Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

Ying had originally intended to drink this glass of lemonade slowly before going to bed, but in order to amuse Seraphina, she drank it in one gulp.

The result was...Ying was choked.

Ying patted her chest hard: "Cough cough cough cough——"

"Poof--" Seraphina wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so she covered her mouth tightly.

After catching his breath, Ying glared at Seraphina fiercely: Not only did you not help me to calm down, but you even dared to laugh at me?

Seraphina glared back, unwilling to give in: "Who told you to tease me? You're getting your comeuppance!"

As Ying and Seraphina stared at each other, an Abyss Mage knocked on the door symbolically and walked in. "Your Highness, the desserts are here! They are made by the most famous pastry chef we just kidnapped and brought to Xumi. They are still warm... Hey, is the Duke here too?"

Hearing that Seraphina was there too, another Abyss Mage poked his head out and tiptoed to look into the room.

I found Seraphina lying on Ying's bed, howling with excitement.

If everyone in the Abyss Cult had a Void Terminal, the news of Seraphina lying on the fluorescent bed would probably have spread throughout Teyvat by now.

Seraphina didn't have time to care about the screaming chicken outside. She was used to this kind of scene. She was still focusing on the front, with a strange expression: "You said...you kidnapped the pastry chef?"

The Abyss Mage who was holding the plate didn't think there was anything wrong at all, and asked confidently: "Didn't we do this before?"

Seraphina asked in a cryptic way, "Did you pay?"

The Abyss Mage was not justified but also confident: "What? I have to pay you? We are not celebrating the New Year or any other festivals now, why should we pay you?"

Isn't it the unspoken rule of the Abyss Cult that money is required for kidnapping or theft during celebrations? The purpose of paying is to make sure everything at the celebration is perfect.

It's not a festival now, he just wants to send some snacks to Her Royal Highness the Princess who has moved to a new home. Why should he give money?

fluorescent:"......"

Seraphina: "......"

The two of them were choked by the Abyss Mage's attitude.

But it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. Their Abyss Cult is just a law-breaking villain organization.

...There's nothing wrong with it!

What's the difference between treating the Abyss Cult like this and bullying men and women? They've lost all their dignity!

The Abyss Mage was still coming up with bad ideas: "Or...we can use the Loom of Fate to modify the old woman's memory?"

Seraphina: "......"

Now he doesn’t look like a playboy anymore, he looks more like a thief.

"Get out!" Ying, who usually puts on an aloof demeanor in the Abyss Cult, couldn't hold it in any longer and drove the Abyss Mage away in intolerance.

Are the weapons they use to fight against justice given to you to trick the pastry chef into working for free?

The Abyss Mage didn't think there was anything wrong with his proposal, he even felt a little wronged.

What a great suggestion! He didn't have to sacrifice Mora, and he could help Kaliber practice implanting false memories. Isn't this killing two birds with one stone?

Seraphina strongly disagrees.

There is no impenetrable wall in the world. What if the dessert master realizes something is wrong and commissions Kong to investigate?

If this was recorded by the game company and made into a world quest, it would be such a shame to be thrown into another world. I guess her slices would have to flee the earth overnight.

The Abyss Mage scratched his head, not understanding why Ying and Seraphina wanted him to get out. After thinking about it, he turned his eyes to the snacks he brought, and "suddenly realized it."

He automatically understood that because he prepared too little, it was not enough for two people and he needed to make more, so he could not modify the dessert master's memory first.

The Abyss Mage who had an epiphany ran off with the plate in his hand: "Since the Duke is here too, I'll go get some more."

There was also the sound of two abyss mages whispering outside.

The Abyss Mage, who was immersed in admiring the beautiful friendship between Seraphina and Ying, made a sharp explosion: "Leave the things behind!"

The Abyss Mage, whose mind was wandering, shook his head desperately: "No, I only took one plate. Do you think it should be for Her Royal Highness the Princess or for His Excellency the Duke?"

"But isn't this just a plate of cookies? Can't we just share them?"

And how many times have they eaten from the same plate? You fake fan!

"You're right, then I'll send it back?"

"I'm giving you a head! Now that they're all out, go and prepare some more."

"Wait, if you don't mind that we can't share, why are you asking me to get out?" The Abyss Mage felt aggrieved again.

