Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

He Yuzhu: “?”

Why do I feel a "murderous aura" coming? !

"W-what do you want to do?"

he asked weakly.

"Brother Zhu, you must have had a hard time going to Tianjin these days. I'll give you a shoulder massage after get off work~"

Yu Li asked softly in a charming manner.

"Um... Ok, ok!"

He Yuzhu agreed subconsciously.

"Brother Zhuzi, we haven't seen each other for more than ten days since you went on a business trip. Don't you want to feel my long legs?"

Yu Haitang hurriedly pulled his sister behind him and stretched out his legs to shake them in front of him.

"Gudong~ That's fine too!"

He Yuzhu thought of Haitang's long, straight, tight and elastic legs, and swallowed hard.

"Uncle, actually my legs are pretty nice too... ahem~"

Ran Qiuye suddenly realized what he was saying and quickly changed his words.

"Well, I mean, I don't quite understand some work issues, and I want to ask you for help~"

He Yuzhu...

Damn it! Come one by one, don't come together!

See if I eat you...

But it’s no use saying anything now!

He looked at the resentful eyes of the three people and suddenly felt overwhelmed!

OK! If you can't afford to offend me, can't you just hide away?

"Xiao Li, Hai Tang, Qiu Ye, well... I have something urgent to do in the kitchen so I have to go there first. You three can chat~"

"By the way, there are some local specialties under my desk. You can share them after get off work~"

After he said that, he avoided the three women and fled from the office.

Yu Li...

Yu Haitang...

Ran Qiuye...

Damn it! He actually let him run away!

"Ran Qiuye! It's all your fault! You scared Brother Zhuzi away!"

"What's so special about your job? Isn't it just counting money? You don't even know how to count money?!"

Yu Haitang glared at the innocent-looking Ran Qiuye and said angrily.

"Yu Haitang, you blame me? That's ridiculous!"

"You're just pushing me too hard. You have to show me how long your legs are... Humph! What's so great about having long legs?!"

"He'll leave if he can't adapt!"

Ran Qiuye responded tit for tat.

"Ran Qiuye, I'm proud of my long legs! They're better looking than your short legs!"

"Tsk~ You don't understand this. Women should focus on inner beauty. Outer beauty will only fade with the passing of time!"

"Pah~ What's the point of talking about inner beauty or outer beauty? You can't compare to me in appearance, so it's useless to talk about anything!"

"Incomprehensible!"

Yu Li...

"Stop it, both of you! Can you blame me? I shouldn't have asked to massage Zhu-ge's shoulders!"

She rolled her eyes at Haitang and Qiuye, then shook her head and smiled bitterly.

Ever since these two girls came to work in the restaurant, they have been disliking each other!

When we meet, we have to have a few words to have fun...

"Sister, you're right, maybe Zhuzi left just because you wanted to massage his shoulders~"

"Chief Yu, I advise you to be more restrained in the future. After all, you and my uncle are not married yet, and you are not ashamed to do that in public~"

When Yu Haitang and Ran Qiuye heard this, they both pointed the finger at Yu Li.

"I...you two continue!"

Yu Li "retreat", leaving the two of them staring at each other in the office.

"Ran Qiuye, you are already an adult, it's time to find a partner, don't always think about getting close to my brother Zhuzi!"

"Yu Haitang, this sentence should be given to you. Why do you rely on my uncle every day?"

……

After He Yuzhu escaped from the three women, he first came to Li He's office and said anxiously,

"Brother He, retreat quickly!"

"No! Brother He, it's only a short time now. Are you in such a hurry to get off work? Don't you want to stay with your sister-in-law for a while longer?"

Li He tilted his neck and glanced behind him, but he didn't see Yu Li. He couldn't help but feel puzzled.

"Brother He hasn't seen his girlfriend for a few days, why don't you spend some time together at night?"

Is it...

Hiss~ Could it be that Brother He is not good at that? !

"Brother He, it's okay~"

"My brother has a secret recipe for strengthening the body, which can definitely cure your hidden disease~"

"I won't tell anyone!"

He looked at He Yuzhu with a look full of pity and said.

He Yuzhu: “?”

What a secret recipe for strengthening the body!

What a hidden disease!

We already have perpetual motion machines, do we still need this?

(Ahem~ This author has a friend…)

"What are you thinking about, brother? I mean, there's nothing to do in the store right now. If you want your sister-in-law, you should go home. You don't have to waste time here!"

"Brother He, you don't need to explain!"

Li He patted him on the shoulder and said with an empathetic look,

"I understand. I'll bring you the secret recipe tomorrow."

"Brother He! I really don't need it! Sister Fen's husband Li Huaide should need it..."

"No! You need to!"

Li He punched his chest with his fist, then pointed his index finger at He Yuzhu and nodded heavily.

"Brother is leaving, wait for good news from brother~"

He Yuzhu...

I can't really explain it!

Seeing that Li He had already left, he did not dare to stay any longer, and immediately went to the kitchen to make some arrangements, and then went straight to...

Xiao'e's home!

……

Lou family villa.

"Xiao'e, what were the results of your checkup at the hospital today?"

"My girl, are you okay?"

Mr. and Mrs. Lou looked at their daughter and asked with a worried look on their faces.

"Geese~"

However, Xiao'e just sat on the sofa and smiled foolishly, without responding to the two.

Lou's father and mother? ? !

My daughter has been grinning since she came home from the hospital this morning!

You won't be stimulated by anything, right?!

"Girl? Girl? What's the matter with you?"

Lou's mother walked forward, shook Xiao'e gently and asked.

"Huh? Mom? Why are you in my room?"

Xiao'e came back to her senses and asked with wide eyes.

"Girl, this is not your room. We are in the living room! Why are you so distracted today?"

"Oh~ I'm in the living room? What did you ask me just now?"

"I...I asked you to go to the hospital for a checkup today. Is everything alright?"

"Dad, Mom, what can happen to my body at such a young age? Oh, by the way, how did you know I was pregnant?"

"I'm glad I'm fine, I'm fine... Wait! What did you say, girl?"

Lou's mother just breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly she realized what was happening and looked incredulous.

"Dad, Mom, I'm pregnant~"

"You are going to be grandpa and grandma~"

Xiao'e gently touched her belly, her happiness beyond words.

Father Lou...

Lou's mother...

The sky is falling!

My daughter is pregnant before marriage. If this gets out, the Lou family will lose face!

"Xiao'e! You're pregnant before marriage, how come you don't take it seriously at all!?"

"Whose child is it? Is it that kid He Yuzhu?!"

Father Lou clenched his fists and asked through gritted teeth.

"Yes! The child is He Zhuzi's!"

"Dad, didn't I tell you before that I had a son with He Zhuzi in my previous life?"

"I want to have a son with him in this life!"

Xiao'e didn't take it seriously at all and replied happily.

"Xiao'e! Your father and I have no objection to you and Zhuzi having a baby..."

"But you have to get married first!"

"If you two have a child without getting married, the consequences will be serious!"

Mother Lou sat next to Xiao'e, held her hand tightly and said worriedly.

……