An older single woman meets a domineering CEO on a blind date

I patted Xu and said: Hey, grass pig, are we brothers?

Xu hurriedly said: It is necessary.

I said: Then do me a favor.

He asked while chewing melon seeds: What?

I whispered: Please help me to seduce her and sleep with her, so that she won’t always be thinking about my man.

Xu threw the melon seeds in his hand at my face and said, "What do you think I am? A breeding pig? This woman is too pretentious. I don't like her. I won't sleep with her!"

I pointed and said: Isn’t it beautiful?

Xu said: "How is it beautiful? When did you go blind? It's uglier than you."

I said: You don’t want to help, right?

He said: No help! I am clean now! I used to flirt with girls, you said I was dirty, now I don't flirt anymore, you want me to sleep with women, you are so toxic!

I said: Forget it, I won’t help you. I will find a way myself. I don’t believe that you are the only one who can keep yourself clean.

He hurriedly said: Really, I haven’t touched a woman for a long time.

I looked at him like he was a monster: What are you doing? Are you really going to become a monk? Have you decided on a Buddhist name?

He said: Why do you care about me? I want to wait for my virginity to grow back.

I'm speechless, he's simply sick.

Then I ignored him and kept my eyes on the uncle and HR.

Damn it, I instantly felt unhappy when I saw them singing. After listening to the recording, I had no intention of getting rid of her. After all, the uncle’s attitude was very clear, and he sent her to the old company. I didn’t think she could do anything.

But now I feel that if this HR stays in the uncle's company, it will be a disaster sooner or later. With her skills of being one thing on the surface and another behind the scenes, even if the uncle is not interested in her now, there is no guarantee that she will be in the future...

I thought, how can I get her away? And she is the cousin of my client. If I force my uncle to fire her, he will definitely be embarrassed...

What a headache...

While I was thinking about it, they finished singing, and HR said to the uncle in a coquettish voice: Mr. Zheng, you sing really well.

Damn, are you deaf? Lao Zheng is tone-deaf, not a word of his singing is in tune, and he sings well, how can you say that...

The uncle smiled and said: You sing better.

HR asked again: Mr. Zheng, can you sing Eason Chan's "Because of Love"? Let's sing another song.

The uncle looked at me and I rolled my eyes at him.

Then he said to HR: I can't sing, why don't you sing it yourself? Then he pointed at Xu and said: You can ask him to sing with you, he is a delayed singer.

Xu hurriedly said: I won’t sing, my appearance fee is too expensive!

The uncle looked at him and said: "Virtue." Then he came over and sat down next to me, reaching out to hold my hand.

I broke free from his hand and said to Xu: Weed, come on, let's sing a song "Dear Lover".

Xu smiled and said: Okay.

The uncle hurriedly caught up and said: Little thing, let me sing with you.

I said: No, you don’t sing well.

He didn't say much and sat back on the sofa dejectedly.

Xu went to order a song, and after the prelude, I started singing.

As soon as I opened my mouth, Xu mocked me: Oh my, the way you sing is dragging my level down.

While singing, I walked over and kicked him, and he finally behaved himself.

After singing, I put down the microphone and looked back. The uncle was chatting with HR. HR had a faint smile in her eyes. I had no idea what they were talking about. It was too noisy and I couldn’t hear.

Damn it, he was still chatting with her. I got mad all of a sudden.

I walked over and sat down next to him. He looked back at me and said: You still look down on me? Your singing is even worse than mine. You are not worthy of singing with me at this level.

After saying that, he came and held my hand again.

I was too lazy to pay attention to him. After a while, the HR suddenly stood up and walked out of the box, probably to the toilet.

I shook off the uncle's hand and prepared to follow him out without saying a word. The uncle asked from behind: Hey, where are you going?

I said: I'm going to the bathroom.

Then I pushed the door and left the box.

I walked all the way to the women's restroom, but didn't see the HR, so I waited outside at the sink.

After waiting for about ten minutes, she came out. When she saw me, she just smiled, didn't say anything, and then walked around me to wash her hands.

I just kept looking at her.

After she finished washing, she turned and walked to the door to leave. I suddenly called her and said: Hey, wait a minute, I have something to tell you.

She stopped and looked back at me and asked: What's the matter?

I said: In the afternoon, downstairs of your company, you really didn't see me? You just walked past me.

She smiled and said: I'm sorry, I really didn't see you. I told you, my eyesight is not very good.

I said: If you didn’t see me, how do you know I was standing downstairs of your company eating sesame cakes like an idiot?

After hearing what I said, she was stunned for a while. I observed the expression on her face and saw that she was a little flustered. Then she said: What do you mean by eating sesame cakes? I don’t know what you are talking about…

I didn't say anything. I just turned on my phone and played the conversation between her and her cousin that was recorded by the bug for her to listen to...

Now her expression completely changed...

I looked at her and asked: Do you remember what I was talking about now?

She said in a panic: "Where did you come from? I clearly deleted the dashcam video."

I said: Do you think it will be gone if you delete it? The memory card has a memory function. If you don't understand, you should read more! (Actually, I was just lying to her. I didn't want her to know about the bug.)

She looked at me with a wronged look and said: What do you want to do?

I said: Shouldn't I be the one asking you what you want to do? You want to steal my girlfriend and my boyfriend and you call me an idiot and you still ask me what I want to do?

She still looked at me with a wronged expression, as if I was bullying her.

Then she asked: Does Mr. Zheng know about this recording?

I said: He will know it soon, I will tell him when I get home in the evening.

She looked at me pitifully and said: Can you... not tell him?

I said: No. Why didn't I tell him?

She said: I beg you, don't tell him.

I deliberately remained silent for a while and said: It’s okay for me not to tell him, but you have to agree to one condition of mine.

She asked hurriedly: What are the conditions?

I said: I'll give you ten days to resign and leave his company.

After hearing what I said, she lowered her head and stopped talking. I don’t know what she was thinking.

I looked at her for a while and then said, "You don't want to leave, right? Hey, if Zheng xx heard this recording, what would he think of you?"

HR was immediately upset. She looked at me and said, "Why are you doing this to me? I haven't offended you."

I said: Have you not offended me yet? There are men everywhere on the street, why don't you find someone else? Can you find someone who doesn't have a boyfriend? Why do you have to steal my girl?

HR even said confidently: "It's my freedom to like whoever I want, right? You two are not married, I have the right to pursue my happiness."

Damn it! Zheng xx and I are not married yet, so she can steal my boyfriend? Her brain is really different from others.

I was so angry that I said: "Okay! If you have the guts, go grab the job. It's up to you whether you want to resign or not. If you don't want to resign, then just wait to be fired."