Siheyuan: Pushing Huairu, the Prime Minister admits defeat

The night is long and the cool breeze is everywhere.

For a professional ranger, eavesdropping is a required skill. The eavesdropper must not only hide his body, but also have clear ears and eyes and a calm mind.

Being impetuous, frivolous and reckless will not last long.

Before meeting Lin Chaosheng, Song Junwan always thought that she was the leader in the world of rangers and the big sister in the world of eavesdroppers.

More than ten years of career as a ranger have trained her to have strong nerves.

No matter how obscene, shameless, erotic or tempting the words are, she can keep a clear head, not be troubled, and can enter the state of meditation like an old monk at any time.

But when she pricked up her ears to eavesdrop on the movements in the bathroom, she admitted that her defenses had been breached and her face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

What are these called?

Apart from a few dry shouts of "My dear, you are so bad", there was no other movement. At least you could shout a few times that touches the soul, and it would be best if it could make a soft and vibrato sound.

As a result, he was like a piece of wood, unable to fart for a long time. He was so delicate and artificial, really so delicate and artificial!

Have you been bullying me for staying unmarried for so many years?

Don’t you think about it? I have been eavesdropping for decades. I have never eaten pork, but how could I not have seen a pig run?

"Could it be that the two of them noticed something was wrong and so they put on a show in front of me?"

The more she thought about it, the more this seemed possible. Song Junwan looked at the brittle tiles on the eaves with some distress.

The tiles on the bathroom were specially made by the craftsmen and could not bear the weight, otherwise she would have climbed to the roof and seen what was going on inside.

It wouldn't be like it is now, where what we see through the crack in the door is so confusing that we can't get any valuable information at all.

In the room, Lin Chaosheng got goosebumps when he heard this.

After hesitating for a moment, he couldn't help but ask, "Queen Mother, are you a virgin?"

Seeing Lin Chaosheng questioning her, Empress Dowager Xiao, who was trying hard to perform, felt as if a sore spot had been poked and hurriedly denied it.

"nonsense!"

"I entered the palace when I was 15 years old and have served the Emperor wholeheartedly for five years. If not, if not for the miscarriage that year..."

Empress Dowager Xiao's voice became lower and lower, and she was almost burying her head in the water.

"Well, if that's the case, then you have experience?"

"I have a question. Why can you shout so awkwardly when you have experience? Queen Mother, if you are bored and want to act, you have to act well. If you really can't, can I help you?"

Lin Chaosheng’s idea was simple, to help the empress dowager share her worries and solve her problems.

Although the Queen Mother may suffer from intermittent mental illness and likes to perform stand-up comedy, she is still very beautiful.

As the honorary president of the Senior Appearance Association, Lin Chaosheng feels it is necessary to follow his heart and care for the disadvantaged groups.

"Huh? You've been castrated into a eunuch, how can you help?"

Empress Dowager Xiao glanced at Lin Chaosheng, who had a smirk on his face, and knew with her toes that this guy was up to no good.

"Your Majesty, in addition to studying, I also like to practice martial arts for self-defense. However, I am short of money, so I can only learn from a hermit master and learn the secret technique of training two fingers."

Lin Chaosheng's face was full of sorrow, as if he was recalling the hard times before he became successful.

At that time, he was still the son of an ordinary tenant in Jiangling City, wearing a short and coarse robe and having no extra money at home.

I was so hungry that my stomach was rumbling and my face was pale.

If Lin Chaosheng had not seized the opportunity when he was six years old and plagiarized Luo Binwang's Ode to the Goose in front of several clan elders, thus making a name for himself, he would probably still be a rough countryman now.

"You can only exercise two fingers?"

Empress Dowager Xiao was somewhat shocked: "Is there such a martial art in this world? I was a master before I entered the palace. Don't lie to me."

After a long sigh, Lin Chaosheng lowered his voice and his face looked gloomy.

"Your Majesty, I swore to my mentor that I would not reveal his name, but since you don't believe me, I can only go against my mentor's instructions and tell you this person for now. Please come closer."

