Uncle: I was really mad at you at that time, and no matter how I tried to comfort you, it didn’t work, so I just thought we should just calm down.

After a few days of calming down, I regretted it, and then when I saw that you didn't respond at all, I couldn't hold it back any longer and ran over to find you!

There are so many people around you who like you! I'm worried that someone else will take advantage of you and snatch you away. Look, it's only been a few days and you're already on a blind date.

You can't actually give me a sense of security. I'm afraid that one day someone better will appear by your side and you'll abandon me! And your father doesn't agree.

Seeing that I didn't say anything, his hand kept touching my X, but it wasn't as gentle as before!

Uncle: I'm asking you! You're really brave! You're still going on a blind date

Me: Who told you to break up with me? After we broke up, I am single and I am free to do whatever I want.

Uncle: It was you who wanted to share it with me.

Me: If I want to break up with you, then you should break up! That means you want to break up too.

Uncle: You don’t know your temper. Once you get angry, even ten cows can’t pull you back. If I hadn’t agreed to you at that time, you would have continued to make trouble!

OK, I'll remember that next time you say break up, I won't agree.

I asked: "You haven't been idle during the days we were apart, have you gone out to meet some pretty ladies?"

Uncle: Of course, do you even need to ask? You're already on a blind date, why would I be idle? You've always said that I'm horny, and now that I've broken up with you, I want to experience being hugged by both sides!

I sleep with two women a night, and each of them is prettier than you

They are all stunning beauties. They have more flesh than you where they should have flesh, and are thin where they should be thin. Oh my, their figures are amazing.

When I heard him say that, I knew he was mad at me, but I still couldn't help but get a little angry and kicked him a few times.

I said angrily: Do you believe I can kill you?

The uncle smiled and said: I'm in trouble, what are you going to do in the future?

My face instantly turned red after what he said and I said: There are so many people around me, who cares about you?

The uncle held my X with both hands and said: You dare

Then he said, you are not allowed to go on blind dates in the future. You already have me, aren’t you satisfied yet?

Me: Actually, no, I just broke up with you and was in a bad mood, so I thought about seeing someone new to see if I could quickly forget you from my mind.

It just so happened that my dad said his friend's relatives were very good in all aspects, so I agreed to go.

Uncle: You are not allowed to go there anymore. If you see someone who is better than me, will you really not want me?

Me: That depends on your performance in the future!

Uncle: If you don’t want me anymore, what should I do?

Me: Don't worry, I won't go there anymore. Those who go on blind dates are all ugly and I don't like them.

Uncle: Didn’t we meet on a dating website? Why did you fall for me?

Me: I didn’t like you at first, but you’re not ugly, unlike those people.

Uncle: How about that guy?

Me: Very bad, I feel, not even as good as your toes, I don’t like it anyway, I rejected it! Didn’t you also see the chat history?

The uncle laughed very happily when he heard me say this.

He hugged me and said with a smirk: Am I really that good?

Me: It’s not that you are good, it’s that this guy is so bad compared to you

Uncle: Then I won’t worry about it. You are not allowed to go there in the future.

Me: Don’t worry, I won’t go there

Uncle: I think I’m pretty good, I’m divorced and have a child.

Me: Hey, who gave you that sense of superiority? You gasped when someone told you you were fat, didn’t you?

The uncle smiled and said nothing.

Then the uncle said: Wife, let's do it again

Me: No, I’m really tired. I’ve just had enough comfort.

Uncle: But I still want to!

Me: You’re torturing me so much that I’m almost falling apart. I can’t take it anymore!

The uncle said aggrievedly, "Okay, but I still want it. I can't help it when I'm with you."

Me: You have to bear it even if you can’t help it. How did you get through this less than half a month?

Uncle: I broke up with you. I am in a bad mood every day. How can I think about this kind of thing?

The uncle behind me suddenly asked me: Jiajia, let me ask you a question

Me: Um, what’s the problem?

Uncle: You can’t be angry if I ask you.

Me: I’m not angry, just ask.

Uncle: How many men am I to you?

Me: I was stunned when I heard this. Why would you ask that?

Me: Do you have a virgin complex?

Uncle: No, don't get me wrong, I just said it casually, if you don't want to answer, that's fine.

I was silent and asked: Then how many women am I to you? You tell me, and I will tell you.

The uncle didn't speak

Me: Lost count?

Uncle: How could that be? Who do you think I am?

Me: Then tell me the truth, which one am I?

Uncle: Oh, forget it! Just pretend I didn’t ask

Later, I thought, what's the use of knowing? I'm just making things difficult for myself! So I didn't ask him, and he didn't ask me either.

In this way, the two of them did not speak, watching TV

Before we knew it, we both fell asleep. This sleep made me feel comfortable and at ease. I suffered from insomnia every day during the half month of separation from the uncle. I couldn’t sleep…

The next day, when I woke up, it was almost noon again. After getting up, washing up, the uncle and I went out to find something to eat near the hotel.

Then we walked back to the hotel after dinner. Who knew we saw this dad’s car near the hotel?

I was thinking, what the hell, did my dad know that the uncle and I were in this hotel? He came over and grabbed me.

But then I think about it, it doesn’t make sense. If he was looking for me, why didn’t he call me?

Then there was only one possibility in my mind, my dad was doing the same old trick again and was secretly bringing a woman with him behind my mom's back!

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. I walked over to my dad's car and kicked the tires.

Uncle: Are you sick? Why are you kicking someone’s car?

Me: This is my dad’s car.

Uncle: It’s your father’s, so it’s normal!

Me: She must have cheated on my mom again and brought her to a hotel room

Uncle: Aren’t your parents separated?

Me: What's wrong with separation? Aren't we divorced? Can I bring someone to check into a hotel just because I'm separated? Last night, he called me and lied to me that he was in the countryside. It seems that he was here last night!

The uncle came over and pulled me: Okay, calm down, this is your parents' business, let them solve it themselves, don't interfere

Me: I'm going to call him and ask him, I want to see how he can deceive me again

Uncle: Oh! Your dad might be busy right now!

I don't want to leave here. What a worrying father he is. He's already so old.

Later, the uncle asked me to give my dad some face, saying that if I exposed him in front of him, my dad would be so embarrassed and would not agree to my relationship with him, so he asked me to take it slow.

Then he took me back to the hotel.

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