After hearing what the system said, Jiang Jinyu and Jiang Pan looked at each other and almost screamed.

What's going on? Why has my eldest brother's death come?

Xu Wanying hesitated for a moment: [Ah, how can it be related to him again? Does it cost a lot of energy? I am finally happy and have saved up this little energy. If I only eat this melon and it is gone, or even stop eating halfway, it doesn't seem to be worth it. ]

The aunt and niece of the Jiang family looked at each other and saw a look of panic on each other's faces.

No, this melon must be eaten!

Jiang Chengzhong is about to die. He is the eldest son of the Loyalty and Righteousness Mansion. If he dies, the Loyalty and Righteousness Mansion will be severely damaged.

The little fat boy was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, but he couldn't say it directly, so he could only use roundabout tactics.

"Aunt San, I only have two braids on my head. Aren't they too few? Would you like to help me braid another one?"

Xu Wanying was slightly startled. When she helped him put his hair down, which turned from a proper bun into two Nezha buns, he closed his eyes tightly and looked as if he was ready to die.

And now he has volunteered, and still feels that two braids are not enough.

"Hahaha, Pan Ge'er, you are addicted. I told you, no child can escape the attraction of Nezha's hairstyle. It's so beautiful, just like a doll in a New Year picture. If you paint the lips red, it will be really festive." She laughed heartily, obviously very happy.

Jiang Pan didn't hesitate for a second, and said eagerly: "Then paint it on. My mother once praised my beautiful lips. If they were born on a girl's face, they would definitely be very delicate. I used to dislike it, but now I think it's a good idea. It will definitely look better if it's painted red!"

"Ah?" Xu Wanying was really stunned this time.

She had just said it casually. Putting a red dot on his forehead was like asking for his life, so she had never mentioned putting on red lipstick before.

Unexpectedly, the little fat boy actually agreed and was very enthusiastic.

"Do you also use rouge to paint your red lips?" Pan Ge'er, wearing his red bow-tied hairband, ran over quickly.

He took the initiative to pick up the rouge box on the table and handed it to Xu Wanying with both hands, looking like he was waiting for someone to clean his neck.

"No, no rouge." Xu Wanying shook her head subconsciously, then reacted and asked immediately: "Are you serious? I just said it casually, it's okay not to put on red lips."

She immediately complained to the system: [System, is this little fat boy obsessed with this? Will he like to wear women's clothes when he grows up? Although he is free to wear whatever he wants, this is ancient times after all, and he is a member of the Jiang family, a military family. If he is known, his legs will be broken, right? ]

The fat boy, who was thinking about how to express his feelings, was speechless when he heard her words.

What's wrong with Third Aunt's brain? Why does she think differently from normal people?

He had no intention of dressing up so gaudy, and certainly did not want to become a New Year picture doll. As for wearing women's clothes in the future, that was simply nonsense.

The reason why he was so proactive was to make Third Aunt happy.

Only when Third Aunt is happy will she have endless energy. At this time, she will no longer feel distressed and will directly start to eat the melon about her father's death.

In order to find out when and how his father died, Jiang Pan used all his strength and threw aside all sense of shame.

The system asked doubtfully: [Why, the host feels sorry for his nephew? ]

Xu Wanying immediately denied: "How is that possible? I am so happy! If he wears women's clothes, I will personally make him up, and make him look like an internet celebrity. If he dances again, I will give him a reward on the spot and strive to become his top brother on the list."

[However, if I gave him a Nezha hairstyle and opened up some of his personal hobbies, if Li Chunlan finds out about it, my sister-in-law will tear me to pieces.]

It turned out that she was not worried that the little fat boy would be out of place, but was afraid of being hunted down by the little fat boy's mother.

"Aunt San, I am really willing. Ever since I tied these two braids and got the red dots on my forehead, I feel as if my Ren and Du meridians have been opened. A mysterious heat rises from the soles of my feet to the top of my head, and then flows back from the top of my head to the soles of my feet, forming a complete internal circulation."

"My whole body feels relaxed and energetic. If I put on this red lipstick, I will definitely be more passionate and become a martial arts genius!"

Jiang Pan's mouth opened and closed, and in order to show his willingness, he kept making up lies with his eyes open.

Because the lies were too outrageous, Jiang Jinyu on the side looked at him in disbelief. It was hard to imagine that these words came out of the mouth of her naughty nephew. He could even come up with several four-character idioms. It must have taken a lot of effort.

In fact, he heard all these words from Mr. Wu praising his uncle, and now he was just pouring them all over himself.

"Is it really so magical? That's great, come here, Third Aunt will make your lip balm a little redder! Hongmei, go get a new box of lip balm." Xu Wanying no longer refused, but happily ordered the maid to do things.

Soon, she applied a thick layer of lip balm on Jiang Pan's lips.

The effect of his flaming red lips was even redder than the lips of all the women present, as if he was about to eat a child when he opened his mouth.

"Third Aunt promises you that you are definitely the most handsome guy today. No one in the whole Wangjing is more festive than you! Go ahead, little warrior, with your Ren and Du meridians opened, and practice boxing to your heart's content!" Xu Wanying patted his shoulder affectionately, her voice trembling.

She looked very excited, with her face flushed red, but actually she was trying not to laugh.

[Hahahaha, system system, after the fat boy puts on red lips, he really looks like a New Year picture doll.]

Xu Wanying laughed wildly in her heart, and the laughter was deafening.

There was no mirror by the river, so he had no idea what he looked like at the moment. It was not until he heard Xu Wanying's uncontrollable laughter that he realized that he might look very scary at the moment.

He subconsciously turned his head to look at his aunt, trying to seek an answer from her, and saw Jiang Jinyu looking at him in surprise. When he looked over, Jiang Jinyu subconsciously turned her head away and closed her eyes, not wanting to have any eye contact with him.

The little fat man took a deep breath. He tried to stay calm and comforted himself in his heart: It’s nothing. I’m a real man. I just dressed a little ugly. Ugly is fine.

The system couldn't stand it anymore and reminded Xu Wanying: [Host, this system has detected that there is a photo of you when you were a child. Your makeup and hairstyle are exactly the same as Jiang Pan's, and you are riding on a small wooden horse. ]

Xu Wanying stopped laughing and snorted coldly: [Who told you to snoop into my privacy? What do you know? This makeup was popular back then.]

Finally she said the truth: [I can't be the only one who is ugly. I need to see other people who are also ugly to find some psychological balance.]

The system didn't speak, but silence is better than words at this moment.

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