Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

The poetry exchange meeting was still two days away, so Kong took Paimeng to stay at the Wangshu Inn.

No matter how Venti, Hu Tao and Kong tried to persuade him together, it was of no use. Or perhaps it was because the three of them were reminding Xiao of his terrible memories. Xiao was determined not to join in the fun this time and only agreed to find a hilltop to watch.

Hu Tao wandered around Wuwangpo for a whole night and returned to Wangsheng Hall in despair the next day.

As soon as he entered the room, Hu Tao asked the waitress, "Did the guest go out for a stroll again?"

The waitress waved her hands repeatedly and used her body to block the Fengda bottle on the table: "No, Mr. Zhongli has been in the Hall of Rebirth today."

Hu Tao subconsciously went out and looked at the sun.

It's not even noon yet, but you can tell that the sun is not rising from the west today.

Hu Tao was amazed: "How strange! The guest official didn't go fishing today."

The waitress looked away guiltily. "Master, just because Mr. Zhongli clocked in doesn't mean he didn't slack off."

He is still obsessed with his daughter.

Kurumi recalled that Sora said yesterday afternoon that she came here at Seraphina's invitation, and suddenly realized, "My good sister is here, right?"

The waitress nodded.

"That's great. I'll go play with her." Walnut strolled to find Seraphina.

"Wait, Hall Master..." The waitress wanted to call Hu Tao but failed.

Hall Master, you are confused! Miss Seraphina is here, and Mr. Zhongli has been in the Hall of Rebirth all morning. If you take Miss Seraphina away, Mr. Zhongli will be absent from work.

Walnut doesn't care.

After special training by King Rudra, Seraphina is no longer the Seraphina of the past. She is now Nuohuru Seraphina.

She was excited to fight Zhongli again last night. When she fought with the Dragon King Ruota before, Serafina cleared a space in the cave, so she no longer had to worry about her rockery and flowing water turning into slag.

After a night of fighting, the energetic puppy destroyed another set of clothes and became quiet after whining.

Serafina was so depressed that she didn't want to lie down at home, and insisted on going to the Hall of the Dead with Zhongli. Zhongli saw that she was beaten so badly that he found a cushion for her to lean on.

There were many books in the Hall of the Dead. Seraphina picked out a collection of poems and sat next to Zhongli to read it slowly.

"Actually, I've been working on my thesis and haven't written a poem for a long time. Dad, don't laugh at me when you see the poem I wrote."

While Zhongli was working, he also praised her: "It's just for fun, just do your best."

Seraphina felt that her face was like a dough that could be kneaded at will. If she had put on some makeup today, she would have looked like a calico cat.

She often bullied little Paimon and finally got her retribution.

Seraphina held out her hand. "Dad, you must have written some poems before. Show them to me. I want the ones that haven't been circulated."

As a top-tier figure in Liyue, even the scraps of paper written by Geo Emperor can be worshipped, not to mention his poems. Even if they are not signed, they will be passed down in the world because of their outstanding writing skills.

Very few of them were not circulated, after all, Zhongli had no hobby of writing poetry for his own entertainment.

Zhongli looked strange for a moment.

Seraphina rested her chin on Zhongli's arm and begged him, "Dad~"

Zhongli was so annoyed by her that he picked up his pen and wrote down a poem he could think of.

This poem is not long, but it uses many allusions, and every word expresses the poet's deep resentment towards seafood.

No wonder the news didn’t get out. If it got out, the fishermen wouldn’t have a way to make a living.

Seraphina burst out laughing: "I will memorize this poem now."

Zhongli tapped her head with his pen: "You are such a mischievous ghost."

Serafina had a glowing teapot filled with Fengda at hand. She poured a cup of Fengda for Zhongli: "But I really like it. Dad, do you remember the first poem I wrote?"

When she was learning to write poetry, she would be woken up by the rooster every morning.

In her first poem, she cursed the rooster harshly as she woke up in a bad mood.

She felt very happy when she cursed, but she felt uneasy when she handed in her homework.

Zhongli saw her worry and didn't criticize her.

