An older single woman meets a domineering CEO on a blind date

I said: Then you can't sleep, it has nothing to do with me, I can sleep anyway.

He said: You vicious woman, how could you be so bad?

I said: Okay, I won’t talk to you anymore. Contact me when you come tomorrow.

He said: Don’t tell me, what did you buy?

I said: I bought a pile of dog shit for you to play with.

He said: Are you a poisonous woman? You keep talking shit... Never mind... I don't want it... You can keep it for yourself...

I said: You don't want it anymore? Okay... Don't regret it, you pig.

After a long while, he sent me a message and asked: Hey, did you buy Buddhist beads for me?

I said: Wow, you have become smarter with your pig brain.

He said: How come you are so nice? Take a picture and show it to me.

I said: You don’t want it anymore, so what are you looking at? I’ll take it to my husband, Mr. Zheng.

He said: Yes, yes, I want dog shit too.

I said: I won’t show it to you, but don’t forget to give me the money when you come tomorrow.

He came back and said: What? A string of Buddhist beads? Are you fucking blackmailing me?

I said: I don't care, you asked me to buy it, your boss, what if I buy a cheap one and you don't like it? So I bought you the most expensive one in the store, a unique old material, authentic Indian small-leaf red sandalwood, full of gold stars, absolutely worthy of your noble status.

He said: You old woman are so vicious and cruel to blackmail me.

I said: Get out of here, you are the old woman.

He sent me a smug expression, but I didn't reply.

I put down my phone and was about to take a shower when my dad came back.

As soon as he saw me, he asked: "Are you back? How was your fun?"

I said: It's okay.

My dad asked again: Is his son easy to get along with?

I said: His son likes me so much that he doesn’t even want his biological mother and just wants to follow me.

My father looked at me without saying anything, with a look of disbelief on his face. I quickly grabbed the towel and ran to take a shower.

……

the next day.

Xu might have arrived on time, because ten minutes before getting off work, he called and said he was downstairs at my company.

I quickly packed my things and went downstairs. I didn't get into his car. I walked to the driver's seat and knocked on his window.

He rolled down the window, looked at me and said, "What are you doing? Get in the car. I'll treat you to dinner."

I said: The Buddhist beads I bought are still at home, I forgot to bring them with me, I have to go back home to get them, and I also have to drive back, so can you follow my car?

He nodded and said: OK.

I turned around and got into my car and drove home, with Xu following me all the way behind.

After I got home, I got my Buddhist beads, then walked to the gate of the community and got into his car.

When he saw me, he came up to me and said, "You old woman, you're almost 30, and you haven't even gone through puberty yet? Why do you still have acne?"

I said: I ate too much spicy food these days and got a sore throat. I never had acne before. It’s okay. These two pimples won’t affect my appearance. They will be gone in a few days.

He took out his cell phone and said to me: You are getting uglier day by day. I will take a picture and send it to Zheng XX to ask him whether this pimple looks good or not.

I hurriedly tried to grab his phone: Are you fucking sick?

He dodged and said: Didn’t you say it doesn’t affect your appearance?

I pointed at him and said: Do you still want your Buddhist beads?

He quickly put away his phone and said: Yes, yes, where is my Buddhist beads, give them to me quickly.

I didn't say anything, but took out a box from my bag and handed it to him.

After he opened it, he took out the Buddhist beads bracelet and looked at it on his hand, then said: "Hey, not bad! Mine is much better looking than Zheng XX's."

I said: No way, I think his is better looking.

Xu said: Mine is obviously the best looking.

I was too lazy to talk to him, so I said: As long as you like it.

He raised his hand with the Buddhist beads, looked left and right, and then said: "Is this really 19? Why does it look like 9?"

I rolled my eyes at him and said: "Brother, are you kidding me? 19, go buy me a bunch and show me."

He didn't say anything, took his handbag, unzipped it, took out two stacks of money from it and gave them to me and said: I like it, I want 19 too.

This Xu...really gave me money...

I hurriedly returned the money and said: Oh, I was just kidding you. I bought it for you and it must be a gift. Can I really ask you for money?

He threw the money to me and said: Take it, I asked you to buy it, and I won’t let you spend money.

I returned the money to him and said: Oh, you believed me when I lied to you. How can a Buddhist bead bracelet be so expensive? It’s cheap, only a few hundred dollars. Don’t despise it.

He said: How many hundred dollars is that? I'll give you the money.

I said: I really don’t want it. If you ask me for money again, I will be angry! I paused for a while and said: I don’t want anything else. I just want you to provide me with more information about Zheng XX in the future.

He said: Needless to say, you are my savior, I am absolutely on your side now, if Zheng XX dares to do anything behind your back, I will be the first one to beat him up for you!

I patted him and said: Oh, you are so loyal.

He said: Then I'll treat you to dinner, what do you want to eat?

I thought about it and said: "Shall I take you to eat grilled fish?" There is a grilled fish restaurant in our county that is particularly delicious. Zheng XX and I often go there.

Little Green Grass said: Okay, then you lead the way.

Then I pointed the way and he drove to the grilled fish restaurant.

When we got to the restaurant, all the seats were full and we had to wait. I called a number and the waiter gave us a menu. We sat at the door and ordered food from the menu...

Xu asked: What kind of fish do you want?

I said: Whatever, anything is fine!

He asked again: What flavor do you want? How about spicy?

I said: I don't want to eat spicy food anymore. Do you think I don't have enough pimples on my face? I have a date with Zheng XX this weekend, and I don't know if these two pimples on my face will be healed by the weekend.

He snickered and said: Just order the spiciest one, so that you can get a face full of pimples, and then see if Zheng XX still wants you.

As he spoke, he checked the spicy option on the menu.

I went up to him and hit him on the head, and I said: You dead pig, I can't eat spicy food, I have my period! Give me some garlic!

He didn't say anything, just kept laughing, and then silently changed the spicy flavor to garlic flavor.

After ordering the dishes, we waited for a long time and finally got a seat.

Because we ordered the dishes in advance while waiting for our table, the fish came out shortly after we entered.

I picked up the chopsticks and started eating. Xu said: Wow, it tastes really good. I have eaten at so many restaurants in the city and none of them are as delicious as this one.

I was just about to speak when my cell phone rang. I picked up the phone and saw it was the uncle calling.

I quickly pressed the answer button and said gently: Honey, have you eaten?

The uncle said: I just finished eating, how about you?

I said: I'm eating, eating grilled fish.

He asked: With your dad?

I said: No, I'm with Xu.

The uncle said: Why are you two together?

I said: Didn’t he ask me to buy Buddhist beads for him? I bought them when I saw them while shopping yesterday. He happened to come to our county today, so I gave him the beads and we had a meal together.

The uncle said: Oh, then you two can eat, I will call you later.