I came home, washed up, and was about to watch TV when I received a message from my best friend.

Girlfriend: How is it with Mr. Liu?

Me: What's wrong? It's just a normal meal. I asked you to go, but you didn't go. I feel embarrassed to refuse. I have already refused several times.

Can you develop feelings for each other just by eating a meal?

My best friend: I think you have a bad vision. You don't want such a good man, but choose a divorced and second-married old man. You must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!

Don’t you ever feel attracted to these outstanding men?

Me: What’s the point of being excellent? My heart is with the uncle now!

Best friend: You are sick, and your illness is quite serious.

I knew I would be scolded by my bestie, so I didn’t say anything else afterwards.

My best friend said: I know you won’t listen to anything we say now, and you will really cry one day!

After my best friend stopped talking, I went to wash up. After that, I lay down like Ge You.

I received a picture from an uncle. The uncle took a selfie of himself, and his face was covered with sweat.

Me: What happened to you? Are you being chased? Why are you in such a mess?

Uncle: It would be a waste of your talent if you don't become a director, followed by a laughing expression

Me: ??? What’s wrong with you?

Uncle: I’m exercising in our community!

Me: Hey, are you going to get eight-pack abs? Why do you suddenly want to exercise?

Uncle: In the past, whenever I had time, I would go to the gym to exercise. Now I don’t have much time, and when I occasionally have some time, I come to see you. It’s all depleting my energy, and how can I do that in the future if I don’t replenish it?

Me: Then you should exercise well! You are much older than me! You must have enough physical strength to keep up with me!

Uncle: Why do you despise me for being old? I am still in good health now! I can keep up with you young people!

Me: I sent a smiling emoji and said, "Uncle, you better work hard!"

Uncle: Just now when I was exercising in the community, there was a woman exercising as well. She was running and she wanted to flirt with me. She deliberately asked me to add her on WeChat and said that we could exercise together next time so that she could have a companion.

Me: Hey, you are so ugly, is she blind at night? Or did she not see you clearly?

Uncle: Are you blind too? Don’t you like me too?

Me: Maybe I’m blind too!

Uncle: How can you talk about yourself like that? You are really cruel.

Me: It’s just right that they want to flirt with you. You like to flirt with others anyway. Now someone comes to you on his own initiative. You must be so happy!

Have you added each other on WeChat? Have you agreed on a date for the date?

Uncle: How could that be? You're going to make me laugh to death. I'm in a relationship now. I was too embarrassed to refuse her at first, so I told her that my phone was out of battery.

She said the phone number would be fine, she would remember it! This woman is stupid, she has no vision, she is even stupider than you. Can't you see that I don't want to give it to her?

Later I said directly that my wife would be unhappy if she knew, so in order not to affect the harmony of the family, let’s forget it!

Me: Wow, is this true? Why are you so self-conscious today? It's so hard to find someone who throws himself at you, can you resist the temptation and refuse?

Uncle: You are the only one who thinks too highly of me. I am not as bad as you say! It’s not like I want every kind of woman!

Me: I hope what you say is consistent with your actions. If I find out that you have lied to me, don’t blame me!

The uncle made a scared expression

Me: Then you should work out well and let me see your eight-pack abs next time

Uncle: Of course no problem, you can look wherever you want, with a smirk

Me: Rogue

Uncle: Then you should go to bed early and don’t stay up late. I will exercise for a while and then go home to rest.

Me: Okay, I’ll go to sleep then.

I went to sleep afterwards. The next day when I was at work, my bestie sent me a message asking me if I had time since the next day was Saturday.

Me: What's wrong? I have time. Usually my uncle will pick me up on Saturdays to play.

Girlfriend: My boyfriend and I want to go to XXXY on Saturday, and I was just asking if you have time to go!

Me: Replied excitedly, Are it just the two of you?

Girlfriend: Yes

Me: Can I ask the uncle to come along?

Girlfriend: No, I don’t want to see him, send a crying and laughing expression

Me: Why do you have to? He didn't offend you.

Girlfriend: He didn’t offend me, but when I think about the fact that he is married for the second time and is older than you, I feel that he is not worthy of you, and I feel uncomfortable.

Me: Can’t you just be nice to him for my sake?

Girlfriend: Oh, to be honest with you, it’s not that I don’t like old men, it’s actually me who called Mr. Liu

Me: It’s already enough that you two have asked me to be a light bulb, why did you ask him to join in as well?

Girlfriend: You can go or not. If you don't want to go, then the three of us will go. Anyway, we will leave early on Saturday morning and come back on Sunday, so it will be fast.

If you can't bear to leave your old man, then just stay with him!

I actually wanted to go there very much, because I had been there once before with a male surgeon. It was drizzling the day I went there, and after walking around for a while, I caught a cold from the rain, and I had to get an IV drip after I got home.

I quickly replied: Go, go, go. Who said we don’t want to go? Just drive one car there. There are only four of us anyway, which is just right.

Best friend: Yes, you don’t have to worry about anything. I will take the things for the trip. You just need to pack the things you need.

Me: Okay, then you come to my house to pick me up. I’ll go home after get off work and pack my things.

Girlfriend: OK

I quickly sent a message to my uncle.

I said: Uncle, don't come to see me this week. My best friend and I have an appointment to go to XXX and I want to tell you not to miss it.

It took a long time for the uncle to reply me

Uncle: Going with your bestie? She has a husband, right? Remember you said that? Then why don’t you go and be a light bulb? Otherwise, I can come and join you, so it won’t be so awkward.

I instantly felt like a thief again and felt guilty, but it was not easy to tell him about it because there were other people involved and he would definitely get suspicious if I told him.

I had no choice but to bring up my best friend. I said, "Doesn't my best friend like you very much? You know that, and it will be awkward later. When we are more familiar with each other, we can play together."

Uncle: Then don’t go with your best friend. I’ll take you there.

Me: I have already promised my bestie. If I tell her now that I am not going, she will definitely think too much and think that you don’t agree with me going! Let’s wait until next time. We can go together in the afternoon.

Uncle: Are you willing to leave me alone?

Me: You can take a break instead of running back and forth. Take a good rest and exercise.

Uncle: Well, that's all I can do now! Wait until next week and see how I deal with you! So take care of yourself when you go out! Be careful!

Me: Got it, I’ll bring you something delicious when I come back

Uncle: No, just buy it and eat it yourself, pay with my card

Me: Okay, I never sent any more messages.

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