Seeing that Lin Chaosheng spoke so mysteriously, Empress Dowager Xiao also became interested and carefully poked her head out of the water.

As she got closer to Eunuch Lin, she became even more confused when she heard the man's name: "Katō?"

"That's right! When my master was traveling around the world, he encountered a storm and accidentally drifted from Fusang to Da Zhou. Seeing that I was talented, he taught me this two-finger secret technique!"

Lin Chaosheng explained with a sigh on his face, and then he made up a story: "What a pity, what a pity that this secret technique is too powerful and cannot be used easily. The Queen Mother is a martial artist, so her muscles and bones must be very flexible. It's just right for her to see this exotic technique!"

Empress Dowager Xiao was a little confused by his tricks, and she really wanted to experience some foreign martial arts, so she hesitated and said, "How about, how about giving it a try?"

"I've been waiting for your words!"

"I have to sit here with you on an empty stomach late at night. If you don't give me some compensation, I won't be able to sleep peacefully at night!"

Lin Chaosheng was overjoyed when he got the answer. He made a secret gesture with two fingers and was about to pounce on his prey like a hungry tiger.

However, he did not expect that an extremely cold dagger would be pressed against his throat.

Empress Dowager Xiao frowned her beautiful eyes, her expression as cold as ice.

"Could it be that Mr. Lin is taking advantage of me because I don't read? Didn't this so-called Kato's Hand appear in the ukiyo-e painting of a young scholar from Jiangling last year? Do you really think I am ignorant?"

"Ah? The Queen Mother has seen it! Well, this is a misunderstanding!"

Lin Chaosheng was ashamed and felt very depressed.

Oops, he had forgotten about this!

Last year, when he was drinking wine, he couldn't resist the wine forced by the bookstore owner, and he painted a few more paintings under the name of Jiangling Little Scholar.

When he went to Beijing this year, he talked about this interesting story with the owner of a bookshop and unexpectedly learned that the famous scene in the book was sold for a thousand taels of silver by Kato.

He was still depressed at that time. Who would have the leisure time to spend a lot of money to buy such things?

Now it seems that Empress Dowager Xiao, this pretty lady with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has not learned her lesson. She has not learned her lesson!

"Queen, we can discuss this. Put down the dagger first. The hand of Kato doesn't seem to be in the book."

Lin Chaosheng's mouth was bitter. What is this called? This is called digging a hole to fill yourself up, or simply tying yourself up in a cocoon.

Drinking caused all the trouble, it’s all the fault of that bookstore owner back then!

"Oh?"

"Do you know exactly what it means? Or is it that the little scholar from Jiangling who was despised by the scholars is actually Lin Zhuangyuan himself?"

Empress Dowager Xiao stood up from the bathtub like a lotus emerging from water and stared at Lin Chaosheng. The sight was astonishing.

But the person involved, Lin Chaosheng, had a dazed look on his face and his thighs were trembling.

With a dagger on his neck, no matter how charming Empress Dowager Xiao was, he could not enjoy it. He just wanted to find an excuse to leave quickly.

"Your Majesty, I have to pee urgently!"

Lin Chaosheng's tone was almost pleading. Who said that serving a king is like serving a tiger?

Accompanying the Queen Mother is also accompanying a tiger!

Still a complete tigress.

"Young Master Jade-faced, don't be so boring."

"From what you just said, you seem to understand a lot. How about Lin Zhuangyuan acting out this scene? Shout a few times for me to hear and learn from my experience, so that I won't be accused of being inexperienced."

Empress Dowager Xiao looked Lin Chaosheng up and down and said threateningly.

Lin Chaosheng felt a chill down his spine and stammered, "Queen Mother, stop joking. How can a man speak like a woman?"

"So you want to refuse?"

Empress Dowager Xiao played with the dagger with a playful look on her face.

This jade dagger is made of an unknown jade stone and is shaped like a fish arc. It can easily cut hair.

"Queen Mother, I can shout, can't I shout?"

A real man can bend and stretch. Lin Chaosheng, with a sad face, began to imitate the classic scenes he had seen in his previous life with a false voice.

For a moment, the whole room was filled with embarrassing sounds...