Siheyuan: Pushing Huairu, the Prime Minister admits defeat

Kyoto, Chaoyang District

In the middle of summer, at midnight, a Rolls-Royce with the flying goddess logo printed on it sped past.

The car stopped steadily on the side of the road. After shaking violently for a while, the window slowly opened and a slender arm stretched out. He was holding a cigarette and flicking out the ashes very leisurely.

"Gao Lanyun, you bitch, you're keeping a gigolo behind my back!"

On the roadside, the car window was open. A handsome man with a very bad temper rushed out from the bushes, dancing vigorously with the crocodile leather belt in his hand.

"Jin Zhengming, why are you here!"

The two people in the car were obviously a little panicked, but they had no choice but to let two handsome men and beautiful women get out. The woman was about 180cm tall and had a beautiful face.

The man had sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, a wolf-tailed hairstyle and an extraordinary appearance. At this moment, he was leisurely sipping a soft drink.

"What bad luck! I got caught again..."

Qin Feng murmured, blew out a smoke ring, glanced at the couple who were fighting with each other, and silently called the police.

Then he put the bank card he had worked so hard for into his pocket, patted his butt and was about to leave.

Ding! The host stood by and watched with nothing done in front of the beauty. He was a blockhead among blocks. Because the host was at the extreme, the straight male system of the universe was loading! "

A blue progress bar then appeared in front of Qin Feng.

In almost the blink of an eye, the progress bar loaded to 100%.

"Ding! The Straight Man System of All Worlds has been loaded and is binding to the host!

System cheats!

Damn! It’s finally here!

It has been almost a year since Qin Feng came into this world.

A year ago, he was a bootlicker who had just ended his relationship. His girlfriend cheated on him because he had no car or house. On a rainy night, he was drunk and lying under a tree, and was struck by lightning.

When I woke up, I found myself in a strange world.

He became an ordinary college student without parents. Unfortunately, this parallel world was highly similar to Blue Star. It had everything that Blue Star had. Qin Feng had no chance to display his talents and could only live by eating gigolos.

Of course, being a gigolo is not important. Qin Feng has to admire his own abilities. It is women who make money for him to spend. After all, not everyone has the capital to be a gigolo.

The important thing is, he seemed to be cursed, and his ex-wife would find out after only three days of living off him.

This girl named Gao Lanyun was a second-rate singer who married an impotent real estate boss. Qin Feng had been eyeing her for half a month before he succeeded.

Qin Feng almost lost his sponsor who was beautiful and had a sweet voice because of exercising in the car. Fortunately, the system came at this time and it really was a timely relief.

"Straight man system, what is your role?" Qin Feng asked excitedly in his mind.

"Ding! The Straight Man System of All Worlds is activated"

"Host: Qin Feng"

Level: 1

"Scumbag points: 0."

"Special skill: a stunningly handsome face."

"Backpack props: None."

"Wealth: 10 yuan."

"Ding! This system is the Straight Man System of All Worlds. Whenever the host angrily scolds the goddesses of the heavens and causes them pain, the corresponding straight man points will be increased, which can be exchanged and drawn in the system mall!"

To confront the goddess? To be a straight man? To make her suffer?

I'm good at it! It's tailor-made for me!

"Gao Lanyun, you poor fellow, you want to support me with just 100,000 yuan? You are just daydreaming. Am I such a shameless person? You are such a scumbag! Meeting someone like you makes me sick!"

Qin Feng took a look at Gao Lanyun and her husband who were fighting with each other, and suddenly he was possessed by a straight man god, pointing at Gao Lanyun and attacking crazily.

Gao Lanyun, who was fighting fiercely, was stunned. Jin Zhengming, the real estate king who was cheated, was also stunned. They all turned their eyes to Qin Feng.

"Ding, the host's viciousness has dealt a heavy blow to the A-level goddess Gao Lanyun. Gain 20 straight man points and obtain the god-level singing skill!"

Listening to the system prompt, Qin Feng cursed even more vigorously as if he had been injected with chicken blood: "You are still bragging that you are the queen of the music industry. I am too lazy to say anything to you. If you take off the sound card, the donkey in the production team can sing better than you!"

Negative emotions from Gao Lanyun, straight man points +5, +1, +1

Seeing that it worked, Qin Feng smiled evilly: "As a public figure, you fart, grind your teeth, and burp. The key is that you play games very badly and like to ride on other people's heads. If you don't get beaten, who will?"

Negative emotions from Gao Lanyun, straight man points +5, +5, +5

Gain intermediate singing skills.

One from Balenciaga.

The chaos of the three people attracted the attention of other people nearby:

"What's going on? Why did this guy start scolding? Look, the girl was scolded so much that she even dropped her high heels!..."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, didn't you see that? You can tell from one look that the girl fell in love with the rich man, but couldn't bear to leave her boyfriend, so she started a group sex, and ended up being discovered by two big brothers at the same time."

"Oh! This is too normal. Nowadays, all the girls are too picky. This guy is really dressed too poorly. No wonder this girl doesn't like him!"

"Yes, yes. I see this woman is wearing revealing clothes and her stockings are torn. How intense must the fight have been!"

Gao Lanyun: ...

Kim Jong-myeong: …