Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Zhu, we must sign a document!"

Seeing that he could hardly open his eyes, Yu Ni Bo hugged He Yuzhu's shoulders and muttered.

"Dad~sign~sign~"

Yu Haitang was very anxious when she saw this, and quickly took out a pen and put it into her father's hand...

"Yes, yes! Sign!"

Yu Nibo opened his eyes dazedly, took the document from Yu Li and read,

"I, Yu Ni Bo, voluntarily betroth my two daughters, Yu Li and Yu Haitang, to He Yuzhu. I will never regret it!"

"Hic~ Yes, that's right! Just write it like that!"

Although he was close to blacking out, he still signed his name on the "receipt" crookedly.

"Brother Zhu, I entrust my two daughters to you!"

"Dad, there are four copies of the document, and you have to sign your name~"

Yu Li spread out the remaining four documents and guided her father to sign them.

"Yes, yes! Sign all four copies~"

Yu Nibo forced himself to write his name on the remaining four documents...

"Dad, it's not enough to just sign, you have to put your fingerprints on it!"

Yu Haitang took out a box of ink from somewhere and prepared to have her father put his fingerprints on it.

"Yep……"

But Yu Ni Bo had completely lost consciousness at this time, and slowly collapsed to the ground without any movement.

"Sister, Dad has fainted, what should I do?"

"Haitang, isn't this easy to do? Can't you just take Dad's hand and press it on him?"

"Yes, yes! Sis, let's do it!"

Soon the two sisters took their father's hands and put their fingerprints on all four documents.

This scene made He Yuzhu, who was just about to pretend to faint, feel neither faint nor not faint. He didn't know what to do for a moment!

I have to say that this move by the two sisters is really cruel!

Not only is he cruel to himself, but he is also cruel to his parents!

It is no exaggeration to say that it is a desperate battle...

When he saw the two sisters set their sights on him, he quickly continued to pretend to be drunk.

"Brother Yu? Where are you?!"

"Hey? When did you get under the table? The ground is cooler~"

He Yuzhu stood up in a daze and went to help Yu Nibo.

"Xiao Li, Hai Tang, I'm not drunk, you don't have to help me!"

"Believe it or not, I can help Brother Yu to the bed by myself..."

Seeing that He Yuzhu was "really drunk", the two sisters couldn't bear to let him help his father alone, so they stood up at the same time to help.

"Hiss~ It's so heavy!"

You have to know that people who have fainted due to blackouts will be limp as mud all over and it is very difficult for them to exert strength.

He Yuzhu didn't bother pretending to be drunk. He used all his strength, and with the cooperation of the two sisters, he helped Yu Ni Bo to the bed.

(True story ~ When I was in school, a roommate got drunk and blacked out, and four guys carried him back to the dormitory. They were almost exhausted!)

"I felt a little dizzy, and I fell asleep..."

He was about to lie down next to Yu Nibo and sleep, but the two sisters held him back.

"Brother Zhu, I know you want to sleep, but don't go to sleep yet. You have to sign and put your fingerprints!"

He Yuzhu!!!

Even if I am in this situation, can I still not avoid it? ?

To be honest, he didn't want to sign the document!

How should I face my parents after signing?

"Uncle Yu, this document is signed by you personally, you have to acknowledge it~"

Wouldn’t Brother Yu…Uncle Yu be so mad that he would die? ?

He thought it was fine to keep the status quo and make plans after completing the ultimate mission...

But if they don’t sign, it will definitely hurt the sisters!

Uncle's!

Xiaoli and Haitang risked talking back to their parents and severing their relationship by doing what happened today. How could I let them down!

sign!

After He Yuzhu made up his mind, he followed the two sisters out of the bedroom in a daze.

"Brother Zhu, please sign your name on all four copies~"

"One for mom and dad, one for you, one for me, and one for Haitang!"

"Don't forget to put your fingerprints after signing~"

After a while, the two sisters guided He Yuzhu to complete the signing process...

"Brother Zhuzi, you must keep this receipt well~"

"This is equivalent to the marriage certificate in ancient times and the marriage certificate today!"

"But if you lose the marriage certificate, you will lose us sisters!"

Yu Haitang took a document and stuffed it into He Yuzhu's pocket, saying with a smile.

"Yes, yes! Good!"

He Yuzhu muttered something in response, then quietly put the "marriage certificate" into the nurturing space.

Lost? It's impossible to lose it in this lifetime!

"Brother Zhu, don't go home tonight. Go sleep in Haitang House!"

"Haitang, I'll take care of father, and you take care of brother Zhu~"

After Yu Li finished speaking, she tried to help He Yuzhu get up...

"No! I'm not drunk!"

"Burp~ Can someone pour me a glass of water? I'll be fine after a while!"

He Yuzhu waved his hand and refused.

In order to avoid the embarrassing situation tomorrow, he naturally couldn't stay overnight at Yu's house.

"Okay! I'll make you a cup of sobering tea~"

Seeing that his drunkenness had improved, Yu Li no longer allowed him to go back to his room to sleep.

Then he took out a box of green tea and filled a pot with it, then poured a cup each for Zhu Ge, himself, and Haitang.

"Ha hu~ha hu~brother Zhu, drink it, it's not hot anymore!"

“Good tea~”

He Yuzhu took the sobering tea that Yu Li blew into warm water and drank it all in one gulp.

Then just sit on the stool and close your eyes to rest!

Ten minutes, twenty minutes…half an hour!

He opened his eyes again and found that a thin blanket was covering him.

He shook his head slightly and asked:

"Where am I? My head hurts! How much did I drink?"

"Brother Zhu, you sobered up pretty quickly! It's only been about half an hour and you've recovered?!"

The two sisters were attracted by He Yuzhu's voice and found that he had "sobered up". They were surprised.

"Ahem~ I've recovered a little, but not completely yet!"

"Where is my old...Uncle Yu?"

He Yuzhu was worried that the two sisters would find out that he was pretending, so he quickly covered his head and pretended to be half drunk and half awake.

"Dad is drunk and is sleeping in the bedroom!"

"Brother Zhu, have some tea~ Do you...remember what happened just now?"

After Yu Li poured him another cup of sobering tea, she bit her lips and asked nervously.

"What happened? I seemed to hear something being written? Taking fingerprints?"

He Yuzhu asked knowingly.

"Yes! Brother Zhuzi, from today on, you belong to us two sisters!"

Yu Haitang couldn't hold back any longer, and said happily as she took out something from an exquisite little box.

"What? I belong to you?!"

He Yuzhu took the document pretending to be ignorant.

"I, Yu Ni Bo, voluntarily betroth my two daughters, Yu Li and Yu Haitang, to He Yuzhu, and I will never regret it!"

"Hiss~ Xiaoli, Haitang, what's going on?"

"Where did this document come from?"

he asked in disbelief, "shocked".

"Brother Zhuzi, where can the document come from?"

"You and Dad got drunk just now, and you insisted on writing this document. You had to write it!"

"Not only do you have to write a document, you also have to sign and seal it!"

Yu Haitang told her sister the speech she had prepared before.

Then he stared at He Yuzhu to see how he would react? !

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