Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

"It's bad! My dad hasn't recovered yet!"

"Mom, you have to give him some!"

Seeing that his father was still in a daze, Yan Jiecheng quickly urged his mother to give him another slap!

See! I felt that my father was not afraid of my mother at all.

So a slap won’t do the trick!

"Still fighting?!"

The second aunt slapped her hand so hard that it felt hot and painful!

She had no choice but to try again with her other hand...

"Wait a minute! Stop fighting!"

When Yan Bugui saw his wife raising her hand again, he was so scared that he quickly covered his face and dodged.

He wasn't just unable to recover from the blow, he was just stunned by the beating, okay? !

"Jie Cheng, your method really works. Your dad was 'woken up' by my slap~"

The second aunt looked at Yan Jiecheng and said happily.

"Huh~ Mom, I admit that I gambled a lot, and luckily we won the bet!"

Yan Jiecheng let out a sigh of relief and said with equal delight.

Yan Bugui...

Method? Wake up? Bet?

It does not make sense?

"No! My dear, why did you hit me?!"

He gently rubbed his red face and asked angrily.

"Dad, let me explain~"

"You were too excited just now, and you kept your head down and muttered nonsense, just like Fan Jin who went crazy after passing the imperial examination."

"I'll make the person you fear the most... that is, my mother, slap you hard before I can save you!"

Yan Jiecheng explained with a proud look on his face.

Yan Bugui? ? !

Fan Jin passed the imperial examination? I'm so impressed!

Fan Jin took part in the provincial examination, and after passing it he would become a juren, with a bright future ahead of him.

I was only promoted to a grade director without a rank, how could I contact Fan Jinzhong? !

Listen to me saying thank you, because of you...

But what can he do?

One was his own son's suggestion, and the other was his own wife's beating...

You can only blame yourself for your bad luck!

"Ah~ dear, just hit me this time, I don't blame you!"

Yan Bugui sighed, with a hint of helplessness and grievance in his eyes.

Then he carefully explained,

"But I want to clarify that I was not crazy just now. I was just thinking about the rules of how this world works..."

"You may not understand, but just remember the two words 'willing to give up'!"

Given the level of my daughter-in-law and son, they certainly cannot understand the essence of the word "willing to give up".

I’ll teach you slowly later!

"Old Yan, you don't need to explain. As the saying goes, explanation is just covering up!"

"I know you are embarrassed to admit your previous gaffe... I understand~"

"Don't worry, Jie Cheng and I won't tell anyone!"

The second aunt knew that her husband was very concerned about his reputation, so she took the initiative to give him a way out.

If people in the hospital knew that Old Yan went crazy because of the promotion, he would be laughed to death!

"I...Okay! Let's not talk about this anymore!"

Seeing that his wife was making things worse, Yan Bugui simply stopped talking about the issue.

"My dear, Jie Cheng, after hosting the principal for dinner today and successfully getting promoted, I want to understand a lot of things."

"I also found that I didn't do well in many areas before. Don't worry, I will slowly change in the future."

"Especially the stingy and calculating nature of the problem!"

After these words were spoken, Second Aunt and Yan Jiecheng looked at each other in surprise!

How come my husband/father has become a different person?

Is this a kind of advanced insanity? !

"Dad, how do you want to change?"

Yan Jiecheng didn't quite believe that his father would change his decades-old bad habits, and joked.

"Son, listen to your father talking nonsense here. I have lived with him for decades. How can I not know his temper?"

"If he could change his calculating habits, even a sow could climb a tree!"

Second Aunt would never believe her husband's lies. She must be talking nonsense because he is out of his mind.

Seeing that the red marks on Yan Bugui's face were becoming more and more obvious, she guiltily took out two eggs from the cupboard and planned to cook them outside.

Rolling egg white on your face can help reduce swelling faster...

"Um... Jie Cheng, didn't you want to borrow my bike to go on a blind date last Sunday?"

"Because I was going to the reservoir to fish and didn't lend it to you, you didn't get to kiss me..."

Yan Bugui ignored his wife and took out the car keys from his pocket and handed them to him.

"Here are the car keys!"

"Really? Dad, you are kidding me, right?"

Yan Jiecheng looked incredulous and didn't dare to take the key...

"Do you think I'm kidding? You can ride the bike whenever you want!"

"Also, if you can find a partner within a month, I'll give you the bike as a gift!"

Be willing to give it up!

I gave up a bicycle and won my son's gratitude and respect...

value!

"What? Not only can I ride the bike as I please, but I also have to give it to someone when I find one?!"

Yan Jiecheng had lived for more than 20 years, and this was the first time he heard his father make such "unbelievable" remarks.

It seems that my father has really suffered from a high level of insanity...

"Dad, it's a deal!"

"Don't worry, I promise to bring my partner back within a week!"

But he didn't think much about it and quickly took the key and put it in his pocket.

"Ha~ It's a deal!"

"Jie Cheng, go call your brothers and sisters over!"

When Yan Bugui saw his son’s performance, he became more convinced that his idea was correct!

"Okay~"

Yan Jiecheng readily followed the order and soon called his two younger brothers and one younger sister over.

"Jiefang, don't you always say that you don't have enough food at school?"

"Take these ten kilograms of food coupons and use them. I will give you an extra ten kilograms of food coupons every month!"

Yan Bugui took out a few food coupons from the drawer and put them on the table and said.

Yan Jiefang? ?

Am I right?

My father gave me 10 kilograms of food coupons at once, and he also asked me to give him 10 kilograms more every month? !

What stimulated you?!

"Jie Kuang, you said before that your PE teacher values ​​you very much and wants to focus on training you... Dad will support you no matter what!"

"Here are two dollars, shoe coupons, and a 1.2-inch cloth coupon. Use these to buy a new pair of shoes!"

Yan Bugui ignored Jiefang's shocked look and took out a few more bills and put them on the table.

Yan Jiekuang? ?

He was valued by the physical education teacher and was given priority to learn the second set of radio gymnastics, and then practice with the whole class...

What an honor this is!

But since his shoes were inherited from his brother Jiefang, they were torn and patched up again, which really affected his image.

So he begged his parents for a long time, but failed to get them a new pair of shoes.

Today I got what I wanted!

What happened to Dad?!

"Jie Di, didn't you say your pen always ran out of ink? Take this pen and use it!"

Yan Bugui still ignored Jie Kuang and took out the pen that symbolized his honor from his shirt pocket and placed it on the table.

Yan Jie Di? ?

This pen was given to my father as a reward when he was awarded as an outstanding teacher a few years ago.

He treats it like a treasure, and others are not allowed to even touch it...

Are you giving this to me?

What happened to Dad?!

"What? You don't want these things? Then dad takes them!"

Yan Bugui pretended to take...

However, before he could reach out his hand, the three children had already taken their own things and bowed deeply.

"Thank you dad~"

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