"Didn't you see that the two best friends were chatting? You deserve to be scolded for going in and interrupting them!"

The voices of the two Abyss Mages gradually faded away.

It seemed that the Abyss Mage who was listening in did not realize how outrageous what the Abyss Mage had just said was.

Seraphina looked at Ying with a accusing look: "Are you so arrogant now that you want to kidnap the pastry chef just for breakfast?"

The Abyss Mage has no human form, and is powerless in many things. He will only kidnap people when he really needs to do something.

But now, Ying could go out and buy breakfast by herself, but she actually had to use the kidnapping method. Seraphina looked at Ying with a strange look in her eyes.

Ying, you have fallen!

Ying felt that she was wronged: "I just asked them to cooperate with our plan and create some unrest in Xumi to attract Dai Yin."

Who would have thought that these idiots would kidnap the pastry chef instead of killing, burning and robbing?

Weren't they doing well in Mond before, causing dragon disasters and trying to kill the acting leader of the Knights Templar and the hero of the dark night? Why did the situation change completely when they arrived in Xumi?

——Ying, who selectively forgot the Abyss Mage and stole books from the Knights' Library, truly felt that she was innocent.

Seraphina: "......"

But you know what, it really seems like something a bunch of idiots would do.

......

The most famous dessert master in Xumi is now a white-haired old lady.

Tonight, after she warned her granddaughter not to eat too many sweets at night, she ignored the little girl's pouting lips that were so greasy that they looked like a bottle of oil could be hung on them, and happily went back to her room to sleep.

Oh, why is it so fun to tease children?

It was not until midnight that she suddenly heard some rustling noises.

She thought it was her granddaughter who stole the desserts from the kitchen, and thought to herself that it was a good thing that she had the foresight to lock up all the desserts in advance, so her granddaughter couldn't eat them even if she wanted to.

The dessert master turned over and continued to sleep.

Suddenly, she felt her bed shake.

What? Are you harassing me in the middle of the night because you can’t have dessert?

The dessert master opened his eyes and was about to scold his granddaughter when he saw a furry Abyss Mage standing beside her bed.

Dessert Master: “…”

The Abyss Mage was holding a dough block that she had locked up, and he said "Hi" to her and greeted her.

The dessert chef blinked blankly and found herself tied up. After realizing what was happening, she screamed in shock.

In order not to disturb others, the Abyss Mage stuffed something in her mouth and said, "Old woman, stop screaming!"

The pastry chef took a closer look and realized that this was the breakfast bread she prepared for her granddaughter, and she had clearly locked it up before going to bed.

Did these monsters demolish her house?

Another Abyss Mage came out with her dessert-making tools. Seeing the rough actions of the Abyss Mage in charge of tying people, she hesitated: "Is it not good for us to do this? After all, this is an elderly man."

The dessert master nodded vigorously.

Yes! Why would you kidnap an old woman like me?

"What's wrong with that? Don't waste time, let's go." After the Abyss Mage who was in charge of carrying the ingredients emptied the dessert master's kitchen, he came out and looked at the dessert master who was shaking like a sieve.

After watching for a long time, he compromised: "Forget it, she will probably faint when she arrives at the base like this, and it will take even more time."

He wanted to say that it would be better to let the old woman do it at home, but the Abyss Mage who was in charge of kidnapping people had another wild idea.

"Okay, then I'll move the bed along with it."

As the old lady looked on in disbelief, they moved away the last few belongings in the house, along with the person.

Until the Abyss Mages transported the trembling Dessert Master to the Abyss Cult, the Dessert Master still hadn't figured out why the Abyss Cult came to him.

She is just an old lady who can make desserts. Is there anything worthy of the attention of the Abyss Cult?

It can't be that the Abyss Cult wants to have dessert, right?

The abyss mages who kidnapped her left one by one, and the dessert master was left alone on the bed.

Unable to move, and a little afraid to speak, the dessert master could only scroll through the screen in his mind.

She complained in her heart for a long time, and finally saw an abyss mage walking towards her.

"I heard that you are good at making desserts?"

The dessert master nodded hesitantly.

The Abyss Mage was satisfied and took the tied dessert master to the makeshift kitchen: "Now, bake me a batch of cookies immediately. They must be sweet!"

