Green tea was read, the villain's family begged me to be happy
Chapter 13: Marquis Zhongyi, a gross illiterate!
[So how did they become friends later? ] Xu Wanying continued to ask.
[The Marquis of Loyalty took a fancy to someone, asked for her name, and went home to tell the old Marquis’ wife. The old Marquis’ wife naturally disagreed. How could the future ruler of the Marquis’s mansion marry a concubine’s daughter, even if she was from a high-ranking family? He knelt on the ground and begged that he would marry no one but Xiao Cen.]
[Tsk tsk, here comes another man who will not marry anyone but you. Oh, man!] Xu Wanying sneered.
[The Marquis of Loyalty thought that he could marry Xiao Cen by kneeling on the ground and not getting up, but this time the old marquis’ wife did not compromise. When the old marquis found out, she even beat him severely. He could not get out of bed for half a month.]
[After his wounds healed, he knelt again and was beaten again. He didn't get beaten for the third time, so he realized it wasn't worth it for a woman. He decided to find someone else.]
Xu Wanying couldn't help but click her tongue again when she heard this: [I don't think he has figured it out, but he is just afraid of getting beaten again.]
Marquis Zhongyi almost opened his mouth to answer. He had really thought it through and was not afraid of being beaten.
The men of the Jiang family have been learning martial arts since childhood, have thick skin and strong muscles, and have been beaten since childhood.
I am afraid of everything, except being beaten.
But when the words came to his lips, Cen gave him a glare, and he immediately changed direction and started coughing violently: "Cough cough cough!"
【This is unknown to the original master. He went to the temple to look for a woman with big breasts and a nice butt. At this time, Cen had no one to marry because of Yu Jingxuan's change of heart. Cen saw through the coldness of scholars, so she wanted to find a military general. She thought that a man with strong limbs and simple brains would be easier to control, and even if he betrayed her in the future, she could handle it. Therefore, she chose the Marquis of Loyalty and wrote him a poem that even a three-year-old child could understand. 】
Xu Wanying immediately became excited and said impatiently: [What poem? Come on, come on, I can't wait! ]
[One, two, three, four, march in step, I am waiting for fate in front. Don't look back when fate comes and goes, you and me under the peach tree.] The system recited this poem very quickly.
[Hahahaha——] Xu Wanying really wanted to clap her hands and laugh, but she tried hard to hold it back. There were people in the room.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
But she never expected that someone would actually look up and laugh loudly, doing something she dared not do.
This crisp laughter, like a silver bell ringing in the courtyard, seemed extremely abrupt.
Everyone immediately looked in the direction of the sound and saw Li Chunlan laughing loudly. When she realized something was wrong, she immediately closed her mouth with a red face, like a cooked prawn.
"Sister-in-law, what are you laughing at?" Xu Wanying couldn't help but ask.
Her voice was trembling: [System, please check quickly to see if there is anything unclean around here! Li Chunlan's smile is so scary, like she is possessed by a ghost!]
Li Chunlan wanted to roll her eyes. No, if there really is something unclean here, it can only be you and the system!
She stammered and was so anxious that sweat broke out on her head. She was afraid that Xu Wanying would become suspicious, so she quickly made up an excuse.
"I was just laughing at my father-in-law for coughing just now. His face looked like a monkey's butt!"
[No, she definitely wasn't laughing because of this, that's weird!]
Xu Wanying's serious and confident voice sounded, and everyone else immediately became nervous. Could it be that they had been guessed?
Marquis Zhongyi and Cen both frowned and looked at Li Chunlan with displeasure. She was really the kind of person who was always causing trouble but could not do anything helpful!
Li Chunlan stamped her feet in anxiety and said, "I am laughing at this Aunt Zhou. She served my father-in-law all night and walked so steadily. She could have gotten up in the morning to greet him. But she had to put on such a show in front of my mother-in-law. It's ridiculous!"
"Third sister-in-law, you know that I am slow to think. I just figured this out."
As she said this, she covered Pan Ge'er's ears with her hands again.
It’s a sin, it’s a sin. As a daughter-in-law, she shouldn’t be thinking about what goes on in her father-in-law’s room.
She even said it in public, mainly because she was forced by Xu Wanying. Anyway, as long as her third brother's wife believed it, she could just let the matter go.
Xu Wanying let out a long sigh and patted her chest pretending to be worried: "It's good that sister-in-law can explain it clearly. I thought sister-in-law was not feeling well!"
[System, you really can't underestimate anyone. Look at how fast Li Chunlan's brain works! ]
[If she hadn't said it, I wouldn't have realized it. This charming and charming Aunt Zhou served me all night, and the next morning she was still able to walk briskly. Her waist twisted like a water snake when she walked, but it was not affected at all. What does this show? It shows that the Loyalty Marquis is no longer able to do it, hahaha! ]
[People just have to accept their age. Don’t mess around with her when you’re this old. Aunt Zhou is still his favorite. He can’t mess with her anymore, hahaha! ]
[After a night of love, the girl has a rosy complexion and is unharmed. Look at this old man, his face is pale, his back is hunched, and his legs can't even be straightened! ]
Xu Wanying's sarcastic voice never stopped, with witty remarks and diss words one after another, coupled with the bursts of rampant laughter, which made the Loyalty Marquis' face sink to the bottom of the pot.
He clenched his teeth, straightened his back, and was about to faint.
Xu Wanying was unaware of the Lord of Loyalty's anger, and continued to complain: "My sister-in-law must have thought the same thing, so she couldn't help laughing like crazy. She was too embarrassed to say it, so she just made up an excuse."
Li Chunlan was almost crying. She looked at her father-in-law's increasingly gloomy face and broke out in a cold sweat.
Oh my god, she definitely didn't mean that!
Even if she had a hundred guts, she wouldn't dare to criticize her father-in-law for that! The third brother's wife wanted to kill her!
[Hahahaha, host, you are so right!] The system also clapped along, and the electronic laughter sounded extremely strange.
[Quick, quick, quick, while I'm in a good mood, let's expose more of this old man's scandals! What happened after his mother-in-law wrote this doggerel for him? Keep going! ]
[Loyal Marquis received the doggerel, read it for a few seconds, and then threw the paper away, cursing: "I hate people who are so pretentious. They have something to say but have to write a stupid poem. I don't understand it!"
As soon as the system said these two sentences, everyone present looked a little strange.
Ah, is the Marquis so illiterate?
Even Pan Ge'er looked at him in surprise. As the saying goes, old ginger is still spicy.
He is still not as good as his grandfather in terms of lack of knowledge and skills, and there is still a lot of room for improvement.
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