Siheyuan: Pushing Huairu, the Prime Minister admits defeat

What Zhang Yunzhen never expected was that he had been waiting for such a long time with all his heart, even giving up his concentration and lurking and crawling forward in order to avoid alerting the enemy. He thought that at least he could get some credit, or at worst catch a thief, which would show his ability.

Who could have expected that he would catch Li Weijun's mistress in the dead of night? It was really funny. A weak village woman who couldn't even lift a chicken, couldn't carry anything, actually frightened him like he was facing a great enemy. It was really a bit of an insult to his identity as a guard.

What particularly surprised Zhang Yunzhen was that Jiang Yingying, the mistress, was not at all surprised or even stunned to find that there was another girl in Li Weijun's room.

You have to know that at this critical juncture, a man and a woman alone, anyone with a discerning eye would know that there was something fishy going on. Could Jiang Yingying be so magnanimous?

Or maybe Jiang Yingying was no longer surprised by this, and even liked the feeling of being in the spotlight...

No matter which possibility it was, Zhang Yunzhen felt envious. As a treacherous person, how could he not cause trouble for Li Weijun, so he cleared his throat and coughed.

Zhang Yunzhen said unhappily, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, female comrade, the person in the room is not Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu came last night. The one in the room today is a young girl in her twenties. We have been in the same room for several hours. I can't count what we have done..."

Zhang Yunzhen thought that he had spoken so bluntly that he had only short of exposing Li Weijun's work style problems. Even if Jiang Yingying had become accustomed to tacitly approving Qin Huairu's existence, it would probably be difficult for her to accept someone else interfering.

If this happened, Jiang Yingying would definitely make a fuss, and Li Weijun would then suffer from the heat and thirst outside the house, and there would be no way he could live comfortably.

However, what once again surprised Zhang Yunzhen was that when Jiang Yingying heard that there were other young and beautiful girls in Li Weijun's room, she was stunned for a moment, but did not become hysterical or make a fuss as he had imagined.

Instead, he was quite shocked and thought calmly for a moment, then he slapped his forehead as if he had suddenly realized something, secretly blaming himself for coming too late: "I knew that Qin Jingru, despite her young age, is a very cunning girl with many tricks and a lot of bad intentions. Look, she sneaked into the capital while I wasn't paying attention. No, I have to hurry back to the house to take a look, I can't let this little bitch enjoy the favor alone!"

Looking at Jiang Yingying who seemed to be vying for favor, Zhang Yunzhen felt helpless but also envious, especially when he learned from Jiang Yingying that in addition to her and Qin Huairu, there was actually a beautiful girl named Qin Jingru. Zhang Yunzhen felt so uncomfortable that he almost had a myocardial infarction.

What is this? Zhang Yunzhen asked himself. Although he went to Luosha Country to study and often served as a guard for important figures, he was like a blank sheet of paper in this regard.

The only time I came into contact with her was when I was studying in the Rakshasa Country. I followed the Rakshasa ghost and found a Rakshasa woman in a tavern...

Not to mention, Rakshasa women are truly the type that can only be admired from afar. Their shelf life and blooming period are too short. They are only about eighteen or nineteen years old, or around twenty years old. They are the type that are as beautiful as fairies, the type that will explode if you look at them for one more second.

But once a Rakshasa woman exceeds this age range, and after getting married and having children, even the most beautiful Rakshasa woman will quickly gain weight, and quickly transform from a tall and beautiful girl into a shrew with her hands on her hips, like a wine barrel.

Zhang Yunzhen had a deep understanding of this. Thinking back to that time, because of the first love affair, after finishing his studies in Luosha Country, Zhang Yunzhen was even reluctant to revisit his old place, intending to bring the Luosha woman with whom he had a brief romance back to their country to live a happy life.

But what he didn't expect was that in just one year, the former Miss Niu turned into Mrs. Niu. When she drank, her wine glass was bigger than a bowl. Not only was her figure seriously out of shape, but she gave people the impression of a shrew in the countryside.

