin Huairu was very smart and thought of this immediately.

Qin Huairu could think of this, so Lu Feng had naturally thought of it a long time ago.

In fact, Lu Feng thought of it the moment he opened the door and saw the ice on the ground.

Lu Feng immediately gave two suspects in his mind:

Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

Lu Feng couldn't tell for a moment whether it was done by Sha Zhu or Yi Zhonghai.

Since we can't tell which of the two men is the culprit, we might as well take revenge on both of them together!

Lu Feng made up his mind and slapped Qin Huairu's big millstone.

"Alright! Get in bed and lie down. I have something to do outside!"

"You want revenge~~"

Qin Huairu, who was being beaten like a millstone, asked Lu Feng with a red face.

"I know you still ask!"

Lu Feng glared at Qin Huairu, took a basin of water and went out.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu didn't say anything more. She got into Lu Feng's bed and waited for Lu Feng.

Lu Feng carried the basin of water and first came to Sha Zhu's house and poured the water directly at the door of Sha Zhu's house.

Then Lu Feng came to the door of Yi Zhonghai's house and poured a basin of water at the door of Yi Zhonghai.

After pouring the water, Lu Feng originally planned to carry the basin back, but then he changed his mind.

Water has already been poured in front of Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai’s houses, so how can we leave out the deaf old lady!

These are the three giants of Siheyuan!

How can we favor one over the other?

Besides, a family must be together!

Thinking of this, Lu Feng took another basin of water, ran to the backyard, and poured it at the door of the deaf old lady's house.

After finishing all this, Lu Feng patted his butt and went back to the house.

When I returned to the room, I saw Qin Huairu dozing off in bed and almost falling asleep.

Lu Feng walked forward with a smile and stretched his cold hand into the quilt. Qin Huairu was immediately awakened by the cold. She giggled while hiding from Lu Feng's cold hand in the quilt.

"Haha! You bad boy! Where do you put your hands? It's freezing!"

"Okay! Qin Huairu, you dare to say that I'm bad! Then I'll be bad to you!"

Lu Feng said as he lifted the quilt and crawled into the bed, hugging Qin Huairu...

Silent all night.

Early the next morning, Sha Zhu couldn't wait to get up and wait at the door to see Lu Feng fall.

But as soon as Sha Zhu opened the door of his house and took a step out, his foot stepped on the smooth ice.

Then Shazhu cried out and sat down on the ground.

Sha Zhu's mortal enemy Xu Damao had just gotten up. As soon as he walked out the door, he saw Sha Zhu fall and immediately burst into laughter.

Sha Zhu was thick-skinned and tough, so being thrown down was nothing to him. But he fell down in front of his mortal enemy Xu Damao and was laughed at by Xu Damao in person.

Now Sha Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, he immediately got up and rushed over to beat Xu Damao.

But Sha Zhu had just gotten up and taken two steps when he slipped and fell to the ground again with a thud, this time face down, falling flat on his face.

Seeing this, Xu Damao burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, idiot, it's not New Year yet, you don't need to kowtow to me!"

Hearing Xu Damao's ridicule, Sha Zhu became even angrier. He got up from the ground, rushed over and started chasing and beating Xu Damao.

Yi Ruhai was eating cornmeal porridge in the house. When he heard Sha Zhu's roar in the yard, he couldn't help but frown.

"This pillar won't let anyone rest so early in the morning!"

Yi Zhonghai put down his bowl and prepared to go out for a look.

But as soon as Yi Zhonghai opened the door and walked out, he fell to the ground with a thud.

Yi Zhonghai is not Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was young and thick-skinned, so he was fine after a few falls. But Yi Zhonghai was old after all, and after this fall, he screamed in pain.

"Who on earth is it! Who on earth is that wicked, smoking thing that is pouring water at my doorstep?"

Yi Zhonghai's shout attracted everyone in the hospital, including Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu knew at a glance that this must have been done by Lu Feng last night!

Qin Huairu turned her head and found Lu Feng in the crowd. She saw that Lu Feng had an expression of watching the fun. He just took a handful of melon seeds and watched while eating them.

Qin Huairu almost laughed out loud when she saw this.

You bastard, I didn't expect you to be so mean! But the meaner you are, the more I like you!

When Sha Zhu heard that Yi Zhonghai fell down, he didn't bother to chase after Xu Damao and hurried over to say.

"Uncle, I heard you fell down, what happened?"

Yi Zhonghai pointed to the frozen ground and said.

"Zhu Zi, some wicked fellow poured water outside my house, and then it froze, and I fell down as soon as I stepped out the door!"

"Ah! Uncle, someone is pouring water outside your house too! Someone poured water outside my house yesterday, and I fell down when I got up in the morning!"

As Sha Zhu spoke, he glared and shouted at the crowd watching.

"Who is it? Who is the wicked fellow who splashed water in front of my house and my uncle's house?"

"Hurry up and stand up and admit your mistake! Otherwise, if I find out who it is, I will beat him so hard that even his mother won't be able to recognize him!"

Hearing Sha Zhu's threat, Qin Huairu glanced at Lu Feng, but saw that Lu Feng looked as if he was not involved, as if he had not done it at all.

Qin Huairu almost laughed out loud when she saw Lu Feng like this.

"Alright! Alright! Zhuzi, please take me to the hospital right now! My hip is hurting so badly now, I hope I broke a bone!"

Yi Zhonghai interrupted Sha Zhu and said to him.

Isn't this a waste of time?

Even if the murderer who threw water last night was in the crowd, he would not be stupid enough to stand up and admit it.

Besides, Yi Zhonghai was worried that he had broken some bones and wanted to go to the hospital right away.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he came to his senses and quickly said to the third uncle who was not far away,

"Uncle Three, Uncle One was injured. I need to take him to the hospital. Can I borrow your bike?"

"You want to borrow my bicycle? Sure!"

The third uncle nodded, but did not move back to push his bicycle.

"Uncle, go push the bicycle!"

Seeing this, Sha Zhu became extremely anxious and continued to urge him.

"Okay, I'll be there right away!"

The third uncle said he would go right away, but he just stood there motionless.

Yi Zhonghai knew at a glance that the third uncle wanted money.

Yi Zhonghai knew the character of the Third Uncle very well. If he wanted the Third Uncle to do something for him, he would definitely not do it unless he gave him some benefits.

Yi Zhonghai was in a hurry to go to the hospital and was too lazy to argue with the third uncle. He took out two cents from his pocket and said to the third uncle.

"Old Yan, can I borrow your bicycle to go to the hospital? These two cents are my reward!"

The old man took the two cents with a smile, and immediately flew back to push his bicycle, saying something.

"Old Yi, you can't delay any longer! You have to go to the hospital right away! It would be terrible if you really broke any bones!"

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