Poetry is used to express emotions, and these emotions are not necessarily positive. No one has ever stipulated that complaints cannot be turned into poetry.

Speaking of the past, Zhongli started to criticize his daughter again: "You..."

Seraphina poured herself a glass of Fengda and let her father serve.

Zhongli still remembered the fight between him and the Dragon King Rudra that broke Serafina's cat glass teapot.

Seeing that Seraphina really liked it, he took Seraphina's colorful and cool glass cup and asked someone to customize a colorful and cool cat glass teapot.

As long as there is water in the teapot, it will emit colorful light.

The soil is on top.

Serafina really couldn't let it go, and she would hold the teapot whenever she came to the Hall of the Dead. She poured maple in the teapot to make it look even cooler.

...and more rustic.

But it doesn’t matter, being extremely tacky is trendy.

Seraphina memorized the poem and then she became restless again: "Dad, tell me what your weaknesses are."

After fighting for a whole night, Seraphina couldn't find Zhongli's weakness. Instead, Zhongli found Seraphina's weakness and chased her to fight.

Zhongli: “…” Aren’t you being too straightforward?

"I have no weaknesses."

Even at his old age, the Rock King is still wild.

Zhongli is not the kind of person who plays to his strengths and avoids his weaknesses. If he knew where his weaknesses were, he would only make up for them and become a hexagonal warrior.

So Zhongli really doesn’t know the answer to this question.

Seraphina pouted.

The only weakness she knew of Zhongli was that he hated seafood.

But if you really throw Zhongli into the sea, that is not an advantage, that is asking for trouble. No one dares to mess with the violent Rock King.

And Seraphina herself couldn't bear to do it.

"Sister, why don't you come to play with me when you are here... What is this?"

As soon as Hu Tao pushed the door open, she was attracted by the teapot.

She squatted down on the edge of the table and looked at the teapot: "Wow - sister, what a good thing this is? I haven't shown it to you before."

Seraphina instantly found a soulmate and squatted next to Walnut: "Really? Really? How cool! My dad customized it for me!"

"Wow, Keqing, I didn't know you liked this." Hu Tao looked at Zhongli in surprise, "I will never call you old-fashioned again."

Zhongli: “…” No, I don’t like it.

He looked at the two chattering girls and felt helpless.

Seraphina took out a colorful cool glass and poured a glass of Fengda for Walnut: "Come on, Walnut. Try this!"

"This sugar water is carbonated?"

Marketing genius Walnut held the cup and looked at Seraphina affectionately: "Sister, what do you think about our Wangsheng Hall also launching a coffin like this?"

A passing ceremonial girl asked: "Ah?"

Goodbye, colorful coffins are still too trendy for Liyue. It’s easy for the dead to crawl out and dance on the grave.

Seraphina actually thought about the feasibility of a colorful and cool glass coffin.

This thing is too advanced for the people of Liyue, but it may be just right for the people of Fontaine.

It fits the mental state of the people of Fontaine very well!

"I think it's okay!" Seraphina told Walnut about a few abstract humans in the Fontaine News. "They should like these. Even if we can't sell them to the dead, we can still sell them to the theater troupe."

Walnut nodded repeatedly: "Sister, what you said makes sense."

Zhongli quickly interrupted their affectionate gaze and pulled them up one by one: "Is there something that the hall master wants to do here?"

If we continue talking, Hu Tao will ask Zhong Li to go to Fontaine to do market research.

"Oh, guest, I'm not here to see you. I'm here to see my good sister." Walnut took Seraphina's arm and said, "Please lend her to me. We have to go and set up the venue for the poetry exchange meeting."

Zhongli wanted to help Seraphina refuse: “She…” was still injured.

But Seraphina herself was willing: "Okay! I haven't asked before, what is the procedure this time?"

Seraphina needs to prepare in advance.

The genius of the House of Lords must not show weakness!

Walnut pulled Seraphina and was about to go out: "The first day is poetry puzzles, the second day is couplets, and the third day is free poetry. How about we make some poetry puzzles together?"

"Okay."