Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

"Tian Gouzi, you still have the nerve to come back?!"

With an angry shout, Tian Gouzi, who had just closed his eyes for a while, suddenly opened his eyes.

Before he could react, he heard a loud "bang".

The thin wooden board that originally served as the makeshift door was kicked open by someone...

The wooden board even broke into two pieces!

"Who the hell are you? How dare you kick my door?!"

Tian Gouzi roared angrily and stood up suddenly, just about to scold the person who kicked the door.

Unexpectedly, it was Jia Zhang who was standing outside the door with a serious face.

"Jia...Aunt Zhang, why are you kicking my door?!"

"Can't you just knock on the door gently if you need help?!"

He suppressed his anger and asked with a dark face.

"Tian Gouzi, you dog! I'm going to kick your door!"

"Let me ask you! Why didn't you buy meat at noon?"

"Do you know how long our whole family has been waiting for you? We haven't even had lunch yet!"

"And my grandson Bang Geng cried when he found out you were going to buy some meat!"

Jia Zhang scolded with a murderous look on her face.

This was the first time she was so disgusted with someone who didn't keep his word!

Tian Gouzi said he would bring back meat, where is the meat? !

If you can't do it, it's better not to say it!

Tian Gouzi was already angry because he lost three cents today, and then he heard Jia Zhang scolding him unscrupulously, and the door was kicked down again...

I got angry instantly!

He pointed at Jia Zhang's nose and said angrily:

"Ms. Jia Zhang, I respect you as an elder so I call you Aunt Zhang."

"Don't push your luck. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?!"

"If it wasn't for Sister Qin, I wouldn't even bother with you!"

"Fuck you! Why should I buy you meat? I snore in my own home, what's wrong with that? It's none of your business!"

He is so impatient!

Although the piece of wood looks inconspicuous, it took me a lot of effort to find it.

It just broke...

"Hey? If I don't show my power, do you think I'm a sick cat?"

"Tian Gouzi, do you believe that I will kick you out of our house?!"

"I'm giving you two choices now. Either you buy some meat for our family every now and then to make up for the mental loss!"

"Or get out of our Jia family right now!"

Jia Zhang said viciously.

I can't beat that idiot, so how can I beat you, a rickshaw driver?!

"Jia Zhang, do you understand the law?!"

"It is written in black and white that I rent the house for two yuan a month for six months..."

Tian Gouzi took out the rental agreement he carried with him from his pocket and waved it in front of her.

"Besides, why should I buy you meat every now and then? Who do you think you are?!"

"Humph! I don't care! This house belongs to our Jia family. If I want you to get out, just get out!"

"Also, the half-year rent will be our mental compensation!"

Jia Zhang didn't care about that and kept yelling in a nonsensical manner.

"you……"

Tian Gouzi was so angry that he clenched his fists!

"Tian, ​​Tian Gouzi, what? Do you dare to hit me?"

"Don't you forget whose house this is?"

Jia Zhang was a little flustered, but still spoke in a timid tone.

"Humph! This is the house I rented. It's my home!"

"If anyone dares to take it back, I will fight him to the death!"

Tian Gouzi took a step forward after saying this, as if he was ready to fight...

"Mother-in-law, can't you just talk it out nicely~"

Qin Huairu couldn't bear to watch this scene any longer, so she hurried out from the inner room and grabbed Jia Zhang.

"Sister Qin, do you care about your mother-in-law?"

"If you don't care about her, don't blame me for being rude!"

When Tian Gouzi saw Qin Huairu, his tone immediately softened.

"Gouzi, let me be fair. What you did today was indeed unkind."

"If you don't want to buy meat for our family, then don't agree."

"But you've already promised, so you can't break your promise~"

"Are you right?!"

Qin Huairu didn't expect the situation to develop to such a tense point.

It’s all because my mother-in-law spoke so harshly!

"Sister Qin, that's the truth!"

"But Jia Zhang can't ask me to pay compensation just because I snore, right?"

"Besides, I was unlucky today. I didn't pick up any passengers, and the tires weren't punctured... I lost three cents!"

"I'll buy you some meat when I make some money later!"

Tian Gouzi nodded in agreement.

Look, Sister Qin is fair and knows how to speak!

"Okay, Gouzi, I'll wait for your meat..."

Unexpectedly, before Qin Huairu finished speaking, Jia Zhang sat down on the ground and began to wail loudly.

"Someone come quickly! Someone is bullying us orphans and widows."

"Where are all the people in the courtyard? You can't just stand by and watch us get bullied!"

"Lao Jia~ Dongxu~ Come and have a look!"

"There's a thief in our house, a traitor!"

She had been craving for meat all day, and suddenly heard Tian Gouzi say that she couldn’t buy meat today?

Can this be tolerated? !

"What? Someone dares to bully our neighbors?!"

"I heard someone shouting that there was a thief in the yard?!"

"Listen to the sound coming from sleeping?!"

When the people in the yard heard the wailing, they thought that their neighbors were being bullied.

They rushed to the source of the sound...

But as I was running, I realized something was wrong.

"Wait! Is that Jia Zhang's voice?!"

"It's really her! Damn it! What are you yelling about?!"

"I didn't hear you~ I have something to do and I have to leave first!"

"I'm still cooking at home, bye~"

The neighbors who were originally rushing towards the central courtyard suddenly stopped and then returned to their homes silently.

The Jia family is now like a cancer in the courtyard, and everyone hates them!

It would be better to die!

"Forehead……"

After wailing for a long time, Jia Zhang was dumbfounded!

What's going on? Why doesn't anyone come to help?

Aren't there people in the yard? !

She saw Tian Gouzi's face getting darker and darker, and his fists clenched tighter and tighter...

Afraid of being beaten, he whimpered and dared not make a sound.

"Mother-in-law, what are you doing?!"

"Come on! Come with me into the house, I have to criticize you!"

Qin Huairu was also embarrassed. She first scolded her mother-in-law, then turned her head and flirted with Tian Gouzi and said,

"Dog, my mother-in-law sometimes doesn't have a good brain, please don't mind~"

"Yeah~ It's okay, Sister Qin!"

Tian Gouzi didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

After all, I had finally rented a single room and didn’t want to give up so easily.

Besides, although Sister Qin’s complexion is not very good, her figure is really attractive!

Since the first day he met Sister Qin, he has been relying on his fantasy... to perform his ancestral craft!

Qin Huairu gave him a seductive look and Tian Gouzi felt the same again.

He first fixed the broken wooden board to block the door, then lay on the bed and began to imagine himself and Sister Qin...

After a few minutes, he fell into a satisfied sleep.

……

"Huai Ru, this Tian Gouzi is so infuriating!"

"Or let's just get him out!"

Jia Zhang felt extremely insulted and spoke angrily in a low voice.

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