Pokémon: Thunder Shatters the Darkness

When the little Taoist boy and his bear disciple arrived at the battlefield, Yang Xiao was leisurely with his hands in his pockets, frantically comforting the red-faced boy with words.

On the premise that he would not take action and the Pokémon had not yet appeared, Yang Xiao chose to lead the army and set sail again.

"Toad."

"I have a name. My name is..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen."

While Yang Xiao was releasing the superb air conditioning button sound, he looked at him calmly: "In the future, don't brag about your big heart while being upset about my ignoring you..."

The words have not yet fallen.

Yang Xiao suddenly frowned and asked tentatively: "By the way, can't you be gay?"

A boy's blush speaks louder than any love words.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this topic that makes you sad."

Yang Xiao smiled slightly:

"I'm going to ask you an IQ test question. Suppose you are a bus driver. Five people get on the bus, four get off, seven more get on, two get off, two more get on, and no one gets off. Please tell me..."

The young man was panting like Guan Gong, but his mind was inadvertently thinking about Yang Xiao's IQ questions.

But in just a few seconds, he came up with the answer.

Is this also called a problem?

"of course……"

Yang Xiao calmly asked him: "Excuse me, what is the driver's last name?"

The boy's voice stopped suddenly.

He clenched his teeth and clenched his fists hard: "Are you kidding me?"

"……Ah."

Yang Xiao showed an impolite and obvious smile: "Of course it's Wuming, idiot, I already said that if you are the driver... Toad is mentally retarded."

Ok, Boomerang is back to the sad topic again.

"Yang Xiao!"

The young man screamed at the top of his lungs: “Ahhhhhhhhhh!”

"Toad High Note."

Yang Xiao shook his head regretfully: "Everyone has their own way. Anyway, I wish you success..."

"Wish you x!"

The boy's eyes were red and his mouth was wide open as if he was about to spit out raging flames. It was obvious that his emotions were already highly aroused.

Yang Xiao said: "...The Toad is eternal, and will be passed down forever for you. Look at my mouth shape."

The boy looked at the mouth of the man in front of him in a trance.

Yang Xiao smiled slightly, his white teeth chattering up and down: "Toad Ouch Man."

The boy's figure swayed.

When you are in emotional conflict, if the other person always looks calm and composed, it will make you feel even more uncomfortable.

This is how teenagers feel now.

You can't scold him anymore because he has never experienced this.

I kept repeating the same few swear words over and over again.

Although in most cases swear words are more direct and powerfully offensive, there is really nothing you can do when faced with a soft knife cutting your flesh.

Feeling the trainer's anger, young Kiras also looked at Yang Xiao viciously.

This expression is exactly the same as the one on which the Squirtle that had not yet evolved stood beside Wang Bingbing when he was judging him.

Pooh.

Young Kiras spat on the ground, stared at Yang Xiao, and gently raised his right foot, obviously preparing to exert force.

"Huha."

Apprentice Bear anxiously struggled to break free from the little Taoist boy's arms, and began to kick the ground with his short legs.

Although from a sideline perspective, it looks incredibly funny.

But if you look at it from Little Kiras's perspective, it's not that interesting.

Because after a few seconds of running, Apprentice Bear's expression instantly changed from anxious to stern.

As the emotions change, the power hidden in the body, ready to go at any time, also bursts out.

The long-lost art of tile splitting returns.

“Wow.”

The Taoist priest took two steps back exaggeratedly and stood right behind the stubborn stone.

And at some point, the indifferent hyperactive monkey and the throwing monkey holding a tape recorder stood on his left and right respectively.

Although the two monkeys had different expressions, they were both concentrating on every move of the bear apprentice and the little Kiras.

It was as if to prevent them from getting carried away and indiscriminately attacking the surroundings, and eventually accidentally hurting the Taoist.

The war is about to break out.

There was no referee to announce the start or end of the match. There was only an adult and two little kids watching the fight with great interest.

This resulted in a battle that was very much like an ordinary gunfight in the wild, which could break out suddenly in the next second due to a quarrel or for interests.

...

Facing the whistling sound that broke through the air, young Kiras's expression also became serious.

Its knees sank instinctively, trying to avoid the loud sound of the tiles breaking.

However, Apprentice Bear’s proficiency in this move is such that he can adjust the direction of attack according to the opponent’s movements.

Can't avoid it!

Although the young man was gritting his teeth in indignation, he saw the scene clearly.

Obviously, he also has the key combat rationality.

"Young Kiras!"

The time-stop commentary that was difficult for outsiders to understand appeared in a hurry.

But it was obvious that he didn't have enough time to hit Varudo this time: "Get out of the way..."

Before the divine skill was uttered, young Kiras had already made his decision.

When the trainer does not give timely instructions, Pokémon will often follow their own temperament and use appropriate solutions.

For example, the current young Kiras.

It did not continue to retreat in the face of difficulties, but chose to face the challenges head-on after realizing that it could not avoid them.

Dark brown energy flashed from its exposed teeth.

At the moment when the splitting tile had already hit young Kiras, it also exchanged injuries with a malicious kiss on the shoulder of the bear apprentice.

boom--

The dust from the explosion quickly swept away the vision of the people around, making it impossible for anyone to see clearly what was happening in the center.

Yang Xiao's brows suddenly frowned slightly, and the smile on his face that was satisfied with stimulating the young man gradually faded.

The sound isn't right.

Although it couldn't see the picture, it could hear the muffled groan that the bear apprentice just let out.

Taking advantage of the smoke so that no one could see his expression clearly, Yang Xiao decisively lowered his head, his pupils shaking slightly, and it was obvious that he was quickly calculating something in his mind.

next second.

Swish!

A grayish-white figure flew out from the smoke, and when it fell to the ground from the air, it couldn't control its strength and took a few steps back, even retreating to Yang Xiao's feet.

On its shoulder, a tooth mark was particularly obvious, and hot blood instantly flowed down.

This made Apprentice Bear look extremely angry.

hula-

The smoke gradually dissipated, revealing the second-generation quasi-god Pokémon standing on the ground in front of the boy, with its chest heaving violently.

The young Kiras was breathing so heavily that his hard skin was even a little concave, which made his eyes full of shock when he looked at his bear apprentice.

Obviously.

The first round of the fight between the two sides ended in a draw.