Ultra: The Bizarre Adventures of Dark Lopus!

"Hum hum…"

Luochuan walked on the path, feeling happy.

"Well, I wonder if she will be happy if I give her this?" Thinking of this, Luo Chuan stopped.

"Do you want to give one to Renlong as well?"

"Forget it? Renlong probably doesn't like these. It would be better to bring the Victory Crystal Core over. Renlong might be happier."

Luochuan nodded and made the decision happily.

And a certain holy beast in a certain world with a Victory Crystal on its back suddenly shuddered. For some reason, he had a bad premonition.

At this time, in Zero and his friends' cabin.

“This package is right!”

The Fire Warrior kept dressing up on Zero, while the Mirror Knight threw an apple boredly on the side, watching the Fire Warrior dressing up Zero.

At this time, Zero was dressed like Lan and wearing a well-fitting suit.

The Fire Warrior took two steps back, looked Zero up and down carefully, then nodded with satisfaction.

"Well! Even though the method was wrong, the image is definitely important!"

"Before, you must have been disliked by Luochuan and the others because you looked too sloppy." The Flame Warrior nodded affirmatively.

"I've seen this outfit before. It's something humans would wear in formal and serious occasions, and it looks very smart. You can't go wrong with this outfit!"

"Alas." Zero sighed, and then he leaned his head around the Fire Warrior and asked the Mirror Knight.

"Mirror, do you think it's more likely that Luochuan will hit me or Honglian this time?"

"Um…"

Mirror Knight caught the apple and gave the answer after thinking for two and a half seconds.

"I don't think either of you can escape."

Snapped!

Zero snapped his fingers, as if to say that it was just as he expected, and then put his hands on his hips.

"It seems I'm not the only one who feels this way, so I better take it off."

As Zero was about to take off his clothes, a figure suddenly appeared between the three of them and roared!

"Fuck the anti-pornography campaign! Men stand on the left! Women stand on the right! Those who are neither male nor female stand in the middle!"

"Hold the grass!!!"

The fire warrior was startled and kicked Luochuan.

when! ! !

“Hiss…Ah~”

The Fire Warrior fell to the ground holding his legs.

Luo Chuan: “…………”

"What happened to him? Why is he lying on the ground?"

Luochuan asked Zero and Mirror Knight with curiosity.

"Eh?"*2

"Pfft... I don't know. When I first arrived, I saw him lying on the ground." Zero reacted and explained while holding back his laughter.

"Haha, Luochuan, you're still so fond of joking. How have you been lately?"

The Mirror Knight walked forward, helped up the Fire Warrior, and asked Luochuan.

Luo Chuan put one hand on his waist, looking like he was really awesome.

"Not bad. Occasionally I protect world peace, fight monsters, and raise two pets. Life is pretty comfortable."

Hearing the word "little pet", two little monsters popped their heads out of Luochuan's pocket.

"Wow! Wow!"

Little Talent poked Luochuan with a meteor hammer, expressing his dissatisfaction with the word "pet".

"Jadon..."

Jetton didn't care, he picked up a Sphia sphere and put it in his mouth.

Mirror Knight heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this and smiled, "I'm glad you're okay."

Zero curled his lips in disdain and whispered to Mirror Knight.

"In fact, I have always doubted the authenticity of his corruption during that period. He is now very good at playing with the dark power. How can it be said that he was corrupted? I think he is lying to us again."

Bang!

"oops!"

Luo Chuan teleported to Zero's side and gave him a slap on the head!

"Fuck you! I tried my best to help you even after being corrupted, but you actually doubted me!"

"Next time something happens, you'll have to handle it yourself. I won't help you anymore!"

"Hiss! I was wrong, I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted you. It hurts."

Zero covered his head and cried out in pain. Mirror Knight smiled and explained for Zero.

"In fact, Zero was very worried about you during the time when you were corrupted. If it weren't for the sudden incident in the Kingdom of Light, I think... Zero would have come to find you."

Luo Chuan crossed his arms over his chest, raised his head and snorted with disdain.

"Humph, who wants his help? He will only hinder me. If I hadn't blocked that attack for him in the Kingdom of Light, he would have become a mindless spark puppet long ago."

Zero was stunned, then suddenly realized!

"So it was really you at that time!"

"Nonsense! Who else can help you at that time except me!"

"That's right!" The fire warrior slid to Luochuan's side and hugged Luochuan's shoulders!

"Who am I, Luo Ge? I am the hero who defeated Belia and saved the entire universe! A mere Hyper Zetton wants to corrupt Luo Chuan? Dream on!"

"What a mere Hypergeton."

Zero looked at the Fire Warrior speechlessly, and suddenly had the urge to use the Shield of Paraji to open a time-space channel and throw the Fire Warrior to that time.

But after thinking about it, Zero gave up this tempting idea. "Forget it, forget it, we are brothers, we can't do that."

Luo Chuan looked at Zero's formal suit and asked curiously.

"By the way, Cero, why are you dressed so formally?"

"Ah? This..."

"Hmm...oh, isn't there a difference between planets? I was thinking of finding a set of clothes that Earthlings wear. Do you think this is a good idea?"

"Uh... okay?"

Luo Chuan nodded reluctantly. After all, who would wear a suit for no reason? Salesman?

However, Luo Chuan did not stop him. After all, when Zero merges with Ren in the future, won't he just wear a suit and do business outside every day?

"It can be considered as early adaptation, right? Haha."

"By the way, let's stop reminiscing about the past. I have something to discuss with you."

"You need us for something?"

Cero and the others were a little surprised.

"Tell me what you want. If there's anything we can do to help, we'll definitely help!"

"Ahem... I want to hold a birthday party for my sister, and I'm short of help. All three of you come and help me."

"………"*3

The three of them fell into a brief silence.

Luo Chuan looked at the three motionless people and frowned.

"What? Are you unhappy? If you're unhappy, forget it. I don't have to look for you."

"No, no, no! With pleasure! Very happy to do so!"

The three people reacted and realized that it was a good thing that Luochuan asked them for help.

Mirror Knight straightened his clothes and said, "I can design the venue. The Emerana royal family is quite satisfied with the design of our two-dimensional family. Perhaps it won't be too bad for you."

"I can go call the captain and the others over! It will be more fun with more people! We can even set off fireworks for you in space!"

"I! I can... uh... that..." Zero was stunned. What could he do? Beat up a little monster for Loge to see?

"You can, you can, you can what? Just tell me, I want to see what you can say today."

Luochuan smiled and looked at the hesitant Cero.

Zero's nervous brain cells are being consumed crazily.

"Yes...I can...Oh! I figured it out!"

Zero slapped his forehead and said, "I can ask Hikari-senpai to make a gift!"

"Hmm? This kid really figured it out?"

"Haha, forget it!" Luo Chuan waved his hand.

"Don't bother with that. Just set up the venue a little bit. It's not difficult."

"As for the three captains of Jiligalagululu, there's no need to call them over. Just go up and perform a show."

"It's Captain Jiru, Garu and Gulu."

"Oh, same thing, same thing."

"As for you, Zero, go make a cake. A big one."

"Okay! Leave it to me!"

Zero promised solemnly.

"That's it, remember, don't let Loge know, understand?"

"Yeah!"*3

Loge poked his head out from behind Luochuan and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Brother, what's the matter that you don't want me to know?"

∑(;°Д°)

Σ(゜゜)

ヽ(?? ?)?

∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

“Fuck!!!”*4