Dessert Master: “…”

Did the Abyss Cult kidnap her just for the cookies?

Seeing that the old lady didn't move, the Abyss Mage showed his fierceness: "Why don't you move?"

The old lady pouted: "I'm still tied up."

She couldn't move even if she wanted to!

Abyss Mage: "..."

Sorry, I forgot about that.

The dessert master baked a batch of cookies with trembling hands, and stood there anxiously waiting for the Abyss Mage's next words.

The Abyss Mage excitedly took the plate and went to find Ying, and that’s how the story just now happened.

The dessert master was so restless that he waited anxiously until the Abyss Mage finally came back.

He didn't come back alone, he also brought the cookies she had just baked.

The dessert master’s eyes went dark and all he could think was “Am I going to die soon?”

The Abyss Mage slammed the table and said, "It's not baked enough. Bake some more for me now. I don't want cookies anymore. I want other desserts!"

The dessert master breathed a sigh of relief and went to bake the desserts willingly.

......

After the Abyss Mages left, Seraphina pestered Ying to give her a glass of lemonade. Ying was pestered to no end, and considering that there would be dessert later, she made a pot of lemonade.

Although it is dramatic that the Abyss Mages kidnapped the Dessert Master to make desserts for her, since they have already tied him up, wouldn't it be a waste if they don't eat it?

At worst, you can just give a little more money when the person leaves.

Seraphina bit the straw of her lemonade and stroked her chin in thought: "I heard them just call that old lady dessert chef... I know who they called."

The greedy girl Seraphina was familiar with all the dessert shops in Xumi City, and also familiar with those famous dessert chefs. She knew who the Abyss Cult had kidnapped this time.

"I am so old and still have to be tortured by them to make breakfast. It's a sin."

"Early?" Ying finally found the point in Seraphina's words, "Come on, this time of the day is for midnight snacks, right?"

Seraphina was not annoyed at all when she was refuted. Instead, she showed a surprised expression: "What did you say? Midnight snack?"

Their new base was in a cave, so they couldn't see the sky outside, but Ying put a clock in the room when she decorated it.

Seraphina leaned over to take a look. It was still midnight and it was not long since she came out of Conghua City. She immediately smiled.

She had originally given up her sleep time and chatted with Kalibel until dawn, but who knew that things would take a turn for the better, and a whole night passed in her dream, but only a few minutes passed in reality.

She can even sleep after having supper with Ying tonight!

Ying glanced at the puzzled Seraphina and said, "Are you so happy to have a midnight snack?"

Seraphina hummed an unknown tune: "Who is happy about the midnight snack? I am doing this for my rare sleep time!"

fluorescent:"......"

I don't really understand you office workers who work two jobs.

Seraphina was happy because the abyss mages had returned.

I say Abyss Mages because this time there are more than just the Abyss Mages coming.

The Abyss Mage who just brought in the plate had nothing in his hands this time and wore a top hat on his head.

He knocked on the door perfunctorily again and came in directly, took off his hat and made a gentleman's salute: "Your Highness, Your Excellency the Duke, I am back."

Seraphina already had a bad feeling, but it was too late to stop it.

As expected, the Abyss Mages clapped their hands, and a group of Abyss Mages, each holding a tray in their hands, came in one after another.

Those who don’t know might think this is a celebrity banquet in Fontainebleau.

fluorescent:"......"

Seraphina: "......"

They were just having a midnight snack, there was no need to be so exaggerated.

The Abyss Mage used his full sense of ceremony and bowed again: "Welcome to the two beautiful ladies to spend a pleasant evening."

Ying noticed with her sharp eyes that the Abyss Mage, who had just been excited about their beautiful friendship, was now screaming silently, as if he was going to faint in the next second.

fluorescent:"......"

The case has been solved. This guy was the one who instigated all this mess!

Serafina, who was anxious to go back to bed, acquiesced to this strange ritual: "Thank you for your arrangement, sir, I am very satisfied."

She was not done yet after she had made her statement, she poked Ying with her elbow, asking her to express her opinion as well.

Ying said helplessly: "I am also satisfied."

Has Seraphina been hanging out with the water god for too long and gone crazy?