Not to mention, white people are born with body odor. Not to mention contact, just smelling the pungent smell will make people want to find a crack in time and space to crawl into.

This is not an exaggeration. The reason why perfume is so popular in Europe is entirely because of the defects of the white race, which has created a booming market environment for perfume.

Because body odor is so difficult to cover up, bathing alone is of no help at all, so people can only study these unconventional methods and use perfume to cover up the unacceptable body odor.

In addition, something similar to perfume is still the well-known high heels. The inventor of high heels was the famous Sun King of Gallic Rooster. At that time, it was popular among the nobles not to take a bath.

Everyone was competing with each other about how many days they hadn’t taken a bath. They were proud of not taking a bath and ashamed of taking a bath. As the Sun King of the Gallic Rooster, this guy had only taken a bath a few times in his life...

The smell is not just pungent, it is equivalent to biological weapons.

In addition, the European continent was negligent about the sanitary environment at that time, the urban layout was irrational, and the underground pipelines were almost non-existent. Basically, there was feces everywhere in the city. In order to prevent feces from getting on clothes when walking on the road, the Sun King invented high heels...

It's similar to the principle of walking on stilts, where the heels are raised so that when you walk on a road full of sewage, even if your shoes get dirty, it won't get on your clothes.

As for the dress, the original intention of its invention is even more difficult to explain. It was simply to make it easier to urinate and defecate anywhere...

It is easy to imagine what the environment and level of Europe was like before modern times. It was just riding the wind of the times and reaping the benefits. The long years before that were equivalent to hell...

Not to mention that the Rakshasa Kingdom has always been oriented towards integrating into Europe, and has tried every means to pursue European culture, especially the Gallic rooster.

During the Romanov dynasty, most Russian nobles were proud of their Gallic rooster culture, with cultural salons, perfume to cover up body odor, dresses, high heels, and even they rushed to speak French.

So when Napoleon led his army on an expedition, it turned out that the Russian nobles mostly spoke French when talking to each other about military affairs, which made our Emperor feel like he was dreaming of the Gallic rooster for a moment...

It is normal to think about it. The cultural heritage of the Russian Kingdom is not that deep. When Genghis Khan was dominating Western Europe, the Russian Kingdom did not have a mature system and was only dependent on Genghis Khan as a tribe.

Later, when the descendants of Genghis Khan were divided and declining, the Russian Empire produced a so-called Peter the Great, who integrated the surrounding Russian people and proclaimed himself Tsar.

Therefore, it is not good to be too modest sometimes. Think about our culture that has been around for thousands of years, spanning the Eurasian continent, and throughout the dynasties, we have always been in the second place and striving for the first place, or even leading by a cliff-like advantage.

Apart from anything else, even during the Xuantong period, China's gross domestic product still ranked second in the world for a long time, which truly illustrates the saying "a lean camel is bigger than a horse."

But later on, we failed to catch up with the industrial wave and fell behind in every aspect, which led to a kind of self-pity and embarrassment in our bones.

They all think that foreign monks are better at chanting sutras and start to praise the good things about overseas countries.

Some even said that they took an overnight flight, as if they were in a hurry, just to rush to Xiaoliben to buy toilet lids...

Zhang Yunzhen did not mean to belittle himself. He truly felt that the girls in his country were better. They were all graceful and elegant, had soft and pretty faces, were well-educated, and were good at managing the household frugally. These were the girls who could truly live a good life.

As for those Luoshas who love drinking all day long, she is obviously a girl, but she can drink more than any man, and her voice and volume are so rough that it can't be any rougher.

Zhang Yunzhen sincerely felt that girls from his country were better. Apart from anything else, at least he could marry her and grow old with her. She wouldn't have body odor and age quickly. He obviously married a daughter-in-law, but after a few years it felt like he married an old woman.