An older single woman meets a domineering CEO on a blind date

As soon as I finished speaking, he caught up and followed the car.

The uncle said: It’s a Bentley, yes, just like me.

I smiled proudly, patted Xu's head and said: Grass Pig is treating us, let's order one each.

There was a red light ahead and the Bentley stopped. Xu changed lanes and parked side by side with the car.

I looked out the car window. The window of the Bentley was open and the driver was a woman who looked to be in her forties.

This red light is a bit long, I waited for a long time but it still didn’t pass.

Then Xu suddenly rolled down his car window and shouted loudly to the Bentley: Hey, beauty, your BYD is nice, how much did it cost?

The uncle and I burst out laughing instantly...

I said: You pig, please don't provoke others, okay?

The uncle said: Don’t do that. There are two men sitting in the back seat of the car. If you get beaten, we won’t help you.

The woman in the Bentley ignored him. Xu couldn't continue the drama and shut up.

Then when the light turned green, the Bentley drove away quickly, but the light was still red at the next intersection. After it stopped slowly, I turned my head and saw that the Bentley was still on the side.

We were waiting for the red light boredly, and then the woman driving the Bentley suddenly shouted to Xu: Handsome guy, your Wuling Hongguang is also good, how much did you pay for it?

Hahahahaha!

The uncle and I were almost laughing out loud.

I patted Xu and repeated her words with a smile: Grass pig, how much did you buy your Wuling Hongguang?

Xu ignored me and leaned on the car window and shouted at her: Beauty, you are mistaken, this is a Wuling Zhiguang, Wuling Hongguang is so expensive that I can't afford it.

Hahaha… I’m really convinced… my stomach hurts from laughing…

The Bentley ignored her.

Xu continued to shout at her: How about I exchange this Wuling Zhiguang for your BYD?

The Bentley still ignored her.

I said: Only a fool would trade with you.

Xu shouted again: "Why don't you change it? Do you want to change it?"

The traffic light ahead just turned green, and the Bentley ignored her and drove away with its foot on the accelerator. Xu was still thinking about whether to change or not...

Then a Volkswagen was parked behind the Bentley, with a young man sitting on the passenger seat. The man said to Xu with a smile: Hey, brother, BYD won’t trade with you, so I will. How about I trade my Volkswagen for your Wuling Zhiguang?

The uncle and I laughed our heads off again, and the uncle said: Change, change, change, Volkswagen is better than BYD.

Xu ignored it and drove away slowly...

Then the Volkswagen became funny too, it insisted on driving side by side with Xu's car, neither fast nor slow.

The young man still shouted at him with a smile: Hey, brother, do you want to change it?

After driving for a while, Xu turned his head and shouted at him: No! You want to exchange my Wuling Zhiguang for this tricycle, unless you give me a girlfriend.

Hahaha! The grass is so funny, and the tricycle...

Then the guy got excited and said immediately: "Okay, brother, I'll give you my girlfriend. The one driving the car is my girlfriend! Give me back the car and I'll find another beautiful one!"

This guy is also a funny guy. I vaguely saw his girlfriend hit him hard.

Then the Volkswagen turned left and we went straight.

I laughed so hard along the way that my stomach hurt. Wherever there is grass, there is joy.

When we arrived at the grilled fish restaurant, it was almost full and there were only a few empty seats. The waiter took us to find a seat.

Then we actually ordered three grilled fish, one with soy sauce, one with garlic, and one with pickled cabbage, and we also ordered a lot of cold dishes.

When the waiter came to confirm the menu with us, he kindly told us: Our grilled fish is very large in size, so two servings will definitely be enough for the three of you.

Xu hurriedly said: It’s okay, just three servings, we have a pig here that eats a lot.

I immediately pointed at him and said: Yes, this wild pig is particularly good at eating.

Xu rolled his eyes at me, and the waiter left with the menu.

There were a lot of people, so we waited a long time for the fish to come. As a result, our table could only fit three servings of fish, and there was no room for other cold dishes.

Xu got up and changed the orientation of the fish, placing them all vertically, so that there was finally some space for the cold dishes.

After dinner, Xu ran to pay the bill, and then the three of us walked to the shopping mall near the grilled fish restaurant.

We were wandering around the mall bored...

The uncle pulled me aside and asked: Little one, do you want me to buy you clothes?

I said: No need, I have so many clothes at home that I can’t wear them all.

He said: What are we going to do now? It's still early, and there's nothing to do at your house, so how about... we go to the movies?

I said: There don’t seem to be any good movies recently.

Xu pointed at the arcade not far away and said: Let’s go to the video game arcade.

I said: Okay, I'm going to grab the doll.

Xu Hao said excitedly: I'm an expert at grabbing dolls, Long-legged Rabbit, I'll grab a bunch for you later.

I said: Is this true? Zheng XX took a long time to pick up only one or two for me, and the money he spent was enough to buy several.

Xu said: I tell you and you still don’t believe me, I’ll catch you later, I paid a lot of tuition to practice this.

The uncle behind me said: You two are really a perfect match, are you from the same mother? How come you like the same things?

I hurriedly said: I am different from him, he is shameless. As I said this, I held the uncle's hand and walked towards the video game arcade.

Xu went to exchange five hundred coins. As soon as I saw the cow-catching game machine, I couldn't move and sat down to play the cow-catching game.

I played for a while, but I kept losing... kept losing...

I turned around to look for the uncle and Xu, but the uncle was nowhere to be seen and I didn't know what he had gone to play with. Xu was cutting dolls and in the blink of an eye he had two in his hands, both of them big ones.

I was so excited that I stood up and ran towards him immediately. I said, "Grass pig, you are really amazing. You cut two at once."

Xu threw the doll in his hand to me and said: Two are nothing, just wait, I will cut a bunch for you.

I said: "You are so good!" I pointed to a doll and said: "Help me cut this, this rabbit is beautiful, I like it."

Xu said: Okay, I will definitely help you lose weight.

He put the coin in, but failed to cut it out the first time. He tried again and still failed. But the third time, he cut out the rabbit.

Holy shit! I was so excited instantly.

He took out a doll from the bottom and handed it to me, then said: "Which one do you want? I'll cut it for you."

I held the three in my hands, looked around and said: Help me cut this elephant.

His technique is really good. He brought down the elephant in just two tries.

The elephant was a little big, and I could hardly hold it in my hands. Then I pointed at a chinchilla and said, "Piggy, I want this chinchilla too."

He was cutting an alligator, looked at me and said: OK, I'll come over when I finish this.

Then the crocodile was not very smooth and I had to keep cutting it. It took five cuts before it came off.

He threw it to me and said: Can you take it?

I said: Okay, you cut this chinchilla for me, I really like chinchillas.