The uncle said: Why are you so picky?

I said: You stingy guy, you are reluctant to give it to me, right? You are reluctant to let me treat you to a meal!

He smiled and said: I'm willing to give it to you. If you want to eat swan meat, I will give it to you.

I leaned over and kissed him, and said: I don't want to eat swan meat, I just want to eat this piece of bacon of yours.

He was so happy that he came over to kiss me with a smile.

After leaving his company, he took me to a seafood restaurant. We found a seat and sat down. The waiter came up and asked us to order.

Not long after we ordered the food, a fat, big-eared middle-aged man suddenly came over. He looked about the same age as my father, followed by a young and pretty girl.

He walked up to the uncle, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Mr. Zheng, what a coincidence! Are you eating here too?"

The uncle quickly stood up and said: Hey, Mr. Li, what a coincidence, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you if you hadn’t called me!

Mr. Li had such a greasy smile. He pointed at me and said: Is this your girlfriend?

The uncle said: Yes, girlfriend.

I hurriedly greeted him with a smile and said, "Hello, Mr. Li."

Mr. Li looked at me and patted the uncle on the shoulder again: You are so lucky, boy. Where did you find such a beautiful girlfriend?

The uncle smiled and said: This is fate between us.

Mr. Li said: We haven't seen each other for a long time. I'll treat you to dinner today!

The uncle hurriedly said: "Hey, Mr. Li, you are my client. Although we haven't cooperated for two years, I can't let you treat me to a meal. It should be my treat anyway! I still hope that we can continue to cooperate!"

Mr. Li said: Oh, what do you think? I have been wanting to find you these days. The service of the company we are cooperating with now is too bad. If there is a chance, we can have a meal together and discuss continuing the cooperation.

The uncle said: Okay, you are a busy man, just call me when you are free, I will be there whenever you call.

Mr. Li smiled and said: Okay, okay, I'll go over first, my table of dishes is here.

The uncle said: Okay, Mr. Li, please take your time eating.

The man looked at me and smiled, then he hugged the girl next to him and walked over.

As soon as he left, our food arrived.

I picked up the chopsticks and asked the uncle while eating: Hey, husband, is that woman his daughter?

The uncle was drinking tea, and when he heard what I said, the water in his mouth almost spit out.

He choked, coughed a few times, then smiled and said to me: Daughter? My little thing, you are too naive, this woman must be a kept woman.

I said: It's so disgusting, this man looks older than my dad, and this woman looks younger than me.

The uncle said: They each get what they want, one values ​​the money and the other values ​​the young and beautiful body, it's a transaction.

I said: I thought she was his daughter.

The uncle whispered to me: He is an old pervert. He has a wife, but I have never seen her. When I worked with him before, he often asked me to find girls for him. They were all young models, so precious.

I said: Then why are you still cooperating with him?

The uncle said: "It's a big client. Why not make money? If he likes young models, I will find one for him."

I went over and asked: Young model...are you looking for one?

He reached out and patted my head and said: I'm your husband, a good man. I don't look for prostitutes. I want to live a few more years.

I looked at him in disbelief and said nothing.

He picked up a crab and said, "Do you want to eat it? I'll peel it for you."

I smiled and said: Okay, can you help me peel some of the mantis shrimps?

He put down his chopsticks and helped me peel crabs and mantis shrimps.

When we were halfway through our meal, Mr. Li came over again and said with a smile: Mr. Zheng, I just paid the bill for your table.

The uncle said: Mr. Li, why are you so polite? I should pay for this order. I am really embarrassed by your behavior. How can I let customers pay for it?

Mr. Li patted him and said: It's okay, we are all friends. I checked and I don't think I have added you on WeChat. What's your WeChat ID? I'll add you so that we can contact each other next time.

The uncle hurriedly told him his WeChat ID.

After adding the food, Mr. Li said: We’ll leave first, you guys take your time eating.

The uncle said: Okay, Mr. Li, I'll treat you next time.

Mr. Li looked at me with a smile and said: "Little beauty, take your time eating. I'm leaving first."

I smiled and said goodbye to him.

Then he turned and left, and the little girl carried his bag and followed closely behind him.

After we finished our meal, the uncle took out his phone and bought movie tickets online.

After buying the tickets, we went straight to the cinema.

The uncle went to buy popcorn, and I went to buy milk tea and Juewei duck neck, and when we got back to the cinema it was just in time to enter.

I think duck neck is a must-have for watching movies, haha! Anyway, I had no interest in the movie and was just eating the whole time.

Uncle, hold the popcorn for me

When the movie was almost over, I suddenly felt something was wrong, so I quickly stood up and ran to the bathroom.

When I went to the bathroom, I saw that the uncle was really a jinx and he was right. My period came.

Fortunately, I had the foresight to put on a sanitary pad so my pants didn’t get dirty, but I gave all the spare sanitary napkins in my bag to the uncle’s ex-wife.

I patted my head and thought, what a fool I was. I should have kept one for myself at least.

What should I do now? I can only ask the uncle to buy it for me...

I squatted in the toilet, took out my cell phone and called the uncle.

Soon the uncle picked up the phone and asked, "What happened? I went to the toilet for a long time and you fell into the pit?"

It was very noisy in the screening room, so he walked outside while talking, and soon, the other end of the phone became quiet.

I said: Honey, I have my period, but I gave all the sanitary napkins in my bag to your ex-wife today. Can you go out and buy some for me?

The uncle said: "It's strange, what day is today? My period is coming today."

I said: Your ex-wife and I are destined to be together, even our periods come at the same time.

He said: You are really my little ancestor. I can do anything with you.

I spoke to him softly and coquettishly: My dear husband, I beg you, please buy it for me.

The uncle said: Okay, I'll go buy it for you now. Do you want me to buy you a pair of pants as well?

I said: No need, my pants are not dirty, just buy me a pack of sanitary napkins.

He said: Then you wait, I will go buy it.

I said: Husband, you are so nice.

He responded and hung up.

I was squatting and waiting for him while playing with my phone, but he didn't come after waiting for a long time. My legs were almost numb from squatting, and I felt like I wouldn't be able to stand up soon.

I was about to send him a WeChat message to ask if he had come, when suddenly a woman's voice outside called out: "Is anyone there? Who wants sanitary napkins?"

I hurriedly knocked on the door of the cubicle and said: It's me, it's me.

Then the woman stuffed the sanitary napkin into me through the gap underneath.

I said: Thank you.

She said: You're welcome. And then she left.

After I changed, I was like, damn, I couldn't stand up after squatting for too long.

I put the extra in my bag and walked out to find the uncle.

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