Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth in the 21st century

Yi Zhonghai walked forward with a shy face and supported the deaf old lady.

"Madam, you are here~"

"Ok!"

The deaf old lady was happily supported by someone.

He walked straight up to the second uncle, pointed his cane at his nose and asked:

"Liu Hutu, do you want to take the lead?"

"Old lady, my disciples want to treat me to a drink at noon. As a master, I can't let the juniors pay, right?"

"I have to go to the grocery store to buy some meat."

In the entire courtyard, the one Liu Hai fears the most is the deaf old lady.

Relying on his age and seniority, he is unreasonable and smashes other people's windows if he is not satisfied!

She is so old, but they don’t care even if they call the police!

What can I do?

You can only accept it with your nose pinched!

"Drinking? You old fool, you drink every day, how come you don't drink yourself to death!"

"Liu Hutu, sit down quietly. If you dare to leave, don't blame me for breaking your glass at night!"

"I'll make sure your whole family doesn't get a good night's sleep!"

The deaf old lady used the glass-smashing trick again, and her cane was about to poke Liu Haizhong's face.

He had no choice but to sit back on the armchair.

"Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend!"

The deaf old lady pointed her cane at the third uncle again:

"Yan Laoxier, are you leaving too?"

"Old lady, I made an appointment with someone to go fishing. I dreamed last night that I caught a ten-jin heavy black fish!"

It is said that as people age, they become stronger and harder to keep company with; and it is even harder to understand the heart of an old woman!

Yan Bugui didn't dare to confront the deaf old lady!

"Fishing? Caught a ten-jin fish? Old Yan, when will you catch a two-jin fish for me to see?"

"Go fishing. If you can't catch anything, I'll come to your house for lunch!"

"This……"

Yan Bugui also sat back down.

"Old lady, I'm not sad that you came to my house for dinner, I just don't think fishing is that urgent, haha~"

"Humph!"

The deaf old lady snorted coldly and looked at the people in the yard.

"I am the ancestor of this courtyard! I'm telling you, if anyone dares to leave today, they will be making things difficult for me, your wife!"

"Then don't blame me for being rude to you!"

When everyone heard this, they stopped walking obediently.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!

Anyone in the courtyard who dares to provoke her will have no good life!

The deaf old lady nodded with satisfaction, walked into the crowd and said loudly:

"I understand what happened today!"

"My grandson Dongxu's family is about to have their third child. There are too many people and too few houses to accommodate them, but Shazhu lives in three rooms by himself,"

"In order to promote harmony in the courtyard, the uncle kindly wanted Sha Zhu to give up a room for my grandson's family to live in."

"Grandson, am I right?"

She said this and looked at Jia Dongxu.

"Grandma, you are my dear grandma!"

"You're right. There are six of us living in three rooms. We might even have a fourth child in the future. There really isn't enough space!"

Jia Dongxu was overjoyed. It seemed that the old lady was going to help him!

With the support of this ancestor, let me see what you can do, Shazhu!

"Liu Hutu, let Sha Zhu give a room to the Jia family, do you have any objection!?"

The deaf old lady pointed her cane at the second uncle's nose again and asked.

"I...have no objection!"

Liu Haizhong shuddered with fear, thinking that there was no need to make himself uncomfortable for a fool, so he promptly gave in!

"Yan Laoxier, do you have any objections?"

The deaf old lady pointed at the third uncle again.

"I...what opinion can I have? It has nothing to do with my family!"

Yan Bugui pouted and admitted defeat!

Oh my god! What happened to a family of six?

There are six people in my family. Am I proud?

Moreover, the youngest daughter in my family, Jie Di, is the same age as the oldest daughter, Bang Geng, in the Jia family.

My family is full of "adults", so isn't housing even more difficult? ?

The deaf old lady raised her walking stick and glanced at everyone in the courtyard, saying with contempt:

"What about you? Who's in favor? Who's against?!"

Everyone shrank their necks when they heard this, and no one dared to speak.

But I was not convinced in my heart.

"Bah! Don't you have three rooms for yourself? Why don't you give them to the Jia family?"

Why should I take that idiot Zhu’s house?

It's none of his business, but no one is willing to stand up for him!

"Okay! It's settled then. Let Sha Zhu give the Jia family a room to live in!"

The deaf old lady knocked the ground hard with her cane to make the final decision!

"Old lady, the problem is that Shazhu hasn't shown up in the past few days, and we can't find him!"

Yi Zhonghai reminded.

"Humph! I want to see if he can avoid the fifteenth after avoiding the first!"

"As soon as Shazhu comes back, let me know and I'll confront him myself!"

……

He Yuzhu, who was completely unaware of all this, came to an empty corner not far from the grocery store.

Take out 8 pounds of pork from the breeding space, and put it in a woven bag along with 4 processed carps and 2 ducks.

Together with the 8 kilograms of pork and 4 chickens prepared by Aunt Pang, there are about 50 kilograms of pure meat in total.

There were four tables of banquet, each table had about 13 kilograms of meat, and each person could eat a little over 1 kilogram on average.

The scale of this banquet is absolutely impressive!

Before he left the steel mill yesterday, he specifically informed MCA.

Ask him to come and pick him up on a cart early this morning and work together.

Not long after, Ma Hua arrived on a cart and asked in surprise:

"Hey~ Master, where did you get so much meat?"

"Is it okay to steal?!"

"Master, we have to run! Don't let the people at the grocery store catch us!"

Ma Hua was shocked and quickly loaded the meat into the car and prepared to drive away.

"Can you steal one for me?"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes at him and told him to figure it out.

……

Fatty Nier held her return banquet in the small canteen of her former unit and also greeted the security guard.

The two were able to arrive safely.

Auntie Pang saw He Yuzhu coming from a distance and hurriedly came over with a smile.

"Zhu Zi, you don't have to come so early. Just don't delay anything..."

As she was speaking, she suddenly saw the meat on the cart.

"Wow~ So much meat!? Zhuzi, what are you doing..."

"Auntie Pang, Pang Ni'er is having a wedding in Tianjin, and I can't go over to cook."

"She's coming to Sijiu City to host a banquet, so I must prepare a banquet with chicken, duck, fish and meat!"

He Yuzhu signaled Ma Hua to deliver the meat to the cafeteria.

Auntie Pang was shocked when she heard this and hurriedly stopped Ma Hua.

"Ah? Zhuzi, you said you wanted to give us the meat?"

"No way! How much does so much meat cost?"

"Return it quickly. You are already an adult, you need to save money to get married!"

She took a quick look and saw that there were at least 40 kilograms of meat, and judging from the color, it was definitely top quality!

In the pigeon market, 50 yuan is not enough!

"Aunt Fatty, since I've already brought it here, there's no reason for me to take it back!"

He Yuzhu refused and continued to let Ma Hua move in.

"Zhu Zi, then, then auntie will give you money!"

"Auntie Fatty, are you trying to slap me in the face? If I were to say, this little bit of meat is not enough to repay your kindness. Please stop being polite to me!"

Aunt Fat couldn't persuade him and could only agree with tears in her eyes.

……

A return banquet is naturally suitable for both the host and the guests!

The guests all said that this was the most luxurious banquet they had ever had in their lives!

It saves enough face for Aunt Pang and Aunt Pang Ni!

Unexpectedly, a leader from Fatty Nier's former unit suddenly asked:

"Auntie Fatty, which chef is the one who prepared the banquet for you?"

"My daughter is going to get married soon, can you introduce her to me?"

……