Siheyuan: I can always stay out of it
Chapter 210 The miserable Xu Damao
There were already quite a few people watching, and many people from the courtyard ran out to see what happened to Xu Damao.
But the door of Xu Damao's house was closed. When Chen Xu arrived, many people stood at their doorsteps to watch, wanting to see what was happening.
Chen Xu knocked on the door despite everyone's gossiping face. The door opened quickly and Lou Xiao'e looked panicked.
"Chen Xu, come in quickly, I think Xu Damao is dying..."
Chen Xu was puzzled. He was fine while eating just now, but now he couldn't. Moreover, he could hear Xu Damao howling with all his might when he was standing at the door. If he was really in such a bad condition, he wouldn't have the energy to do that.
"Help..."
Xu Damao was now rolling on the ground. Seeing the two men still struggling, he immediately called for help.
Chen Xu also felt that the problem was quite serious. Xu Damao was a very tough guy. He had been able to withstand all kinds of beatings from Sha Zhu, but now his voice was distorted.
Chen Xu entered the room and closed the door, blocking the view of people outside, and then went up to check on Xu Damao's condition.
It wouldn’t matter if he didn’t look at it, but once he looked at it, Chen Xu was stunned.
"Send him to the hospital, and as soon as possible."
Chen Xu mentioned Xu Damao and left, and Lou Xiaoe followed behind with tears in her eyes.
The people outside looked at Chen Xu carrying Xu Damao out with gossipy expressions on their faces.
"Xiao Chen..."
"It's an emergency, probably appendicitis or something. I'll take Xu Damao to the hospital first. Let's get out of the way..."
Chen Xu made up an excuse and walked out through the path made by the crowd.
Xu Damao is now unconscious, and it is obvious that he has reached his limit.
First aid outdoors.
Chen Xu and Lou Xiao'e stared at each other. Silly E'e looked innocent and avoided Chen Xu's gaze.
"Remember to rinse your mouth first next time..."
Chen Xu said this without blushing or beating his heart. Lou Xiao'e was almost fuming instantly, and she covered her face and fled from his sight.
Chen Xu sighed for Xu Damao in his heart. This guy was so unlucky. He finally made some progress, but it ended up being a failure. He didn't know if there would be any sequelae.
After all, the space has been repaired, so this little thing shouldn't be a big problem. At most, I'll just suffer a little and have some psychological trauma.
But on the other hand, Chen Xu also felt that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e knew a lot. They were already playing so wildly before they even started. He didn't know whether it was Xu Damao who taught them or Lou Xiao'e who knew how to do it herself.
You have to know that people in that era were still very conservative about this kind of thing. Chen Xu himself occasionally played it, but that was entirely because he taught him. Lin Chan had only a vague understanding of this aspect, so he just believed whatever he said.
As for these two guys, they just finished eating the Hunan cuisine made by Chen Xu and then did this without rinsing their mouths. No one else can do this.
Lou Xiao'e, who appeared next to Chen Xu again, was obviously much more relaxed. Perhaps she also had the intention of giving up everything. Anyway, it was already embarrassing enough, and she didn't care if it became more embarrassing.
Chen Xu did not mean to laugh at Lou Xiao'e. After all, Lou Xiao'e was a woman and not his best friend, so there were many things he could not say to her.
His eyes swept across Lou Xiao'e's lips and then moved away, but Lou Xiao'e, who was now super sensitive, noticed it. Silly Lou Xiao'e suddenly showed signs of turning into a steam engine.
"What are you looking at..."
Lou Xiao'e became angry out of shame.
Chen Xu rolled his eyes and ignored her. He would not ask for trouble by reasoning with a woman, especially since Lou Xiao'e was still in an excited state.
"Xu Damao is probably not going to recover in a short time. Should we notify his parents first?"
Chen Xu suggested, changing the subject.
"Well, forget it..."
Lou Xiao'e instantly shook her head like a rattle. It would be fine if Chen Xu knew about this, but if it was made public, she would be too ashamed to face anyone.
"Then someone has to take care of Xu Damao. Will you come?"
"I'll come if I want..."
Lou Xiao'e immediately said that she would take care of Xu Damao as long as no one else was notified.
Chen Xu naturally understood what this silly girl was thinking, so he didn't force her.
The two of them could still hear Xu Damao's screams at the door of the emergency room. Obviously, he had woken up again.
The doctors were also helpless. They had only seen such injuries a few times in their entire medical career. After all, who would be so bored as to feed chili peppers to their second brother?
If we disinfect it, it seems to be more serious. If we don’t disinfect it, it will become so swollen.
It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one, so let’s disinfect it.
At least the doctor used disinfectant instead of alcohol like Liu Guangqi used last time, but it made little difference to Xu Damao. He woke up immediately in pain and was howling louder than anyone else.
Chen Xu inexplicably felt a bit spicy and hot under his body, as if he could empathize with her.
After all, the man would shudder at the thought of this kind of thing, it's too deceptive.
Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to raise her head while sitting on the stool. She had finally made up her mind to give Xu Damao some sweetness, but in the end Xu Damao didn't get to taste the sweetness, but tasted the spiciness, which was much more horrible than the usual burning anus.
Chen Xu didn't know what to say for a moment. After all, this was someone else's private matter. Even if he had a good relationship with the two of them, he couldn't say much. All he could do now was to conceal the matter.
As for how long the secret can be kept secret, it is hard to say. After all, the last story about Xu Damao and the sow was also spread from the hospital. But this time, Xu Damao himself will probably have to take the blame.
After all, they haven't gotten married yet. If they knew what happened, it would definitely not sound good if it were told to others.
As for why Xu Damao fed his second brother chili peppers, this remains to be studied. Maybe he thought that the spicy taste could stimulate his second brother to grow again...
But it doesn't matter. Xu Damao's reputation isn't that good anyway, and this time it's just a few more jokes. Too much debt is no worry, so I guess Xu Damao doesn't care about these.
"Chen Xu, do you think I'm a bad woman..."
When Lou Xiao'e raised her head again, her eyes were already covered with tears. For a virgin girl, it was fine for her to do that for a man. After all, no one would know about the overly intimate actions between a couple behind closed doors.
Now that I've been discovered by Chen Xu, I feel like I'm too embarrassed to face anyone.
"You think too much."
Chen Xu did not comfort Lou Xiao'e. It was not his turn to comfort someone else's wife. Moreover, this kind of thing might be a little out of line for people of this era, but for him, who knew a hundred and eighty postures, it was child's play.
He and Lin Chan played even more extravagantly than this.
"Remember, Xu Damao did it himself. It has nothing to do with you."
Chen Xu still gave a warning, lest this silly girl lose her brain.
"what?"
Lou Xiao'e was a little confused. She didn't understand why Chen Xu put the blame on Xu Damao, although both she and Xu Damao were responsible for this matter.
Chen Xu had a headache. Sha Ezi really lived up to her reputation as a fool. She had no sense of crisis at all.
"Are you really expecting some explosive news to come out before you even get married?"
After hearing Chen Xu's explanation, Lou Xiao'e finally came to her senses and nodded hurriedly. She felt a little sorry for Xu Damao, but this way of handling it was undoubtedly the best.
Lou Xiao'e also knew the horror of some rumors, and she looked at Chen Xu with some gratitude in her eyes.
If Chen Xu hadn't been there, given the current situation, the news would have spread throughout the Siheyuan. Tomorrow, Lou Xiao'e would probably be famous in the whole city, and at least she would definitely be branded as someone who was not disciplined.
This is simply unimaginable for a girl who has not yet married.
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